[Serious] Happy with Roastie

Swagwaffle

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I’ll b happy with atleast a roastie tbh
 
extreme-overthinker

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It is truly, subjectively, definitively, totally, assuredly, undoubtedly over
You need to be
-6'5
-Rich
-Extremely extroverted
-sub-8% bodyfat
-Muscle definition of a Greek God
-10 inch cock
-Extremely NT
-99th percentile frame
-Chiseled jawline carved by Michelangelo himself
-Eye area equal to or better than a wolf
-Meet every single paradoxical personality requirement (Dominant but permissive, Funny but serious, Smart but goofy, Trustful but possessive)
-Be capable of entertaining her for every second she's awake.

Meet every single one of these requirements, and maybe, just maybe, a 39 year old obese alcoholic single mother of 5 who has taken 53,000 miles of cock will agree to go on a date with you
 
Blitz

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It is truly, subjectively, definitively, totally, assuredly, undoubtedly over
You need to be
-6'5
-Rich
-Extremely extroverted
-sub-8% bodyfat
-Muscle definition of a Greek God
-10 inch cock
-Extremely NT
-99th percentile frame
-Chiseled jawline carved by Michelangelo himself
-Eye area equal to or better than a wolf
-Meet every single paradoxical personality requirement (Dominant but permissive, Funny but serious, Smart but goofy, Trustful but possessive)
-Be capable of entertaining her for every second she's awake.

Meet every single one of these requirements, and maybe, just maybe, a 39 year old obese alcoholic single mother of 5 who has taken 53,000 miles of cock will agree to go on a date with you
:soy::soy::soy::soy::bluepill::bluepill::bluepill: "Don't be such a misogynistic 1nz3l, women with experience are keepers."
 
extreme-overthinker

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Btw this post is humour
Please don't rope
I don't want to be held responsible for that
 
Swagwaffle

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Btw this post is humour
Please don't rope
I don't want to be held responsible for that
swagwaffle has officially roped. This is his lil bro now he left his account logged in.
 
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fatcelnolonger

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swagwaffle has officially roped. This is his lil bro now he left his account logged in.
:feelsbadman: gone TOO SOON. Now IT's hands are covered with the blood of innocence
 
Nibba

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:soy::soy::soy::soy::bluepill::bluepill::bluepill: "Don't be such a misogynistic 1nz3l, women with experience are keepers."
:bluepill::bluepill::bluepill:it ain't mileage it's experience ;P

Fuck roasties. I look at all the sluts at college and laugh at the poor souls that ends up marrying them and coping with "the past is in the past:soy::soy::soy:"
 

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