[Essay] Almost Fucked A Homeless Granny Today.

[RichardSpencel]

So I get out of gym and start walking,home,this fucking 60 yo homeless lookin bitch asks me to help her carry some tiles to her house that she just picked up off the ground,

I'm like whatever it's 100 metres away,
She literally looks and talks like the crazy cat Lady from Simpsons but very slightly better

She takes me to her house and tells me to drop them around the back,this made me think she didn't live there and she was actually homeless.

She starts giving me compliments and asked if I was looking for a gf

I'm just like yeah nah well anyways I gotta go,I get to the front and she's following me (was actually a little scared when I was at the back and not in view of public)

Now we're out the front on the street,
She takes off her jacket and says she's too hot (underneath was another jacket) She starts touching my arms and rubbing them

And at that point I was actually like "eh fuck it,maybe just get a blowy from this homeless granny"

But in the end I finally just told her I had to go,was so disgusted at myself that I almost fucked her

But then at the same time kinda wish I did just so I could post me fucking that decripet old hag londonville style.

What being Incel does to a MF.

 

[Melo95]

Volcel af

 

[everythingisacope]

brutal effects of test

 

[Chadeep]

High T

 

[lutte]

 

[Deleted member 11748]

volcel if you wouldnt

 

[Deleted member 4054]

Get ur shit together jfc

 

[Bitch]

mirin

 

[Deleted member 2597]

So I get out of gym and start walking,home,this fucking 60 yo homeless lookin bitch asks me to help her carry some tiles to her house that she just picked up off the ground,

I'm like whatever it's 100 metres away,
She literally looks and talks like the crazy cat Lady from Simpsons but very slightly better
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She takes me to her house and tells me to drop them around the back,this made me think she didn't live there and she was actually homeless.

She starts giving me compliments and asked if I was looking for a gf

I'm just like yeah nah well anyways I gotta go,I get to the front and she's following me (was actually a little scared when I was at the back and not in view of public)

Now we're out the front on the street,
She takes off her jacket and says she's too hot (underneath was another jacket) She starts touching my arms and rubbing them

And at that point I was actually like "eh fuck it,maybe just get a blowy from this homeless granny"

But in the end I finally just told her I had to go,was so disgusted at myself that I almost fucked her

But then at the same time kinda wish I did just so I could post me fucking that decripet old hag londonville style.

What being Incel does to a MF.

Volcels.me fucking retard you should of took the chance.

 

[RichardSpencel]

Get ur shit together jfc

Sorry how many Homeless ladies hit on you today? Maybe you should get yours together.

 

[fras]

 

[Bobelbrah]

Did you at least jerk off when you came home?

 

[RichardSpencel]

Did you at least jerk off when you came home?

Yes,and only at that point did I realise I made the right choice,but I have her address and she said I should stop by for "coffee" some time,so who knows.

 

[BrendioEEE]

 

[Bobelbrah]

Yes,and only at that point did I realise I made the right choice,but I have her address and she said I should stop by for "coffee" some time,so who knows.

Bro is on the way to marry upwards

 

[everythingisacope]

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drowning,burning alive and this type of brooooooooooootal death is what I am fearing the most

 

[RichardSpencel]

drowning,burning alive and this type of brooooooooooootal death is what I am fearing the most

Always gives me anxiety when people are trying to be cool like that on balconies etc

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Oh, you fucked up! Fucked the pooch there. 60 yrs? Meaning. Daughters. Granddaughters. Younger sisters. Ugh. So much potential.

 

[Deleted member 10042]

Can you upload a pic of a granny who looks like her
Was she busty

 

[RichardSpencel]

Oh, you fucked up! Fucked the pooch there. 60 yrs? Meaning. Daughters. Granddaughters. Younger sisters. Ugh. So much potential.

But you have the same problem as before: you're always staying up way past your bedtime and always saying "ugh" like a soycuck or a woman getting pounded by Chad.

 

[Deleted member 7521]

Got hard reading this

 

[Deleted member 3328]

>homeless
>granny

imagine the smell

 

[RichardSpencel]

Can you upload a pic of a granny who looks like her
Was she busty

Unironically
.

Except she was white,so auto PSL 5

 

[RichardSpencel]

>homeless
>granny

imagine the smell

Got hard reading this

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

But you have the same problem as before: you're always staying up way past your bedtime and always saying "ugh" like a soycuck or a woman getting pounded by Chad.

But I end up with the pussy and you don't. Do you see how that works, little feller? I say whatever the fuck is on my mind. And I get laid. A lot! Though unlike you, I wouldn't find myself in a situation with a homeless toothless old hag. I would be fucking the younger skanks from her clan. Perhaps, ugh, try dick in your mouth. I think that's where you're headed.

 

[saffacel]

I understand man, fucked one gran myself got close to fucking another few years later. Their touch still feels like a woman's touch and the one i fucked was surprisingly tight.

 

[Deleted member 756]

 

[Deleted member 4054]

Sorry how many Homeless ladies hit on you today? Maybe you should get yours together.

Ima pray for u

 

[Ritalincel]