Bitches love food

[Britcel]

Cooked Tiger prawns in garlic butter yesterday, shit was cash

She said she wants me to come over in a few days and she will make me Katsu Curry , Azn Princess' are so fucking IDEAL

 

[Deleted member 4]

you're an incorrigible orbiter if you've actually cooked food for a female, LOL. jesus christ.

 

[BigBoy]

you're an incorrigible orbiter if you've actually cooked food for a female, LOL. jesus christ.

Na, its a legit strategy.

 

[Deleted member 4]

Na, its a legit strategy.

being a betabux/orbiting slave is another "legit strategy" for those with zero pride, for people with a penis instead of a brain. people like you.

 

[BigBoy]

being a betabux/orbiting slave is another "legit strategy" for those with zero pride, for people with a penis instead of a brain. people like you.

Lol I wouldn't, I don't respect women enough to. And I don't know how to cook, so it's off the table. But women like men who can cook, it is what it is.

 

[BrettyBoy]

Don’t even up becoming a cuck, man.

 

[Britcel]

Don’t even up becoming a cuck, man.

I think the times I most feel like a cuck with her are just after I've blown my load inside/ on her and remind myself I'm a 4/10 subhuman who is worthy of no one

 

[BrettyBoy]

I think the times I most feel like a cuck with her are just after I've blown my load inside/ on her and remind myself I'm a 4/10 subhuman who is worthy of no one

I see.

 

[Britcel]

you're an incorrigible orbiter if you've actually cooked food for a female, LOL. jesus christ.

I started sleeping with her around late 2013 when we both ended up going to the same university, we cook each other food pretty regularly lol

 

[Deleted member 4]

I started sleeping with her around late 2013 when we both ended up going to the same university, we cook each other food pretty regularly lol

it's alright, i cannot expect much from someone who is desperate enough to settle for the shovel faced, tranny looking kind of the female species.

 

[BrettyBoy]

‘BritCEL’

 

[Lelek]

you're an incorrigible orbiter if you've actually cooked food for a female, LOL. jesus christ.

 

[framecel222]

instead of a brain. people like you.

+1 for making steam come out of his ears

JFL at thinking betabuxing will lead to sex

 

[Britcel]

it's alright, i cannot expect much from someone who is desperate enough to settle for the shovel faced, tranny looking kind of the female species.

She's pretty attractive tbh, half the reason I ended up sleeping with her was being in the right place at the right time and the other half was the dickpill

+1 for making steam come out of his ears

JFL at thinking betabuxing will lead to sex

I was thinking that, this knajjd guy seems bitter and mad as fuck lol

 

[BrettyBoy]

She's pretty attractive tbh, half the reason I ended up sleeping with her was being in the right place at the right time and the other half was the dickpill


I was thinking that, this knajjd guy seems bitter and mad as fuck lol

He just feels that you’re being a cuck. Nothing personal.

 

[Deleted member 1182]

she wouldnt have eve talked to you if she didnt know you had a big dick
JFL at this shit

 

[Britcel]

she wouldnt have eve talked to you if she didnt know you had a big dick
JFL at this shit

She's known me since we were kids, we just never really spoke until we happened to run into each other at university. I do doubt she would have fucked me or at least been tempted to if a girl I slept with didn't tell her all about me lmao

 

[Deleted member 1182]

She's known me since we were kids, we just never really spoke until we happened to run into each other at university. I do doubt she would have fucked me or at least been tempted to if a girl I slept with didn't tell her all about me lmao

dick thery proven yet again
@cocainecowboy @Ritalincel @Einon @BigBoy @UglyMan LOOk you faggots how can you disprove me or call me a "larp" now?
the dick theory is literally being proven everyday and you CHOOSE to ignore it
its over

 

[UglyMan]

dick thery proven yet again
@cocainecowboy @Ritalincel @Einon @BigBoy @UglyMan LOOk you faggots how can you disprove me or call me a "larp" now?
the dick theory is literally being proven everyday and you CHOOSE to ignore it
its over

YOU STUPID FUCKER I HAVE NEVER CALLED YOU A LARP IN MY FUCKING LIFE. I EVEN ASKED YOU FOR YOUR OPINION IN MY THREAD BOYO. RETHINK EVERYTHING NOW AND APOLOGISE

 

[pisslord]

tranny

 

[Deleted member 1182]

YOU STUPID FUCKER I HAVE NEVER CALL YOU A LARP IN MY FUCKING LIFE. I EVEN ASKED YOU FOR YOUR OPINION IN MY THREAD BOYO. RETHINK EVERYTHING NOW AND APOLOGISE

im sorry i have a short memory
the dickpill has fucked up my brain unironically and i dont remember who is who

 

[UglyMan]

being a betabux/orbiting slave is another "legit strategy" for those with zero pride, for people with a penis instead of a brain. people like you.

why you 10% warn me man. I just said porndude is good in feedback.

im sorry i have a short memory
the dickpill has fucked up my brain unironically and i dont remember who is who

It’s all good.

 

[BigBoy]

dick thery proven yet again
@cocainecowboy @Ritalincel @Einon @BigBoy @UglyMan LOOk you faggots how can you disprove me or call me a "larp" now?
the dick theory is literally being proven everyday and you CHOOSE to ignore it
its over

Over

 

[Deleted member 2205]

Cooking is an attractive hobby lol. Don't listen to the crying weeb mod. Everything is cope if you're a manlet like us.

 

[Deleted member 1182]

Cock is attractive

 

[Mr_Norwood]

I used to cook my ex-gf steak often.. she loved it ..

cooked in olive oil with some garlic and tyme.. and a spoon full of butter in the pan right at the very end to bast the steak ..Perfect.

 

[framecel222]

Cooking is an attractive hobby lol. Don't listen to the crying weeb mod. Everything is cope if you're a manlet like us.

Rofl, go back to inceltears

 

[Britcel]

Cooking is an attractive hobby lol. Don't listen to the crying weeb mod. Everything is cope if you're a manlet like us.

I just got good at it:

1. because I spent 4 years away at university in total and had to learn how to make decent food since I didn't want to live off of ready meals, pot noodle and toast

2. I was very overweight and wanted to learn how to make healthy food I could make myself

Most girls do like it when a guy can cook a good meal though, guess it shows you aren't an inept retard who needs to depend on others for the basics in life. I lived with 4 very good mates throughout my 2nd and 3rd year of university and all of us could cook decently well. On Sundays we'd all go food shopping in my car and we'd take turns making a fat roast dinner for the house

 

[Deleted member 2205]

Oh fuck nvm @knajjd I take that back.
@Britcel this foid is literally using you for your cooking lol

 

[framecel222]

Oh fuck nvm @knajjd I take that back.
@Britcel this foid is literally using you for your cooking lol

cringe, love how mad you are

 

[Deleted member 2205]

cringe, love how mad you are

What do you want faggot? Quit barking on all my comments.

 

[Deleted member 1182]

Oh fuck nvm @knajjd I take that back.
@Britcel this foid is literally using you for your cooking lol

no. he used him for his big cock happens all the time
dont cope

 

[Britcel]

I used to cook my ex-gf steak often.. she loved it ..

cooked in olive oil with some garlic and tyme.. and a spoon full of butter in the pan right at the very end to bast the steak ..Perfect.

Hope u cook it so its still rd and bloody mang

Oh fuck nvm @knajjd I take that back.
@Britcel this foid is literally using you for your cooking lol

I didn't start cooking for her until like 2 years ago and it was pretty irregular until the last 9 or 10 months. She used to give me food she'd made sometimes after we got back to hers from a night out tho

 

[itsOVER]

It's a perfectly legit strategy to set up a date in your apartment, where let's face it, it's much easier to get sex.

Otherwise you have to transition from whereever you did meet her back to your apartment FIRST.

No one's suggesting to spend loads, but you'd be spending money out on a date anyway - even if you only pay your half (which is all you should do) it's still gonna cost at least as much as buying stuff and cooking it at home.

 

[HailToTheKing]

@dotacel knows I like food

 

[Britcel]

It's a perfectly legit strategy to set up a date in your apartment, where let's face it, it's much easier to get sex.

Otherwise you have to transition from whereever you did meet her back to your apartment FIRST.

No one's suggesting to spend loads, but you'd be spending money out on a date anyway - even if you only pay your half (which is all you should do) it's still gonna cost at least as much as buying stuff and cooking it at home.

Usually I head over to hers to cook or if she's making me food, then we'll have a bottle of wine and a joint between us and head up to bed

Never actually cooked for a girl when I've been on a date and haven't known them that well though, might have to do it in the future

 

[Deleted member 1209]

 

[Britcel]

Sugoiiiii

 

[Britcel]

 

[Hated subhuman]

Cooked Tiger prawns in garlic butter yesterday, shit was cash

She said she wants me to come over in a few days and she will make me Katsu Curry , Azn Princess' are so fucking IDEAL

Her rn

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Britcel]

Her rn

Spoiler: NSFW

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Don't really understand what ur getting at tbh

 

[Hated subhuman]

Don't really understand what ur getting at tbh

 

[jefferson]

Her rn

Spoiler: NSFW

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Wtf is that lmao

 

[BrettyBoy]

being a betabux/orbiting slave is another "legit strategy" for those with zero pride, for people with a penis instead of a brain. people like you.

XD

 

[Hated subhuman]

Wtf is that lmao

Its a gif of a chad pumping and dumping a cheating roastie while the cuck husband plays on his switch

 

[fukmylyf]

op = chad

its too bad crabcels are taking over

 

[DarknLost]

I will sure let them eat my huge cock then

 

[BigBoy]

+1 for making steam come out of his ears

JFL at thinking betabuxing will lead to sex

Bruh, if you look at my comment you can clearly see idgaf. I can't cook so the insult doesn't affect me.

And keep coping, cooking is betabuxing.

Oh fuck nvm @knajjd I take that back.
@Britcel this foid is literally using you for your cooking lol

Proof?

 

[BrettyBoy]

Bruh, if you look at my comment you can clearly see idgaf. I can't cook so the insult doesn't affect me.

And keep coping, cooking is betabuxing.

Proof?

I don’t know how to cook either besides microwaving and toasting.

 

[Britcel]

op = chad

its too bad crabcels are taking over

It truely is

Maybe if they stepped outside the basement they too could fuck a cute girl in a sexy santa outfit while eating pizza too

@Hated subhuman