SkinjobCatastrophe
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GATHER ROUND FOLKS
FEAST YOUR EYES UPON THESE TINDER RESULTS FROM THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND HIMSELF: @ArvidGustavsson
AS A WARNING, THERE IS BRUTAL SUICIDE FUEL INSIDE FOR NON NORWEGIAN/SWEDISH 6’2 CHADS. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK
Yesterday, Arvid requested a tinder experiment be done with his pictures. Being the supreme gentleman that I am, I took him up on this offer
I downloaded tinder and set up a profile. Take a look at it:
and here are the rest of the pics in the profile:
I ran this for 24 hours just swiping right on everyone. The age range I set was 18-40 but I didnt match with anyone older than 30. After 24 hours, I had 75 matches, and 12 likes. So, 87 people swiped right on me, and I matched with 75 of them.
Just about every other time I swiped right on someone, it would be a match:
“BUT WAIT, TINDER MATCHES DONT MEAN ANYTHING IN REAL LIFE, SO WHAT YOU CAN GET A BUNCH OF MATCHES WITH FAT LANDWHALES AND USED UP BECKIES WITH ARBY’S ROAST BEEF, YOU WOULDNT ACTUALLY GET ANY GOOD LOOKING CHICKS BLAH BLAH BLAAH BLAAAAAH”
Well, Im glad you brought that up. Let me show you just a few of the females that matched with Arvid, some of whom messaged first:
About 1/3 of the women I matched with were landwhales, about 1/3 not so good looking, and the last 1/3 were all decent looking.
HERE ARE SOME OF THE LADIES WHO MESSAGED FIRST:
Many ladies messaged first with a “Hiiiii” or “Heyyyy”
I thought surely my cringeworthy autismo messaging skills would be too much and hurt my chances. Not so. This lady was impressed by my messaging (because of my great personality) and sent me her snapchat totally unsolicited. Brutal NT pill - if you dont have snapchat its over
even called me “smooth” jfl. Im sure it was my personality and pickup artistry that secured this one. If you want to see what she looked like, looked ok but she was a hipster lesbian type:
One lady messaged me and despite my completely disinterested and bland tone she tried to escalate and said all we needed was a car:
Brutal driverslicensepill, suicidefuel for @LastGerman
WELL NOW I HOPE THIS IS LIFEFUEL FOR BUDDY BOYO MR GUSTAVSSON. STOP ROTTING AND GO OUT THERE AND START SLAYING
FEAST YOUR EYES UPON THESE TINDER RESULTS FROM THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND HIMSELF: @ArvidGustavsson
AS A WARNING, THERE IS BRUTAL SUICIDE FUEL INSIDE FOR NON NORWEGIAN/SWEDISH 6’2 CHADS. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK
Yesterday, Arvid requested a tinder experiment be done with his pictures. Being the supreme gentleman that I am, I took him up on this offer
I downloaded tinder and set up a profile. Take a look at it:
and here are the rest of the pics in the profile:
I ran this for 24 hours just swiping right on everyone. The age range I set was 18-40 but I didnt match with anyone older than 30. After 24 hours, I had 75 matches, and 12 likes. So, 87 people swiped right on me, and I matched with 75 of them.
Just about every other time I swiped right on someone, it would be a match:
“BUT WAIT, TINDER MATCHES DONT MEAN ANYTHING IN REAL LIFE, SO WHAT YOU CAN GET A BUNCH OF MATCHES WITH FAT LANDWHALES AND USED UP BECKIES WITH ARBY’S ROAST BEEF, YOU WOULDNT ACTUALLY GET ANY GOOD LOOKING CHICKS BLAH BLAH BLAAH BLAAAAAH”
Well, Im glad you brought that up. Let me show you just a few of the females that matched with Arvid, some of whom messaged first:
About 1/3 of the women I matched with were landwhales, about 1/3 not so good looking, and the last 1/3 were all decent looking.
HERE ARE SOME OF THE LADIES WHO MESSAGED FIRST:
Many ladies messaged first with a “Hiiiii” or “Heyyyy”
I thought surely my cringeworthy autismo messaging skills would be too much and hurt my chances. Not so. This lady was impressed by my messaging (because of my great personality) and sent me her snapchat totally unsolicited. Brutal NT pill - if you dont have snapchat its over
even called me “smooth” jfl. Im sure it was my personality and pickup artistry that secured this one. If you want to see what she looked like, looked ok but she was a hipster lesbian type:
One lady messaged me and despite my completely disinterested and bland tone she tried to escalate and said all we needed was a car:
Brutal driverslicensepill, suicidefuel for @LastGerman
WELL NOW I HOPE THIS IS LIFEFUEL FOR BUDDY BOYO MR GUSTAVSSON. STOP ROTTING AND GO OUT THERE AND START SLAYING
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