Any ways to straighten my deformed penis?

[Anon]

On paper my dick is around 7 inches yet looks midget tier thanks to a direct curve upwards which makes only about 5 inches of it functional for sex.

Spoiler: Like this

Any aspie scientists that can help?

Either I can fix my dick, or fix the rope around my neck

 

[UglyMan]

Put 100kg weight on it

 

[SikKunt]

Just drink more water

 

[Anon]

Put 100kg weight on it

Just drink more water

I already drink a gallon a day bro

 

[Deleted member 2352]

I already drink a gallon a day bro

Jfl at that video

 

[Deleted member 399]

Your best bet is a urologist who is experienced in cosmetics.

 

[CopeAndRope]

Put 100kg weight on it

Even though he's exaggerating, he's right. If can place a constant pulling force on your penis, the cells and tissues of your penis will straighten overtime.

Ican assure you there's no pill that can straighten your penis.

The same mechanical way you twisted it, you'll gave to straighten it.

 

[KrissKross]

Well, since you are unlikely to require the use of your peepee, why worry?

But if you must fix it, maybe ask Stacey to try and straighten it out?

Well, since you are unlikely to require the use of your peepee, why worry?

But if you must fix it, maybe ask Stacey to try and straighten it out?

 

[Lorsss]

On paper my dick is around 7 inches yet looks midget tier thanks to a direct curve upwards which makes only about 5 inches of it functional for sex.

Spoiler: Like this

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Any aspie scientists that can help?

Either I can fix my dick, or fix the rope around my neck
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penioplasty (or whatever it's named) is the plastic surgery that makes penises straight

 

[Arvenas]

On paper my dick is around 7 inches yet looks midget tier thanks to a direct curve upwards which makes only about 5 inches of it functional for sex.

Spoiler: Like this

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Any aspie scientists that can help?

Either I can fix my dick, or fix the rope around my neck
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Go to a good urologist for an ultrasound.If it`s peyronies it may be fixable with a traction device and xiaflex .If it`s not you can only correct it with surgery but it`s not worth it because you lose lenght.

 

[Germania]

What's the dick shape of your father?
srsly, i think thundersplace is a better adress for you and of cause an urologist

 

[UglyMan]

What's the dick shape of your father?
srsly, i think thundersplace is a better adress for you and of cause an urologist

“Uhhh dad? Can I see what ur dick look like? Just for comparison . Mine go high up when excited. I know so annoying right?!! Urs the same?” JFL

 

[Germania]

“Uhhh dad? Can I see what ur dick look like? Just for comparison . Mine go high up when excited. I know so annoying right?!! Urs the same?” JFL

There is nothing better than a dick comparison with the own father.

 

[Barry]

you can get surgery for peyronies but you can also use bathmate and ads as well as targeted stretching

 

[SikKunt]

More H2O bro

 

[HighTierNormie]

you need to use a penis extender while flaccid it will fix it over time

 

[SikKunt]

Just drink more dihydrogen monoxide bro

 

[Chintuck22]

Just drink more water

Tnx man

Just drink more dihydrogen monoxide bro

Can i replace with chloro methan-ethen

 

[Enlil]

maybe if i can see it in person i can fix it to you bro. im massage doc. no homo

 

[Preposterous]

Upwards curve is ideal for g spot maxxing

 

[SikKunt]

Can i replace with chloro methan-ethen

Sure bro