Damn I really fucked up. Are there any ways to grow your penis length and girth without using surgery?

[DMT]

Long story short, I told this 16 year old bitch with very nice ass and tits that I have an 8 inch massive penis but my erect penis BPL length is like 4.75-5 inches x 4.5-5 girth

This is going to be a little bit long (shitty pun) and I also want to vent and rant so if you don't wanna read, go away.

The story of how I fucked up is below.

How can I increase my penis in a couple months without surgery? I've jelqed before for like a couple days and then stopped because I don't really think it's gonna work, my penis is quite small for jelqing.. My penis so small that my hands (average size) are hard to jelq it with, and I don't wanna possibly fuck my penis up beyond how already small it is. Money isn't an issue for me because I have money saved up from working and I don't care if I have to spend money to get a bigger dick because it's worth it.

Would something like topical DHT cream work or HGH to increase penis size? That's commonly cited and has also been studied before where it worked on people before and during puberty:

Transdermal dihydrotestosterone therapy and its effects on patients with microphallus


I'm willing to even buy normal roids or HGH if it can increase penis size... I'm still going through puberty and last time I had an x-ray due to a sports injury in and my growth plates were still open. Don't know if that's related to whether or not that penis can still grow but I'm still in puberty and was a late bloomer.

Effect of human growth hormone therapy on penile and testicular size in boys with isolated growth hormone deficiency: first year of treatment

Effects of combined growth hormone and testosterone treatments in a rat model of micropenis

The first 2 studies were done on humans and not rats, and the DHT / HGH actually corrected the test subjects' penis length. I literally have a fucking micropenis compared to the supposed 5-5.5 average...

Which is more like probably 6 inches for white/black people. I think it may even be smaller than 4.75-5 tbh... I'm white by the way.. since it's ususally Asians with micropenis... but I just got fucked on dick size genetics. I'm 6'1, clear skin, and have a lot of hair on my body and face with a deep voice so I should have a lot of DHT already due to that... NW0-NW1 hairline (but no one in my family is bald), good frame, 6-7 PSL face from truerateme and private PMs...

BUT I HAVE A FUCKING MICROPENIS

For those who want to read the story:

I got this bitch to wanna fuck me (not yet, were in a relationship) but I'm not gonna be able to see her again until a couple months because she went on vacation with her family. She's really really into me and I met her through one of my friend's parties. My face or height has never been the problem because I've always talked to girls/got into a few relationships but I always backed out of the fucking them part because my penis has always been small and I'm insecure about it since I was in middle school. I'm 17 years old and the girl is 16 years old and she has big tits and ass so I really wanna fuck her but I fucked up badly. We talked about our previous relationships before and sex and she her bodycount is 4 and I lied and said mine is 9. She's sent me nudes before and I grabbed her tits and ass before she left when I was hanging with her at my house before she left on vacation.

She's kind of retarded so I literally got a ruler and asked to show me what's the biggest dick she's taken (since females have retarded monkey brains and are horrible with spatial analysis) and she said 7 inches.

I sent her a nude of only my penis where I was manipulating the angle and was doing this thing where I squeeze my penis hard and force all the blood into the glans to make it look bigger (only showed like the tip) and she said it was very big. I said I know it is and that I have an 8-9 inch penis that's gonna stretch her out and fuck her deep... Meanwhile my penis is literally fucking exactly 5 inches bone pressed.... She's literally going to fucking laugh me out the room and not want to fuck anymore after she sees how small it is.

And I don't know what the fuck to do now. I don't wanna keep fucking up my chances to lose my virginity but I always back out because of my tiny penis but now it's even worse because this bitch is expecting a massive cock and has literally taken a 7 incher at age 16... I'm so fucked and I know for a fact that if I show her my real penis everyone I know and our friend circle will know.

I don't care what hormones I have to blast like Testosterone, DHT, HGH to have a normal penis or how much it costs.

But the dickpill is fucking real

You can never be a man or be satisfied with life if you have a small penis. Even if you're ugly or short and have a horse cock you can still be a pornstar or get famous.

The dickpill is the only fucking problem I have in terms of looks and aesthetics. But I'm so fucked.

 

[Deleted member 3270]

Bathmate 15 minutes per day with a penile extender on most of the time otherwise. blast HGH

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[Warlow]

buy a bathmate or penis pump and hope you are an accelerated gainer tbh

 

[Deleted member 10524]

Bathmate and cialis

 

[Deleted member 10524]

You have good girth tbh so hopefully if it’s dark it will feel like she’s being filled up but idk

 

[brainded]

the girl is 16 years old
her bodycount is 4

brutal

 

[mulattomaxxer]

brutal

16 and a notch count of 4. She will probably have sex at least once while on holiday and then will have sex with op. She will have a notch count of 6 by 17, absolute roastie.

 

[Pillarman]

What is this autistic thread? and how dare you claim to be an 8 incher you goddamn dicklet? you are ruining the game for us the real Dickmoggers(90%of the forum)

 

[DMT]

What is this autistic thread? and how dare you claim to be an 8 incher you goddamn dicklet? you are ruining the game for us the real Dickmoggers(90%of the forum)

You're retarded buddy. Yeah everyone online especially .me has an 9x8 penis including myself

 

[Pillarman]

You're retarded buddy. Yeah everyone online especially .me has an 9x8 penis including myself

Oh, my bad brother, I thought you were a dicklet, 9x8 is a pretty solid size.

 

[DMT]

Bathmate 15 minutes per day with a penile extender on most of the time otherwise. blast HGH

Male Enlargement Penis Pro Extender Silicone Penis Pump Enlarger Stret

Descriptions 1 The length of the comfort ring can be constructed with scissors to accommodate different penis dia 2 Ergonomic design soft material comfortable and safe 3 Can adjust the size of 10 20cm 3 94 7 88in to meet the needs of most men 4 Simple and portable Invisible wear you can walk and...

nicerin.com

buy a bathmate or penis pump and hope you are an accelerated gainer tbh

Bathmate and cialis

Alright I've heard of bathmate and penis pumps before but I always thought they were bullshit or would damage the penis just like jelqing. Gonna buy one and give it a a go since it's pretty much a final dice roll at this point. Will probably do DHT cream + penis pump and see how it goes. Thanks guys.

 

[sensen]

What is this autistic thread? and how dare you claim to be an 8 incher you goddamn dicklet? you are ruining the game for us the real Dickmoggers(90%of the forum)

I fully subscribe to this^ You're the reason women think 7 inches in average, then I pull it out and tthey think Im a pornstar

 

[mulattomaxxer]

Im confused at this thread, your saying your penis is 5 inches erect but you cannot jelq with your average size hands? Is your penis actually 5 inches? If your penis is 5 x 4.5 your probably fine. People chat alot of shit and have watched alot of porn but I 5 inches is a passable size.

To increase penis size, viagra (when you go for the slay, maximises your size and erection strength) and bathmate could all help. You can try the DHT cream aswell. However hormones are mainly used to correct imbalances which affect penis size. They wont actually cause your penis to grow. I believe there isnt any way to increase penis size significantly, but you can try.

In your specific case I doubt it matters, most people larp about their penis size, she probably won't know what 8 inches is. Aslong as your penis isnt laughably small to the point where she would reject you im sure you will be fine. Worse case scenario is that she doesnt have sex with you again.

 

[Kalluto]

Tell her that there was a misunderstanding... you meant 8-9cm not inc
Than blame america and the imperial unit of measurement system

 

[DMT]

Im confused at this thread, your saying your penis is 5 inches erect but you cannot jelq with your average size hands? Is your penis actually 5 inches? If your penis is 5 x 4.5 your probably fine. People chat alot of shit and have watched alot of porn but I 5 inches is a passable size.

To increase penis size, viagra (when you go for the slay, maximises your size and erection strength) and bathmate could all help. You can try the DHT cream aswell. However hormones are mainly used to correct imbalances which affect penis size. They wont actually cause your penis to grow. I believe there isnt any way to increase penis size significantly, but you can try.

In your specific case I doubt it matters, most people larp about their penis size, she probably won't know what 8 inches is. Aslong as your penis isnt laughably small to the point where she would reject you im sure you will be fine. Worse case scenario is that she doesnt have sex with you again.

Sometimes it's 4.5 inches and sometimes it's exactly 5. I can't always get completely errect. When I say I can't jelq, I mean I can do it, but it doesn't feel like I'm doing it right and the "OK sign" grip I have at the bottom of my penis covers most of it. So there's not much actual "shaft" getting stretched when jelqing. Most people do larp you're right (including myself) but she said when she had sex with a dude 7 inch dick supposedly, "it fit her all the way up" as she said. So I guess her pussy depth is like 6-7in. She is retarded and guys always do lie about their size so that's also very possible.

Thanks for the informative and helpful reply though.

 

[mulattomaxxer]

Sometimes it's 4.5 inches and sometimes it's exactly 5. I can't always get completely errect. When I say I can't jelq, I mean I can do it, but it doesn't feel like I'm doing it right and the "OK sign" grip I have at the bottom of my penis covers most of it. So there's not much actual "shaft" getting stretched when jelqing. Most people do larp you're right (including myself) but she said when she had sex with a dude 7 inch dick supposedly, "it fit her all the way up" as she said. So I guess her pussy depth is like 6-7in. She is retarded and guys always do lie about their size so that's also very possible.

Thanks for the informative and helpful reply though.

If you cant always get completely erect you should go to the doctors for medical treatment. At your age you shouldn't be having ED. Are you a coomer? I heard this doesnt help.

 

[DMT]

If you cant always get completely erect you should go to the doctors for medical treatment. At your age you shouldn't be having ED. Are you a coomer? I heard this doesnt help.

Yeah man I'm a recovering coomer. I fapped many many times from age 13 to now unfortunately. I've been on NoFap for a month and it's actually helping and my erection quality is slowly coming back. I also used to have a precum issue but it's all getting better and going back to normal after my semen retention and no porn.

 

[randomuser2407]

 

[DMT]

I fully subscribe to this^ You're the reason women think 7 inches in average, then I pull it out and tthey think Im a pornstar

Your profile pic is some aspie-looking wannabe thug whiteboy

 

[sensen]

Your profile pic is some aspie-looking wannabe thug whiteboy

still 7 inch, still fuc woman

 

[DMT]

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LMAOO

 

[DMT]

still 7 inch, still fuc woman

Not for long.. I'm blasting all hormones I can get while still in puberty

 

[Deleted member 10494]

Not for long.. I'm blasting all hormones I can get while still in puberty

yknow, fat injection and surgical section of the Fundiform can ascend you super hard.

 

[StressShady]

Bathmate 15 minutes per day with a penile extender on most of the time otherwise. blast HGH

Male Enlargement Penis Pro Extender Silicone Penis Pump Enlarger Stret

Descriptions 1 The length of the comfort ring can be constructed with scissors to accommodate different penis dia 2 Ergonomic design soft material comfortable and safe 3 Can adjust the size of 10 20cm 3 94 7 88in to meet the needs of most men 4 Simple and portable Invisible wear you can walk and...

nicerin.com

von? you here too

 

[AutismMaxing]

BUT I HAVE A FUCKING MICROPENIS

I got this bitch to wanna fuck me

Stop lying to women about easily disprovable stuff. But since you did lie, just roll with it. You guys are in a relationship, she probably won't care as long as you don't admit you lied.

But buy this:

Amazon product ASIN B07VH8SS2T
It's a ruler that makes everything 33% bigger. ONLY use it if she really questions you. If she questions the ruler just tell her it was a gift.

 

[Deleted member 8080]

Long story short, I told this 16 year old bitch with very nice ass and tits that I have an 8 inch massive penis but my erect penis BPL length is like 4.75-5 inches x 4.5-5 girth

This is going to be a little bit long (shitty pun) and I also want to vent and rant so if you don't wanna read, go away.

The story of how I fucked up is below.

How can I increase my penis in a couple months without surgery? I've jelqed before for like a couple days and then stopped because I don't really think it's gonna work, my penis is quite small for jelqing.. My penis so small that my hands (average size) are hard to jelq it with, and I don't wanna possibly fuck my penis up beyond how already small it is. Money isn't an issue for me because I have money saved up from working and I don't care if I have to spend money to get a bigger dick because it's worth it.

Would something like topical DHT cream work or HGH to increase penis size? That's commonly cited and has also been studied before where it worked on people before and during puberty:

Transdermal dihydrotestosterone therapy and its effects on patients with microphallus


I'm willing to even buy normal roids or HGH if it can increase penis size... I'm still going through puberty and last time I had an x-ray due to a sports injury in and my growth plates were still open. Don't know if that's related to whether or not that penis can still grow but I'm still in puberty and was a late bloomer.

Effect of human growth hormone therapy on penile and testicular size in boys with isolated growth hormone deficiency: first year of treatment

Effects of combined growth hormone and testosterone treatments in a rat model of micropenis

The first 2 studies were done on humans and not rats, and the DHT / HGH actually corrected the test subjects' penis length. I literally have a fucking micropenis compared to the supposed 5-5.5 average...

Which is more like probably 6 inches for white/black people. I think it may even be smaller than 4.75-5 tbh... I'm white by the way.. since it's ususally Asians with micropenis... but I just got fucked on dick size genetics. I'm 6'1, clear skin, and have a lot of hair on my body and face with a deep voice so I should have a lot of DHT already due to that... NW0-NW1 hairline (but no one in my family is bald), good frame, 6-7 PSL face from truerateme and private PMs...

BUT I HAVE A FUCKING MICROPENIS

For those who want to read the story:

I got this bitch to wanna fuck me (not yet, were in a relationship) but I'm not gonna be able to see her again until a couple months because she went on vacation with her family. She's really really into me and I met her through one of my friend's parties. My face or height has never been the problem because I've always talked to girls/got into a few relationships but I always backed out of the fucking them part because my penis has always been small and I'm insecure about it since I was in middle school. I'm 17 years old and the girl is 16 years old and she has big tits and ass so I really wanna fuck her but I fucked up badly. We talked about our previous relationships before and sex and she her bodycount is 4 and I lied and said mine is 9. She's sent me nudes before and I grabbed her tits and ass before she left when I was hanging with her at my house before she left on vacation.

She's kind of retarded so I literally got a ruler and asked to show me what's the biggest dick she's taken (since females have retarded monkey brains and are horrible with spatial analysis) and she said 7 inches.

I sent her a nude of only my penis where I was manipulating the angle and was doing this thing where I squeeze my penis hard and force all the blood into the glans to make it look bigger (only showed like the tip) and she said it was very big. I said I know it is and that I have an 8-9 inch penis that's gonna stretch her out and fuck her deep... Meanwhile my penis is literally fucking exactly 5 inches bone pressed.... She's literally going to fucking laugh me out the room and not want to fuck anymore after she sees how small it is.

And I don't know what the fuck to do now. I don't wanna keep fucking up my chances to lose my virginity but I always back out because of my tiny penis but now it's even worse because this bitch is expecting a massive cock and has literally taken a 7 incher at age 16... I'm so fucked and I know for a fact that if I show her my real penis everyone I know and our friend circle will know.

I don't care what hormones I have to blast like Testosterone, DHT, HGH to have a normal penis or how much it costs.

But the dickpill is fucking real

You can never be a man or be satisfied with life if you have a small penis. Even if you're ugly or short and have a horse cock you can still be a pornstar or get famous.

The dickpill is the only fucking problem I have in terms of looks and aesthetics. But I'm so fucked.

5 inches is within the standard deviation calm down

 

[everythingisacope]

Stop lying to women about easily disprovable stuff. But since you did lie, just roll with it. You guys are in a relationship, she probably won't care as long as you don't admit you lied.

But buy this:

Amazon product ASIN B07VH8SS2T
It's a ruler that makes everything 33% bigger. ONLY use it if she really questions you. If she questions the ruler just tell her it was a gift.

jfl @ the guy that came up with this shit

 

[everythingisacope]

jfl @ the guy that came up with this shit

Features & details​

• These 9" gag rulers make EVERYTHING look 33% bigger because it's marked like a standard 12" ruler.
• Perfect prank gifts for men for any occasion - from bachelor parties to White Elephant parties.
• No joke, you can use these to make anything look bigger: fish, cats, feet, vegetables, etc.

 

[Baldingman1998]

Suicide fuel don't enter dicklets

. ------- + This man was destroyed by the dickpill so hard that he lost his mind and turned himself into a cuck while considering Suicide. She fucked chad in her youth with 10 inchers and married a micropenis male with her roast beef . Now let's read the comments shall we...

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