Believable excuses for taking 17 hours to text a girl back?

[thecel]

I procrastinated on texting my crush back.

She sent me the text when I was asleep, nearly 5 hours before I woke up. I have procrastinated on responding to her for 12 hours since I woke up.

What's a good excuse for why I took so long?

 

[Deleted member 6475]

 

[Adriana Lima]

How about family issues?

Incel trait btw

 

[Deleted member 2214]

 

[Timelessbrah]

You were working out and then went to sleep or you were playing a game and forgot cause you are addicted af.

 

[Deleted member 6892]

excuses r incel

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Just say you didn't get the notification?

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Just say you didn't get the notification?

 

[Deleted member 6095]

Chad trait making a girl wait that long. Tell her that her message got buried by the many female models that were messaging you

 

[thecel]

Just say you didn't get the notification?

Just say you didn't get the notification?

Poor excuse. Why wouldn't I open iMessage at least once during the day, especially when I have a crush on her

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Poor excuse. Why wouldn't I open iMessage at least once during the day, especially when I have a crush on her

Im not NT so I dunno what iMessage is.

I'm sure that she won't even think about it if u come up with some lame excuse. You're overthinking.

 

[Deleted member 3771]

Said you learned about this technique putting woman on hold for long time from PUA..
She is going to be impressed by your effort and you take this opportunity to confess

 

[Merćer]

Jelqing

 

[BrendioEEE]

Im not NT so I dunno what iMessage is.

Tbh jfl

 

[Deleted member 5969]

Poor excuse. Why wouldn't I open iMessage at least once during the day, especially when I have a crush on her

Just say you didn't get the notification?

Best response. I would say the same thing

 

[WadlowMaxxing]

tell her you're autistic and shy

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Tbh jfl

What is it? Another version of WhatsApp? I genuinely didn't even know what WhatsApp was until the end of last year. Never used Snapchat either. I don't understand all these messaging apps.

Only NT social media I've ever used is Instagram discord Skype and YouTube

 

[Deleted member 11370]

I procrastinated on texting my crush back.

She sent me the text when I was asleep, nearly 5 hours before I woke up. I have procrastinated on responding to her for 12 hours since I woke up.

What's a good excuse for why I took so long?

literal autism tell her i was busy, if she asks again say it again "busy." then drop the subject.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

'oh I didn't realise you messaged me I never got the notification lol. I thought I was the one getting ghosted.'

 

[Saoirsecel]

Because u wanted to no need justify yourself

 

[thecel]

Because u wanted to no need justify yourself

That won't get her to like me or even mitigate the situation

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Tell her you forgot sorry.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Just say:

"I procrastinated on texting you back.

You sent me the text when I was asleep, nearly 5 hours before I woke up. I have procrastinated on responding to you for 12 hours since I woke up."

 

[Saoirsecel]

That won't get her to like me or even mitigate the situation

Just dont say anything lol idk

 

[Lars]

she would forgive you if she likes you also just text here my man or maybe just say internet on my phone didnt work

 

[BrendioEEE]

What is it?

Some iphone messaging shit or something idk lol

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Some iphone messaging shit or something idk lol

O I've never had an iPhone b4

 

[Deleted member 12002]

I procrastinated on texting my crush back.

She sent me the text when I was asleep, nearly 5 hours before I woke up. I have procrastinated on responding to her for 12 hours since I woke up.

What's a good excuse for why I took so long?

Don't say anything about it at all. If she asks just say you were busy.

 

[BrendioEEE]

O I've never had an iPhone b4

Same

 

[Deleted member 5189]

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

You dont need an excuse, just text her back like normal. If she asks why you took so long to respond, just say you were busy. If you come up with an excuse and tell her immediately her female spidey sense will start tingling and she will sense your desperation/low status

 

[whitecelll]

Poor excuse. Why wouldn't I open iMessage at least once during the day, especially when I have a crush on her

Dumb boy just dont say anything and just say hey

 

[Deleted member 275]

waiting half a day before texting back is a chad trait. dont even think about it, its normal

 

[Beetlejuice]

mirin chang

 

[turkproducer]

lol it’s over for your mindset if you’re asking for an excuse

just say u got busy and ignore any questions she asks after that