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Inb4 dn rd fuck off if you don't want to read. This is just a vent post. Hopeless romantics here who were also gutted by the black pill could relate

When I found out about mewing and black pill stuff, I wanted to ask my dentist during my next appointment if he thought I was recessed and if mewing works etc. So when I was sitting in the waiting room, a cute new hygienist roughly my age (early/mid 20s) came out and called my name. She was very outgoing and friendly, so she made conversation with me. Being an autist, I used to never care about making conversation with hygienists/nurses/doctors cuz I just want to be treated and leave. But I had recently started practicing being NT, so I tried making casual chit chat with her. When I successfully landed a follow-up question to her story without stuttering like a motherfucker, her interest suddenly piqued. She rolled her chair right next to me, focused her big brown eyes on mine, and smiled while continuing to talk to me in a bubbly way.

This is when I suddenly felt broken inside because I realized that in 2 decades of being alive and going to school, I had never had a girl talk to me like this. But I quickly pushed this thought out of my head and savored the moment.

I decided I couldn't ask my dentist about mewing because I didn't want the hygienist to realize I'm a retard (I had started to like her jfl).

6 months passed and I went back, and the same hygienist was there. As soon as we made eye contact her face lit up with a smile. This time it was more of the same - she seemed super nice and sweet, and I thought about how I'd want a gf or wife this adorable one day. It was around Christmas so I asked her if she had any plans, and she mentioned her husband...

...WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK FUCK THIS LIFE IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR HOW THE FUCK IS SHE ALREADY MARRIED WHILE I CAN'T GET A DATE....

Anyway she told me some really personal stuff about her family even tho this was only the second time we ever talked, so I was surprised by how comfortable she was with me already.

Then she started gently touching my arm and shoulder while talking to me. This continued while she was cleaning my teeth. If she hadn't told me she was married, I would have thought she liked me and I could ask her out. And btw To all you khhv out there, being touched by a pretty girl (even in a friendly nonsexual way) is so fucking nice.

Since she's married, I figured lying on the dental chair with my head resting so close to her boobs and her fingers in my mouth is the closest I'll ever get to a romantic moment with her.
 
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Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as you say
I'm not taking any chances
You are just what the doc ordered

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot

But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a living and a killing off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match
With this rappity brat
Packing a MAC in the back of the Ac
Backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
And at the exact same time
I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic
I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop "F" bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are having a rough time period
Here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad
For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah

'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard

Everybody want the key and the secret to rap
Immortality like I have got
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the Earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the moon since (pew)
MCs get taken to school with this music
'Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'bust a rhyme'
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up
Blow up and be in a position
To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct them
Into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church
And burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game
'Til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and
Tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
Little gay-looking boy
So gay I can barely say it with a 'straight' face, looking boy
You're witnessing a mass-occur like you're watching a church gathering take place, looking boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay
That's all they say, looking boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a "way to go" from your label every day, looking boy
Hey, looking boy, what d'you say, looking boy?
I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, looking boy
I'mma work for everything I have
Never asked nobody for shit
Get outta my face, looking boy
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
Of keeping up with the same pace, looking boy, 'cause

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racing around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin
You're rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off then I'm reloading
Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walking dead
But I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
But I got your mom deep-throating
I'm out my Ramen Noodle
We have nothing in common, poodle
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself
In the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me
My honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize
What I do though for good
At least once in a while so I wanna make sure
Somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
Enough rhymes to
Maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case 'cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes
But sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come trying to
Censor you like that one line I said
On "I'm Back" from The Mathers LP
One when I tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line
Add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
See if I get away with it now
That I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
Morphin' into an immortal coming through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from two thousand four though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel
With fucking cornrows
You write normal? Fuck being normal
And I just bought a new ray gun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya
Like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag
At Mayweather's pad singin' to a man
While he played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special
On the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
"Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"
Lyrics coming at you with supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is
Ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music
You make elevator music
"Oh, he's too mainstream."
Well, that's what they do
When they get jealous, they confuse it
"It's not hip-hop, it's pop."
'Cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
"I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use."
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice
Your songs you could sacrifice virgins to
Unghh, school flunky, pill junky
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
When I'm a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues
But it's still tongue-in-cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk. So, Satan, take the fucking wheel
I'm asleep in the front seat
Bumping Heavy D and the Boyz
Still "Chunky, but Funky"
But in my head there's something
I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and
Here's what they want from me
They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I had
Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it
Life's handing you lemons
Make lemonade then
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don't mistake him for Satan
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
And take a vacation to trip a broad
And make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard, be a king?
Think not
Why be a king when you can be a God?
 
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Your oneitis is an adulteress, OP. Be the bull.
 
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Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as you say
I'm not taking any chances
You are just what the doc ordered

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot

But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a living and a killing off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match
With this rappity brat
Packing a MAC in the back of the Ac
Backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
And at the exact same time
I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic
I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop "F" bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are having a rough time period
Here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad
For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah

'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard

Everybody want the key and the secret to rap
Immortality like I have got
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the Earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the moon since (pew)
MCs get taken to school with this music
'Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'bust a rhyme'
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up
Blow up and be in a position
To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct them
Into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church
And burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game
'Til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and
Tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
Little gay-looking boy
So gay I can barely say it with a 'straight' face, looking boy
You're witnessing a mass-occur like you're watching a church gathering take place, looking boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay
That's all they say, looking boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a "way to go" from your label every day, looking boy
Hey, looking boy, what d'you say, looking boy?
I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, looking boy
I'mma work for everything I have
Never asked nobody for shit
Get outta my face, looking boy
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
Of keeping up with the same pace, looking boy, 'cause

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racing around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin
You're rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off then I'm reloading
Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walking dead
But I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
But I got your mom deep-throating
I'm out my Ramen Noodle
We have nothing in common, poodle
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself
In the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me
My honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize
What I do though for good
At least once in a while so I wanna make sure
Somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
Enough rhymes to
Maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case 'cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes
But sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come trying to
Censor you like that one line I said
On "I'm Back" from The Mathers LP
One when I tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line
Add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
See if I get away with it now
That I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
Morphin' into an immortal coming through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from two thousand four though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel
With fucking cornrows
You write normal? Fuck being normal
And I just bought a new ray gun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya
Like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag
At Mayweather's pad singin' to a man
While he played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special
On the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
"Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"
Lyrics coming at you with supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is
Ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music
You make elevator music
"Oh, he's too mainstream."
Well, that's what they do
When they get jealous, they confuse it
"It's not hip-hop, it's pop."
'Cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
"I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use."
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice
Your songs you could sacrifice virgins to
Unghh, school flunky, pill junky
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
When I'm a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues
But it's still tongue-in-cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk. So, Satan, take the fucking wheel
I'm asleep in the front seat
Bumping Heavy D and the Boyz
Still "Chunky, but Funky"
But in my head there's something
I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and
Here's what they want from me
They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I had
Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it
Life's handing you lemons
Make lemonade then
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don't mistake him for Satan
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
And take a vacation to trip a broad
And make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard, be a king?
Think not
Why be a king when you can be a God?
wtf is this shit dn rd
 
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Since she's married, I figured lying on the dental chair with my head resting so close to her boobs and her fingers in my mouth is the closest I'll ever get to a romantic moment with her.
Ask her if she does home private sessions or if she offers other services: massage, hair washing, waxing, etc. Say that you are nervous around other people and can't stand being touched by others, but you are relaxed with her and you would let her shave you, cut your hair, nails, massage you, etc...
 
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Inb4 dn rd fuck off if you don't want to read. This is just a vent post. Hopeless romantics here who were also gutted by the black pill could relate

When I found out about mewing and black pill stuff, I wanted to ask my dentist during my next appointment if he thought I was recessed and if mewing works etc. So when I was sitting in the waiting room, a cute new hygienist roughly my age (early/mid 20s) came out and called my name. She was very outgoing and friendly, so she made conversation with me. Being an autist, I used to never care about making conversation with hygienists/nurses/doctors cuz I just want to be treated and leave. But I had recently started practicing being NT, so I tried making casual chit chat with her. When I successfully landed a follow-up question to her story without stuttering like a motherfucker, her interest suddenly piqued. She rolled her chair right next to me, focused her big brown eyes on mine, and smiled while continuing to talk to me in a bubbly way.

This is when I suddenly felt broken inside because I realized that in 2 decades of being alive and going to school, I had never had a girl talk to me like this. But I quickly pushed this thought out of my head and savored the moment.

I decided I couldn't ask my dentist about mewing because I didn't want the hygienist to realize I'm a retard (I had started to like her jfl).

6 months passed and I went back, and the same hygienist was there. As soon as we made eye contact her face lit up with a smile. This time it was more of the same - she seemed super nice and sweet, and I thought about how I'd want a gf or wife this adorable one day. It was around Christmas so I asked her if she had any plans, and she mentioned her husband...

...WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK FUCK THIS LIFE IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR HOW THE FUCK IS SHE ALREADY MARRIED WHILE I CAN'T GET A DATE....

Anyway she told me some really personal stuff about her family even tho this was only the second time we ever talked, so I was surprised by how comfortable she was with me already.

Then she started gently touching my arm and shoulder while talking to me. This continued while she was cleaning my teeth. If she hadn't told me she was married, I would have thought she liked me and I could ask her out. And btw To all you khhv out there, being touched by a pretty girl (even in a friendly nonsexual way) is so fucking nice.

Since she's married, I figured lying on the dental chair with my head resting so close to her boobs and her fingers in my mouth is the closest I'll ever get to a romantic moment with her.

Dude you know she is cleaning the tartar and gunk out of your mouth. I would hate to do that job. Imagine those 50 year olds with rotten teeth and gingivitis and shit you got to clean.
 
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Your oneitis is an adulteress, OP. Be the bull.
She's not my oneitis, but she reminds me of her tho. And I really don't think she's the type to cheat. I just don't see it. Our interactions were friendly and innocent without any hint of sexual flirting whatsoever. I'd be blown away if she turned out to be a slut.
Ask her if she does home private sessions or if she offers other services: massage, hair washing, waxing, etc. Say that you are nervous around other people and can't stand being touched by others, but you are relaxed with her and you would let her shave you, cut your hair, nails, massage you, etc...
This is actually a pretty good idea but since it could easily go wrong (my whole family goes to this dentist) I don't want to chance it.
 
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sounds like you’re being bluepilled. The chances are she is promiscuous or at least not as angelic as you like to think, don’t fall for the trickery
 
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sounds like you’re being bluepilled. The chances are she is promiscuous or at least not as angelic as you like to think, don’t fall for the trickery
Sadly, you're probably right. I miss the blue pill but I'm glad I found the truth b4 it was too late for me
 
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her husband has her on a leash at home
 
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Inb4 dn rd fuck off if you don't want to read. This is just a vent post. Hopeless romantics here who were also gutted by the black pill could relate

When I found out about mewing and black pill stuff, I wanted to ask my dentist during my next appointment if he thought I was recessed and if mewing works etc. So when I was sitting in the waiting room, a cute new hygienist roughly my age (early/mid 20s) came out and called my name. She was very outgoing and friendly, so she made conversation with me. Being an autist, I used to never care about making conversation with hygienists/nurses/doctors cuz I just want to be treated and leave. But I had recently started practicing being NT, so I tried making casual chit chat with her. When I successfully landed a follow-up question to her story without stuttering like a motherfucker, her interest suddenly piqued. She rolled her chair right next to me, focused her big brown eyes on mine, and smiled while continuing to talk to me in a bubbly way.

This is when I suddenly felt broken inside because I realized that in 2 decades of being alive and going to school, I had never had a girl talk to me like this. But I quickly pushed this thought out of my head and savored the moment.

I decided I couldn't ask my dentist about mewing because I didn't want the hygienist to realize I'm a retard (I had started to like her jfl).

6 months passed and I went back, and the same hygienist was there. As soon as we made eye contact her face lit up with a smile. This time it was more of the same - she seemed super nice and sweet, and I thought about how I'd want a gf or wife this adorable one day. It was around Christmas so I asked her if she had any plans, and she mentioned her husband...

...WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK FUCK THIS LIFE IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR HOW THE FUCK IS SHE ALREADY MARRIED WHILE I CAN'T GET A DATE....

Anyway she told me some really personal stuff about her family even tho this was only the second time we ever talked, so I was surprised by how comfortable she was with me already.

Then she started gently touching my arm and shoulder while talking to me. This continued while she was cleaning my teeth. If she hadn't told me she was married, I would have thought she liked me and I could ask her out. And btw To all you khhv out there, being touched by a pretty girl (even in a friendly nonsexual way) is so fucking nice.

Since she's married, I figured lying on the dental chair with my head resting so close to her boobs and her fingers in my mouth is the closest I'll ever get to a romantic moment with her.
Girls who are taken and pretty often can talk to people in a nice way because they are not bitter.
 
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sounds like you’re being bluepilled. The chances are she is promiscuous or at least not as angelic as you like to think, don’t fall for the trickery
 
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Girls who are taken and pretty often can talk to people in a nice way because they are not bitter.
This. They'll never understand our struggle and pain cuz their lives are so easy. But in this case, she was less nice with an oldcel who said hi to her so I thought that was a good sign for me
 
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What to Do About Spam Text Messages
If you get a text message that you weren’t expecting and it asks you to give some personal information, don’t click on any links. Legitimate companies won’t ask for information about your account by text.
If you think the message might be real, contact the company using a phone number or website you know is real. Not the information in the text message.
There are many ways you can filter unwanted text messages or stop them before they reach you.
On your phoneYour phone may have an option to filter and block messages from unknown senders or spam. Here’s how to filter and block messages on an iPhone and how to block a phone number on an Android phone.
Through your wireless providerYour wireless provider may have a tool or service that lets you block calls and texts messages. Check ctia.org, a website for the wireless industry, to learn about the options from different providers.
With a call-blocking appSome call-blocking apps also let you block unwanted text messages. Go to ctia.org for a list of call-blocking apps for Android, BlackBerry, Apple, and Windows phones.
You can also search for apps online. Check out the features, user ratings, and expert reviews.
How to Report Spam Text Messages
If you get an unwanted text message, there are three ways to report it:
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February 2020
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This. They'll never understand our struggle and pain cuz their lives are so easy. But in this case, she was less nice with an oldcel who said hi to her so I thought that was a good sign for me
There was an attractive girl at my work who was getting fucked regularly by her boyfriend. She flirted with me a bit. She stood close to me once so the back of my hand touched her boobie. Another woman was an ugly fat cow and she treated me like trash.
 
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cute story with a depressing ending
 
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Ded srs (from experience) : females who are in extremely happy and satisfying relationship tend be super nice and talkative that it may come off as flirtatious. Sorry bro i have been there too.
 
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Ded srs (from experience) : females who are in extremely happy and satisfying relationship tend be super nice and talkative that it may come off as flirtatious. Sorry bro i have been there too.

So, this is why MILFs are so appealing to many young and clueless guys.
 
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So, this is why MILFs are so appealing to many young and clueless guys.
Idk bruh, this happened to me with a 17 year old female. I have no idea about MILFs but it can vary from to time.
 
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