Craving pizza? Try my recipe

NickGurr

NickGurr

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Ingredients:
  • Almond Flour
  • Low-fat mozzarella
  • Baking Powder
  • Salt
  • Low-carb tomato sauce (You can sweeten it more yourself with something like Erythrytol or Sucralose or Acesulfame if you want)
  • Toppings of choice (I use salami and mozzarella
  • Tartar Powder (Optional)
Instruction:
  • Preheat oven to 150C and use both the heater from above and below
  • Put 80g of the mozzarella in the microwave for 40-60s
  • Wait for it to cool down
  • Mix in a bowl, 35g of Almond Flour with a bit of salt and optionally half a tsp of Tartar powder
  • Combine the mozzarella with the flour mix and mix until its thicc
  • Roll pizza as thick or thin as you want and poke a few holes with a fork
  • Put in oven and remove when it gets slightly brownish
  • Put toppings on, switch to only heat from above, set to 200C, wait 5m and put the pizza back in until its all cooked
  • Pig out
Macros:
- It depends on what ingredients you use. I got it to 600 cal and 8g carb, but you can tweak yours and maybe get it even lower

Pizza 1 (put a little more flour in it and used sweet cheese as opposed to mozzarella here)
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Pizza 2:
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craves me
 
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Was expecting to see a picture of a pizza faced subhuman.
 
can u send me some i'm too low iq to follow instructions
 
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Eating pizza is such a subhuman act tbh
Just think of this everytime you take a bite.
 
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Looks good..

I've been looking at keto bread recipes for my bread maker recently
 
@NickGurr needed to make up for his terrible crime that was redpilling us on delicious fruits

pizza recipe vey much appreciated, have a fantastic day
 
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