Dickpill: Guy buys penis extender and becomes 10x better in bed

[disillusioned]

https://www.lovehoney.eu/product.cfm?p=37049

Look at the reviews. Its pure suicide fuel. Endless dudes talking about how "great" it is that their girlfriends now come all the time because before they were just "average size".

Like this dude:

"As someone around 5 inches, I decided to surprise the OH with this. Once on it makes me 8 inches long and 6 circumference. Putting it on was simple enough. Plenty of lube on me and I fit inside no problem. The loop for balls keeps it from coming off, which is great.

After applying lube to the outside of the sleeve, we were ready to go. I blindfolded my OH to add to the surprise. The shape and material must be very good as my OH didn't realise it wasnt me and thought I had somehow grown considerably larger!

She was able to take the entire length easily with no pain or discomfort, achieving three orgasms with this toy. During sex my OH repeatedly informed me how good my large penis felt, and afterward told me she could feel the increase in length and girth."

5 inches is just barely below average. Then he uses the extender to increase his size to 8 and now suddenly she just orgasms like crazy. And it isn't technically even a real dick.

Jfl at bluepill normies. 80/20 rule applies to dick size just like everything else. Average is useless. Women do not enjoy average penises all that much.

This is also a dildo pill btw since is demonstrates that women can't tell the difference between real dicks and a fake one.

 

[oatmeal]

this is lifefuel tbh

 

[Deleted member 6273]

This nigga fell for the sales LARP used to sell the product more lol.

 

[6’1cel]

https://www.lovehoney.eu/product.cfm?p=37049

Look at the reviews. Its pure suicide fuel. Endless dudes talking about how "great" it is that their girlfriends now come all the time because before they were just "average size".

Like this dude:

"As someone around 5 inches, I decided to surprise the OH with this. Once on it makes me 8 inches long and 6 circumference. Putting it on was simple enough. Plenty of lube on me and I fit inside no problem. The loop for balls keeps it from coming off, which is great.

After applying lube to the outside of the sleeve, we were ready to go. I blindfolded my OH to add to the surprise. The shape and material must be very good as my OH didn't realise it wasnt me and thought I had somehow grown considerably larger!

She was able to take the entire length easily with no pain or discomfort, achieving three orgasms with this toy. During sex my OH repeatedly informed me how good my large penis felt, and afterward told me she could feel the increase in length and girth."

5 inches is just barely below average. Then he uses the extender to increase his size to 8 and now suddenly she just orgasms like crazy. And it isn't technically even a real dick.

Jfl at bluepill normies. 80/20 rule applies to dick size just like everything else. Average is useless. Women do not enjoy average penises all that much.

This is also a dildo pill btw since is demonstrates that women can't tell the difference between real dicks and a fake one.

 

[Deleted member 5891]

Who the fuck cares if you are a subhuman with a big dick
Everything matters theory
Shit thread op
Kys and keep using your male Sex toys JFL

 

[disillusioned]

This nigga fell for the sales LARP used to sell the product more lol.

Cope. There are lots of other guys in the reviews saying the same thing.

 

[Beetlejuice]

Only 8 inches?Mogged by average .me user

 

[Deleted member 10524]

3 inches? Jfl cmon op

 

[disillusioned]

3 inches? Jfl cmon op

Average is 5.3 inches. 5.3+3=8.3 inches which is chad dick size.

 

[Deleted member 10524]

Average is 5.3 inches. 5.3+3=7.3 inches which is chad dick size.

He isn’t getting 3 inches from extending this is a larp

 

[lutte]

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Svartpæld á ný

 

[Ritalincel]

Nice reddit spacing topkek. 0 iq cuck OP

 

[Deleted member 6273]

Average is 5.3 inches. 5.3+3=7.3 inches which is chad dick size.

5.3+3=8.3 inches

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Deleted member 275]

You can 1 real inch with PE.

ive went from 5.9 inch to 6.4 inch with just 1 month of use tbh. Hoping to reach 7 inch once I drop a bit of bodyfat + use cialis and continue PE for another year.

Combined with 6 inch girth ill make women orgasm like crazy. 7x6 dick baby

 

[Deleted member 7776]

He isn’t getting 3 inches from extending this is a larp

jfl u moron, its a dick sleeve not an extender lmfao

 

[Deleted member 10524]

jfl u moron, its a dick sleeve not an extender lmfao

U really expect me to read puta?

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Tony]

Cope. There are lots of other guys in the reviews saying the same thing.

dildopill

 

[Deleted member 8853]

But still no dicks for your recessed jaw and maxilla.

 

[Deleted member 7076]

im pretty sure thats just the business making people buy it

 

[Deleted member 8616]

im pretty sure thats just the business making people buy it

makes sense considering its one of the biggest male insecurities
lots of money to be made there

 

[Deleted member 6400]

makes sense considering its one of the biggest male insecurities
lots of money to be made there

 

[Deleted member 8616]

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mogs @Won'tStopNoodling tbh

 

[Swolepenisman]

So I'm 7 I could become 10?

 

[Deleted member 7776]

mogs @Won'tStopNoodling tbh

rent free in this greek incel's head

 

[Deleted member 756]

You can 1 real inch with PE.

ive went from 5.9 inch to 6.4 inch with just 1 month of use tbh. Hoping to reach 7 inch once I drop a bit of bodyfat + use cialis and continue PE for another year.

Combined with 6 inch girth ill make women orgasm like crazy. 7x6 dick baby

You told me you were 7 by 6

 

[CupOfCoffee]

8x6 or death my friends

 

[Deleted member 8616]

rent free in this greek incel's head View attachment 877124

keep replying to me u povertymaxxed 3psl 25year old incel

 

[Deleted member 7776]

keep replying to me u povertymaxxed 3psl 25year old incel

You are the one tagging me and replying to me braindead subhuman

 

[Deleted member 8616]

You are the one tagging me and replying to me braindead subhuman

keep crying for me

 

[everydayfun]

Also want to point out, if you're big but not super girthy (around 6 and lower) you can really do one size fits all with girls. If a girl can only take 6 inches you can stop there. People don't seem to realize that, but it naturally happens and it doesn't feel limiting. You just finish and look at your dick and there's a dry area that never went inside and this dryness area length changes based on the woman.

 

[Deleted member 7776]

keep crying for me

yawn

 

[TheEndHasNoEnd]

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[Uglybrazilian]

Its over

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Thank god im above average holy shit life's a scam

 

[TheChosenChad]

Also want to point out, if you're big but not super girthy (around 6 and lower) you can really do one size fits all with girls. If a girl can only take 6 inches you can stop there. People don't seem to realize that, but it naturally happens and it doesn't feel limiting. You just finish and look at your dick and there's a dry area that never went inside and this dryness area length changes based on the woman.

Noooo don't tell me it takes more skill to fuck with a big dick then it does a smaller one

 

[everydayfun]

Noooo don't tell me it takes more skill to fuck with a big dick then it does a smaller one

no it doesn't, it will just naturally work with a girl.

 

[TheChosenChad]

no it doesn't, it will just naturally work with a girl.

 

[Enfant terrible]

And now imagine if youre ugly and have a small dick
It never began for some

 

[Swolepenisman]

@ArvidGustavsson should I buy tbh what if I get from 7 to 10

 

[Eduardo DOV]

This nigga fell for the sales LARP used to sell the product more lol.

for these you see the level of social touch of some folks here

 

[Deleted member 4106]

I'm glad I'm a good size

 

[disillusioned]

On a side note, the fact that she got three orgasms in a single sex season goes to show how hilariously screwed over males are relative to women in regards to sex. There are literally no upsides to being a man. Women are privileged in literally every single category.

 

[Deleted member 756]

On a side note, the fact that she got three orgasms in a single sex season goes to show how hilariously screwed over males are relative to women in regards to sex. There are literally no upsides to being a man. Women are privileged in literally every single category.

A big penis is good ; and I’m 9 inches but face is more important

 

[Deleted member 275]

On a side note, the fact that she got three orgasms in a single sex season goes to show how hilariously screwed over males are relative to women in regards to sex. There are literally no upsides to being a man. Women are privileged in literally every single category.

Yeah it is well known that sex feels much better for women than for men.

For men it's mostly the male orgasm that feels good for 3 seconds. Female orgasms can last half an hour with her still shaking for that time after sex.

 

[jordan56]

Who cares about your penis size if you can't even get girls to go to bed with you, who girls want to get to bed tall chad with small to average size penis or you average joe with a big dick.

 

[Deleted member 3832]

Wtf is this nonsense?

I thought this "dick extender" or something was a tool that made MY penis bigger.

Like how fucking CUCKED do you need to be to even convince yourself to wear this?

I'd rather never have sex at all than wear this thing.

Wearing something like that would hurt my pride to the point that I'd commit suicide on the spot.

 

[Pillarman]

That's just so weird, man

Dude basically cheated on himself, using a fake dick to make his wife orgasm 3 times

 

[TheChosenChad]

A big penis is good ; and I’m 9 inches but face is more important

big dick dont matter bro even though my cock is huge