Anyone else has a longer midface after cardio/soccer?

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Did an hour of indoor soccer with a friend and a couple of other random guys and when I looked in the mirror afterwards my midface looked ten times longer but my face also looked leaner. Is it because my facial muscles get shaked alot and stretched? I swear my midface and eyes look vertically narrower in the morning. I was about to cry out of anger when I looked in the damn mirror.
 
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Extremely autistic thread.
 
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Extremely autistic thread.
I didn't expect this from you. Can't believe you didn't decide to put in time to actually comment something useful. Bye.
 
I didn't expect this from you. Can't believe you didn't decide to put in time to actually comment something useful. Bye.
Your midface might look longer depending on mirror too.
 
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Did an hour of indoor soccer with a friend and a couple of other random guys and when I looked in the mirror afterwards my midface looked ten times longer but my face also looked leaner. Is it because my facial muscles get shaked alot and stretched? I swear my midface and eyes look vertically narrower in the morning. I was about to cry out of anger when I looked in the damn mirror.
In all seriousness make sure you don’t mouth breathe while doing physical activity
 
Your bone structure changed after an hour of soccer. Surgeons are going out of business.
 
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you dont get cranofacial dystrophy after one hour of mouthbreathing lmfao
 
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OP got banned. Remember long midface = troubles everywhere.
 
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Giphy 5
 
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diagnosis: you have BDD
 
the leaner face thing is legit though, i have that too
 
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Longer?
Not possible
Leaner?
Hell yes, after working out I look way leaner
 
Did an hour of indoor soccer with a friend and a couple of other random guys and when I looked in the mirror afterwards my midface looked ten times longer but my face also looked leaner. Is it because my facial muscles get shaked alot and stretched? I swear my midface and eyes look vertically narrower in the morning. I was about to cry out of anger when I looked in the damn mirror.
Dinnr but your midface won't get longer from playing soccer :forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
 
Did an hour of indoor soccer with a friend and a couple of other random guys and when I looked in the mirror afterwards my midface looked ten times longer but my face also looked leaner. Is it because my facial muscles get shaked alot and stretched? I swear my midface and eyes look vertically narrower in the morning. I was about to cry out of anger when I looked in the damn mirror.
When you exercise a lot you mouthbreathe a lot so..
 
Holy shit this just happened to me
It’s legit, it happens.
 
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Did an hour of indoor soccer with a friend and a couple of other random guys and when I looked in the mirror afterwards my midface looked ten times longer but my face also looked leaner. Is it because my facial muscles get shaked alot and stretched? I swear my midface and eyes look vertically narrower in the morning. I was about to cry out of anger when I looked in the damn mirror.
fucking retard lmfao
 
Yeah
It happens because the water stored on your face temporarily decreases
Try going full auschwitz to see true face tbh
 
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Cope I'll fuck you in the ass and make you kiss my feet after lelz
shut up sissy, im a manly man and u a bitch
what u think is gonna happen if u see me irl bitch? i would mog u then rape u
 
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shut up sissy, im a manly man and u a bitch
what u think is gonna happen if u see me irl bitch? i would mog u then rape u
Goof ass boi
 
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Mine gets longer after a shower or if it’s 30 degrees Celsius or above.
 
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You look like the jock version of Timmy from South Park bitch stfu
atleast im jock and not an incel subhuman like you
 
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what could he possibly mean by this lmao
Don't worry I'm not actually gay, and if I was you'd be save anyway ugly fatface.
 

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Jk cutie
 
thats impossible. If facial bones could change within such a short period of time none of us would be here today and this forum would be completely nonexistent...
 

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