First place in piano competition

[Deleted member 773]

There were 31 contestants in the piano division and I got first. I played Doctor Gradus ad Parnassum and Fantasie-Impromptu

I can't help but feel as if I won due to my looksmaxing. Last year I did the same competition and tied for 3rd with some autistic kid. It left a bad taste in my mouth that the two people ahead of me were both obscenely attractive. I've looksmaxed enough to win a piano competition. That shouldn't be something I have to say, ever, but even post-menopause judges judge men based on their looks. I'm also the only white in the top 5, the other 5 were Asian.

And yes, I already know you didn't read a single word. But this is the best thing that's happened to me in a while and no one I know in real life would give a shit.

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Congrats bro.

 

[SeiGun]

looks might halo you
bad looking pianist = nerd try hard

 

[Insomniac]

Well done bro

I used to play piano, good cope tbh. Didn’t make me a “cool kid” but It was enjoyable.

 

[itsoverbuddyboyo]

Beethovens me

 

[DeformAspergerCel]

did you win any money?

 

[Deleted member 773]

did you win any money?

1000 for first. An extra 500 if you were the best in the whole competition but that went to a chellist who orgasmed during his performance.

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

absolutely chadly

i have never succeeded at anything in my life, i have always been a barely cut it guy

 

[Deleted member 773]

absolutely chadly

i have never succeeded at anything in my life, i have always been a barely cut it guy

My grades are ass and I have to retake precalc

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

My grades are ass and I have to retake precalc

i never took shit

i legit just passed the end of the year exams and the made up all my credits my junior year and graduated early.

never did homework, slept in class, i was a true fuck up lmao at caluculs that shit is for nerds

 

[Deleted member 773]

i never took shit

i legit just passed the end of the year exams and the made up all my credits my junior year and graduated early.

never did homework, slept in class, i was a true fuck up lmao at caluculs that shit is for nerds

School is cope above 3.0 gpa

Nothing feels better than being good at piano and regularly doing recitals

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

School is cope above 3.0 gpa

Nothing feels better than being good at piano and regularly doing recitals

i bet getting your dick sucked by JB emo twinks feels pretty good

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

surprised nobody has posted ur pfp yet

 

[Limerencel]

I played some Chopin and other classical music in my teenage years. Gave up after realizing it's cope.

 

[heroinfather]

good job bro, srs. you must have srs talent

 

[KrissKross]

Well done man. Pianomaxxing is up there with guitarmaxxing tbh so good job

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Well done man. Pianomaxxing is up there with guitarmaxxing tbh so good job

Horsemaxxing is the way because it signals money and status.

 

[Deleted member 773]

Well done man. Pianomaxxing is up there with guitarmaxxing tbh so good job

Jfl if you think I play piano for foid attention. It gives me far more lifefuel than any female could.

 

[KrissKross]

Horsemaxxing is the way because it signals money and status.

Horsemaxxing is self sufficiency in its purest form. Don’t need no subhuman fuel sources like gas or oil, just need grass. Rn I’m working on, wait for it.....
MoneyMaxxHorseMaxxing
Investing in this chad race horse to make big bucks.

 

[shibo]

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Horsemaxxing is self sufficiency in its purest form. Don’t need no subhuman fuel sources like gas or oil, just need grass. Rn I’m working on, wait for it.....
MoneyMaxxHorseMaxxing
Investing in this chad race horse to make big bucks.

Come here there's plenty of open land for building a ranch and stable. Legit this is my dream life fuckkk

 

[KrissKross]

Come here there's plenty of open land for building a ranch and stable. Legit this is my dream life fuckkk

We’ve just invested $85,000 US into this horse. Once it starts winning races (it should do cos it’s a chad horse) I plan to buy land somewhere out west. Maybe Montana or SD. Fuark. What a great cope I have

 

[CupOfCoffee]

We’ve just invested $85,000 US into this horse. Once it starts winning races (it should do cos it’s a chad horse) I plan to buy land somewhere out west. Maybe Montana or SD. Fuark. What a great cope I have

Serious or sperging?

Thanks for the constant reminders to horsemax. You've enlightened me, another great cope tbh. One day I'll meet a girl and ask her out, I'll tell her "You wanna come meet my Andalusian and Russian Don?" she'll smile at me "yeah sure that sounds impressive" -----> We end up fucking in the stable.

 

[nattycel]

There were 31 contestants in the piano division and I got first. I played Doctor Gradus ad Parnassum and Fantasie-Impromptu

I can't help but feel as if I won due to my looksmaxing. Last year I did the same competition and tied for 3rd with some autistic kid. It left a bad taste in my mouth that the two people ahead of me were both obscenely attractive. I've looksmaxed enough to win a piano competition. That shouldn't be something I have to say, ever, but even post-menopause judges judge men based on their looks. I'm also the only white in the top 5, the other 5 were Asian.

And yes, I already know you didn't read a single word. But this is the best thing that's happened to me in a while and no one I know in real life would give a shit.

 

[DeformAspergerCel]

no piano competition prize for your subhuman bones ngl

 

[KrissKross]

Serious or sperging?

Thanks for the constant reminders to horsemax. You've enlightened me, another great cope tbh. One day I'll meet a girl and ask her out, I'll tell her "You wanna come meet my Andalusian and Russian Don?" she'll smile at me "yeah sure that sounds impressive" -----> We end up fucking in the stable.

100% srs. I don’t train the horse I’m just a part owner.
Gotta horsemaxx before you can “roll around in the hay”

 

[manlet cUnt]

Serious or sperging?

Thanks for the constant reminders to horsemax. You've enlightened me, another great cope tbh. One day I'll meet a girl and ask her out, I'll tell her "You wanna come meet my Andalusian and Russian Don?" she'll smile at me "yeah sure that sounds impressive" -----> We end up fucking in the stable.

Nah she will end up fucking the horse instead you cel