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Last week @HorseFace shared a story of Norwegian women getting mad horny when drunk and out partying. He even claimed to have observed foids making out with incels. Of course I didn't believe him. Had to be number one bullshit at the very best, right?
Yesterday it happened again. This time not only did stacies makeout with him, but he also wanted me to believe he got date raped by a Norwegian blonde whale. I had to let him know I have no other option but to report him if he doesn't stop with the made-up stories. Luckily for him, @Felix97 was still around and dared me to try it for myself before reporting HorseFace to the moderators. I was easily convinced as I had already drank beer through a straw. Ngl I was kinda hoping there was some truth to these wild stories.
So, I grabbed a taxi and went out alone only to learn that the Norwegian nightlife is absolutely fucking nuts. I barely got three feet past the bouncer when I was attacked by a hungry foid who ate me alive. Didn't fuck tho, because I had masturbated before leaving the house, and I was too drunk for my dick to work properly.
A pic I took inside the club proving my story isn't 100 percent bs.
The hickey I woke up with. Can't remember which of the two ladies gave it, lol.
Shoutouts:
@androidcel for being a champ and finding me the guide on how to make-out and have sex
@Extra Chromosome for teaching me this sick sex position at the last minute
All the haters who didn't believe I could make it (@dodt)
Keep crying for me
tl;dr
I got a hickey
Yesterday it happened again. This time not only did stacies makeout with him, but he also wanted me to believe he got date raped by a Norwegian blonde whale. I had to let him know I have no other option but to report him if he doesn't stop with the made-up stories. Luckily for him, @Felix97 was still around and dared me to try it for myself before reporting HorseFace to the moderators. I was easily convinced as I had already drank beer through a straw. Ngl I was kinda hoping there was some truth to these wild stories.
So, I grabbed a taxi and went out alone only to learn that the Norwegian nightlife is absolutely fucking nuts. I barely got three feet past the bouncer when I was attacked by a hungry foid who ate me alive. Didn't fuck tho, because I had masturbated before leaving the house, and I was too drunk for my dick to work properly.
A pic I took inside the club proving my story isn't 100 percent bs.
The hickey I woke up with. Can't remember which of the two ladies gave it, lol.
Shoutouts:
@androidcel for being a champ and finding me the guide on how to make-out and have sex
@Extra Chromosome for teaching me this sick sex position at the last minute
All the haters who didn't believe I could make it (@dodt)
Keep crying for me
tl;dr
I got a hickey
