alienfranco is back bitches. My excalibur got fully hard this time and I slayed noodle pussy

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We're not talking brag-worthy Chink pussy. But this is easily my most positive sexual experience since Yogapants (2016). I went into LDAR mode for 3+ years. Tried online dating again in the last couple months. Had a wet noodle with a fat filipina like 5-6 weeks ago. Premature ejaculated fucking a 58 year old BBW. Somehow I miraciously got an erection with her hopped up on Cialis.

I popped a Cialis at like maybe 10:45am or some shit. Something like that. Met the chick at 12:45pm. Made out in my car for a bit. But she wanted to go to a proper date before going to my place to smash. "We're going too fast" when I grabbed a titty. "I don't want to have sex on the first date." I asked her where she wanted to go. Ladies choice. She wanted to go to Chuck E. Cheese. I thought that was strange but could be fun. Okay. I paid $17.95 CAD for points (we ended up playing games for like an hour and a half on those points). $15.80 CAD to share a small ass pepperoni pizza (I'll remember to get a bigger one the next time we go if we return again) and a Pepsi.

I was doing kino on her at the Chuck E Cheese. Putting my arm around her shoulder. Sitting next to her at the dining booth. We won a shitty little prize since we both sucked at the games. I held hands with her on the way to my parked car. I didn't want to go overboard with the PDA inside since there's all these kids and parents around.

At the back of a Chuck E Cheese in front of a parked tractor trailer we made out in my car, I felt up her bare boobs, she felt up my cock through my jeans and gave me a handjob. I wanted her to suck it because she was afraid that someone would catch us. Since it's broad daylight. I get her to finally agree to go to my place.

I was getting fucking erections making out with her and even like holding hands with her. I could feel precum leaking out of my dick. It's like alienfranco is back. Yogapants-era alienfranco. Except not quite the same since Yogapants was a high quality slay. But at least the BWC energy is back.

Thank you Teragon Labs for the Tadalafil, proroid and Jefferson for the recommendation of ProRoid. But I think that maybe it wasn't the Cialis at all today. I think that alienfranco just found the eye of the tiger and my confidence is back. It could also be that leaving the basement recently socializing with friends once a week and getting some sunlight helped with my erectile health. Along with the weight lifting. When that filipina single mom rejected me yesterday (see that thread for details) I went hard with the dumb bells in my dad's basement. And this Chinese girl messaged me first and seemed thirsty. And I capitalized on that shit.

I didn't cum (we had marathon sex for like a couple hours. With some water/cuddle breaks in between). Because we were using condoms and I couldn't get my nut. I've had delayed ejaculation problems even without Cialis before. Though lately my problem was erectile dysfunction + premature ejaculation. Now I've got a hard dick + delayed ejaculation. lmao. I asked her if I can go in raw if I pull out. She agreed. So I took the condom off and we fucked bare for like 5, 10 minutes. But it was getting late and I had to take her home. So I didn't get enough raw sex to bust a nut. We texted about it after. She agreed that we shouldn't use condoms so that I can have an easier time of cumming. Since she thought I didn't like her or didn't like her pussy because I didn't cum and it made her feel self-conscious. Her pussy definitely felt better without the condom. Me and Yogapants would always rawdog.

She's like texting me now on Whatsapp talking about how good my hard dick felt. How she loved it when I fucked her hard. Same shit Yogapants was saying.
 
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Just lol Chinese girls are uggo
 
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Did you just reference your ex using APA style?
 
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Holy shit I just did. Fucking LOL
Dude I was horrrrnnnyyyy like a mofo. She wasn't fat. She worshipped me as a White God. That was like enough to get my dick hard.
Post pics
 
good to read man. glad your junk is working and you're getting better quality women. had my loling @ going to a fucking chuckee cheese tho tbh
 
good to read man. glad your junk is working and you're getting better quality women. had my loling @ going to a fucking chuckee cheese tho tbh
I thought it was kawaii that she wanted to go to Chuck E Cheese.
She didn't want to have sex on the first date. But after I took her to Chuck E Cheese and bought us food and drink. And the play points. And was putting my arm around her and holding hands with her in public, the no turned into a yes. Women want to feel like you care about them. But you also need to meet the girl's looks threshold to pull this off. Otherwise you're just going to be roped into a foodie date and be used.
 
Where is this Chuck E Cheese shit?
 
I thought it was kawaii that she wanted to go to Chuck E Cheese.
She didn't want to have sex on the first date. But after I took her to Chuck E Cheese and bought us food and drink. And the play points. And was putting my arm around her and holding hands with her in public, the no turned into a yes. Women want to feel like you care about them. But you also need to meet the girl's looks threshold to pull this off. Otherwise you're just going to be roped into a foodie date and be used.
You got laid because you were cool about it when she said no the first time . Same thing happens to my Chadlite friend
 
You got laid because you were cool about it when she said no the first time . Same thing happens to my Chadlite friend
She was VERY shy. I was afraid it was gonna be like a foodie/spend money date. But in the back of the Chuck E Cheese in my car when making out I could see that she was genuinely interested in me. I was feeling up her bare breast inside her shirt. And she gave me a handjob.
 
You met online? How much you rate her? Did you do doggy style? Can you pm me some of her nudes?
 
You met online? How much you rate her? Did you do doggy style? Can you pm me some of her nudes?
Yes. I'd rate her a 4/10 I guess. Honestly I never liked doggy style. We did missionary. I like to see the woman's face when having sex. And be able to kiss and cuddle/caress and such.
She didn't send me any nudes and I didn't take any pics of her during sex. I sent her a pic of my junk before meeting.
 
Yes. I'd rate her a 4/10 I guess. Honestly I never liked doggy style. We did missionary. I like to see the woman's face when having sex. And be able to kiss and cuddle/caress and such.
She didn't send me any nudes and I didn't take any pics of her during sex. I sent her a pic of my junk before meeting.
4/10? Looks matched?
 
4/10? Looks matched?
No absolutely not. I am dating down. But I needed a W man. lol I haven't fucked a girl proper other than this girl since Yogapants
 
No absolutely not. I am dating down. But I needed a W man. lol I haven't fucked a girl proper other than this girl since Yogapants
how's her body? nice, tidy pussy? cute asshole? nice nips? hips?
 
Yo your stories are amazing bro
 
Yo your stories are amazing bro
I need to become a IRL streamer like Iced Poseidon. We are both autistic introverted dudes (he was diagnosed with autism too as a child. He was 11 when he got diagnosed. I got diagnosed at 4. Back in the early 90s when the doctors didn't know much about autism.). But we can be fairly entertaining when we come out of our shell. But then I would get SWATTED and shit. lol.
 
Ok man I've read a lot of your stories on lookism and here and seen pics of yoga pants but haven't seen a pic of you what are you rated at? How are you getting these dates?
 
Ok man I've read a lot of your stories on lookism and here and seen pics of yoga pants but haven't seen a pic of you what are you rated at? How are you getting these dates?
My PSL rating would probably be shit. But some girls find my face handsome. And I have been lifting weights recently and improved my diet a bit. And I have a big dick. That helps you to keep women interested.
 
My PSL rating would probably be shit. But some girls find my face handsome. And I have been lifting weights recently and improved my diet a bit. And I have a big dick. That helps you to keep women interested.
How big? No Homo
 
How big? No Homo
Honestly my length is only like 6" tops probably. But my girth is like 5.5" minimum, possibly 6". It's all about girth.
Her noodle pussy can take my entire length. But that's good because then I can slam her pussy. Excess length is actually a disadvantage. Excess girth makes sex impossible. But my girth is at the level where bitches are in pain but they can still take it. Especially if I don't go full-on jackhammer right away.

Besides I get fucking TIRED (lifting weights has really helped with my muscular endurance though) if I were to just jackhammer the whole way through. If you pace yourself and go nice and slow, it's still pleasurable for her. But I made sure to at least pound her for a little bit just to make sure that she is hooked before I take her home.
 
Very very relaxed autist
 
post pics
also the last chinese girl i slept with gave me Gonorrhea,

never again.
 

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