how can i get my mom to buy me milk

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She always buys me almond milk but I like regular mikl. My uncle dylan told me I need to be drinking milk or I wont get taller (I am 175cm)
I read here milk makes you grow more.

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i got it from breastfeeding on ur mom
 
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suck on your moms titties
 
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The state of this forum
 
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She always buys me almond milk but I like regular mikl. My uncle dylan told me I need to be drinking milk or I wont get taller (I am 175cm)
I read here milk makes you grow more.

@Mohamad @DutchPrettyBoy My friends how did you get milk?
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Lick her clitories long enough so that she climaxes and tell her that there is more if she starts buying you real men milk.
 
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almond milk might be better than cow's milk tbh. the only reason people say it makes you ''grow'' is because of the calcium in it. you won't get taller by just drinking milk. instead you should sleep good, eat good, workout to get the best out of yourself.
 
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Lick her clitories long enough so that she climaxes and tell her that there is more if she starts buying you real men milk.
MY gf wanted me to lick her but I didnt want to because I aked my uncle dylan and he told me i shouldnt do that so young and I respect his opinion so I broke up with her
 
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MY gf wanted me to lick her but I didnt want to because I aked my uncle dylan and he told me i shouldnt do that so young and I respect his opinion so I broke up with her
Mogs me unironically
 
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MY gf wanted me to lick her but I didnt want to because I aked my uncle dylan and he told me i shouldnt do that so young and I respect his opinion so I broke up with her
did your GF boyfriend also said the same?
 
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MY gf wanted me to lick her but I didnt want to because I aked my uncle dylan and he told me i shouldnt do that so young and I respect his opinion so I broke up with her
aldo did ulyou remember when james came out of the closet last week and said hes gay
it was a shocker to me lol
 
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aldo did ulyou remember when james came out of the closet last week and said hes gay
it was a shocker to me lol
im james don't expose me bro
 
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aldo did ulyou remember when james came out of the closet last week and said hes gay
it was a shocker to me lol
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find a hot young pregnant woman and let her breastfeed you
 
almond milk might be better than cow's milk tbh. the only reason people say it makes you ''grow'' is because of the calcium in it. you won't get taller by just drinking milk. instead you should sleep good, eat good, workout to get the best out of yourself.
My uncle dylan brings me to his basement gym and shows mer his machines and dumbeells I want to work out with him but my mom yelled at him for it.

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Why are you posting a naked man? this isnt a faggot website

aldo did ulyou remember when james came out of the closet last week and said hes gay
it was a shocker to me lol
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MY gf wanted me to lick her but I didnt want to because I aked my uncle dylan and he told me i shouldnt do that so young and I respect his opinion so I broke up with her
Guess we know what uncle dylan is doing right now
 
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My uncle dylan brings me to his basement gym and shows mer his machines and dumbeells I want to work out with him but my mom yelled at him for it.


Why are you posting a naked man? this isnt a faggot website


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you should convince your mother its healthy.
 
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you should convince your mother its healthy.
How?? she is sooo retarded bro.. she buys me mcdonalds salad but takes the chicken out becaus it hasw hormones., m y uncle dylan brings me big macs instead
 
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cope. milk makes u an oestrogen factory closing ur growth plates faster.
 
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I cant buy human growth hormone
bro please give literate scientifically backed advice for me pls
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go to ur doctor. Ask the nigga for hgh.
 
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How?? she is sooo retarded bro.. she buys me mcdonalds salad but takes the chicken out becaus it hasw hormones., m y uncle dylan brings me big macs instead
idk bro. its hard to change your moms opinion. but just do calisthenics in your room then. pushups, squats etc.
 
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idk bro. its hard to change your moms opinion. but just do calisthenics in your room then. pushups, squats etc.
Yeah I do 100 pushup and 100 situps a day like saitama from one punch man
I just dont run 10km a day because cardio kills gains
 
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Yeah I do 100 pushup and 100 situps a day like saitama from one punch man
I just dont run 10km a day because cardio kills gains
increase the weight. put on a backpack with some heavy shit in it and push up.
 
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wont this compres my spine and make me shorter
no. also don't worry about getting shorter. you're already 175cm and you're just 14. idk your exact genes but i don't think you'll stop growing just now.
 
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I drank her milk last night op, sorry but there is nomore left for you
 
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I drank her milk last night op, sorry but there is nomore left for you
don't call him op bro it might increase his ego by thinking it means overpowered or smthing jfl
 
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no. also don't worry about getting shorter. you're already 175cm and you're just 14. idk your exact genes but i don't think you'll stop growing just now.
I dont have a dad tbh, my mom used an IVF sperm donation I think from a chad
 
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I dont have a dad tbh, my mom used an IVF sperm donation I think from a chad
i fuked her that's how u got ur genes buddy boyo
 
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@zoomzoom u need to become a mod ngl
 
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nope it won't boyo
wont the weight cause it to bend if I have weight while I'm doing puhsup?
Im asking my uncle dylan to give me his pullup bar
 
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wont the weight cause it to bend if I have weight while I'm doing puhsup?
Im asking my uncle dylan to give me his pullup bar
nope trust me bro it wont if u do it for a short amount of time
 
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wont the weight cause it to bend if I have weight while I'm doing puhsup?
Im asking my uncle dylan to give me his pullup bar
if it does bent or smthing tho u could just do a cobra like stretch to unbend it tbh
 
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don't let these vegans brainwash you go out there and find a goat to milk
 
don't let these vegans brainwash you go out there and find a goat to milk
there r no goats here I live in utah jfl just walmarts

how can I hide the milk in the fridge from my mom I will buy some tmr
 
I think when ur uncle told u to drink milk he was refering at smth else
 
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