How i lost my virginity and it sucked (PSA TO ALL THE VIRGIN OUT THERE)

[FilthyCasual]

Ima keep this as short as possible cause yall have the attention span/iq of an 8 year old

I matched with this girl on tinder
https://gyazo.com/e0984d4969d6c92dea8f655ead1363ab
We went on the first date i gave her a kiss few days later i invited her to my place for "netflix and chill"
she came over, but when it got down to it she said shes on her period and just gave me head.
i snapped her "what are you up to today?" and she left it on read so i removed her from my friends.

About 2 months later we matched on tinder again and this is how the conversation went
Me: Well hello there?
Her: Hi
Me: What you been up to?
Her: Nothing much.
This is where i left the chat because i just felt she didn't care.
*3 days later*
Her: Are you in town?
Me: Yes, what are you up to to today?
Her: My tinder is lagging so hard, snap me


And so i added her back on snap and asked her to hangout she was like dodging the answer by asking "what you wanna do?" And "Where?" so i ignored her for half a day
then she sent me "come to my place, i'm home alone"
So i took a shower and and shaved dressed up and went to her place. keep in mind i got there at like mid night.


When i get there we start watching netflix and she is like laying down on the couch like next to me kind like this

I was like next to her ass. so i tell her "make some room i'm tryna lay down too" so i go like behind her
i instantly got a boner and i'm pretty sure she felt it. We were in that position for like 20 mins.
how i knew she was tryna fk is she kept saying "oh i'm so glad i'm home alone" and "i'm getting kinda tired"
So i put my hand on her hips and all of the sudden she just grabs my hand and puts it on her boobs, keep in mind
her boobs are fucking huge so at this point i was maximum bonerage mode. i tell her to turn around so we can start
kissing but she says "i'm tired" so i was like wtf is this bitch tryna fk or what. I tell her straight up you tryna do it this way? in this position?
She says "Yes" so i tell her "no foreplay nothing?" she says "there are other ways to foreplay than just kissing" I thought she meant like oral
so i tell her aite get on your back so i could like eat that pussy but she meant fingering.



So i start finger her i was focusing so hard on the fingering that i kinda lost the boner so she asks "do you like doing this?" because she felt the boner go away i say "yeah don't worry about me" she starts getting wet and you can start to hear that macaroni in a pot sound so that shit was started to get me hard again.
so i keep fingering her for probably like 5-8 minutes and then i say "alright i'm ready" she says "i'm not" while holding my hand to her pussy and kinda chuckling
i think its because she was enjoying it. I get up and tell her alright take your panties off, she says lets do in my moms room (which is kinda fucked up bro, this girl got fucked in her moms bed and her mom probably thinks she is a "good girl". she gets on the bed on her back and takes off panties and. i get in that shit and bro that i swear it feels just like you put your dick in warm water it almost feels like nothing, i feel like masturbating everyday with deathgrip6000 kinda fucked up my sensitivity down there. And she was legit doing nothing as well, she wasnt moaning, she wasnt moving anything bro. The only thing she did was wrap her legs around me in missionary. She did say she was tired and had work in 3 hours so thats probably why. A plus side of not having that much sensitivity down there is you can fuck for long as fuck, i didn't have timer but i'm sure we was doing it for 20 mins minimum, thats 20 mins of pure work she just laid there.


For all the virgins out there, bro losing your virginity is so fucking overrated. And stop masturbating. If you wanna feel what pussy feels like put your condom in hot water for a minute or 2 and then wear it on that exactly how it feels. But for me sex is more about the psychological aspect, that the woman opened her legs for me, she wanted me. Anyways you're not missing out on much by staying a virgin mostly just your "Pride".

Edit: for people that type. "Didn't read greycel" you're so original and funny

 

[UNCHAINED]

didn't read

 

[bruh3610]

didn't read

You’re so funny haha

 

[bruh3610]

Read every word, gave me an erection

 

[Deleted member 6997]

Looksmaxxing

 

[Phoenix]

Ima keep this as short as possible cause yall have the attention span/iq of an 8 year old

I matched with this girl on tinder
https://gyazo.com/e0984d4969d6c92dea8f655ead1363ab
We went on the first date i gave her a kiss few days later i invited her to my place for "netflix and chill"
she came over, but when it got down to it she said shes on her period and just gave me head.
i snapped her "what are you up to today?" and she left it on read so i removed her from my friends.

About 2 months later we matched on tinder again and this is how the conversation went
Me: Well hello there?
Her: Hi
Me: What you been up to?
Her: Nothing much.
This is where i left the chat because i just felt she didn't care.
*3 days later*
Her: Are you in town?
Me: Yes, what are you up to to today?
Her: My tinder is lagging so hard, snap me


And so i added her back on snap and asked her to hangout she was like dodging the answer by asking "what you wanna do?" And "Where?" so i ignored her for half a day
then she sent me "come to my place, i'm home alone"
So i took a shower and and shaved dressed up and went to her place. keep in mind i got there at like mid night.


When i get there we start watching netflix and she is like laying down on the couch like next to me kind like this
View attachment 659990
I was like next to her ass. so i tell her "make some room i'm tryna lay down too" so i go like behind her
i instantly got a boner and i'm pretty sure she felt it. We were in that position for like 20 mins.
how i knew she was tryna fk is she kept saying "oh i'm so glad i'm home alone" and "i'm getting kinda tired"
So i put my hand on her hips and all of the sudden she just grabs my hand and puts it on her boobs, keep in mind
her boobs are fucking huge so at this point i was maximum bonerage mode. i tell her to turn around so we can start
kissing but she says "i'm tired" so i was like wtf is this bitch tryna fk or what. I tell her straight up you tryna do it this way? in this position?
She says "Yes" so i tell her "no foreplay nothing?" she says "there are other ways to foreplay than just kissing" I thought she meant like oral
so i tell her aite get on your back so i could like eat that pussy but she meant fingering.



So i start finger her i was focusing so hard on the fingering that i kinda lost the boner so she asks "do you like doing this?" because she felt the boner go away i say "yeah don't worry about me" she starts getting wet and you can start to hear that macaroni in a pot sound so that shit was started to get me hard again.
so i keep fingering her for probably like 5-8 minutes and then i say "alright i'm ready" she says "i'm not" while holding my hand to her pussy and kinda chuckling
i think its because she was enjoying it. I get up and tell her alright take your panties off, she says lets do in my moms room (which is kinda fucked up bro, this girl got fucked in her moms bed and her mom probably thinks she is a "good girl". she gets on the bed on her back and takes off panties and. i get in that shit and bro that i swear it feels just like you put your dick in warm water it almost feels like nothing, i feel like masturbating everyday with deathgrip6000 kinda fucked up my sensitivity down there. And she was legit doing nothing as well, she wasnt moaning, she wasnt moving anything bro. The only thing she did was wrap her legs around me in missionary. She did say she was tired and had work in 3 hours so thats probably why. A plus side of not having that much sensitivity down there is you can fuck for long as fuck, i didn't have timer but i'm sure we was doing it for 20 mins minimum, thats 20 mins of pure work she just laid there.


For all the virgins out there, bro losing your virginity is so fucking overrated. And stop masturbating. If you wanna feel what pussy feels like put your condom in hot water for a minute or 2 and then wear it on that exactly how it feels. But for me sex is more about the psychological aspect, that the woman opened her legs for me, she wanted me. Anyways you're not missing out on much by staying a virgin mostly just your "Pride".

Edit: for people that type. "Didn't read greycel" you're so original and funny

Honestly the same. I'm a bit weird, when a girl wants me I lose interest. Sex isn't as good as being desired

I'm at a point that jerking off is better than sex. Too messy. Porn prob has screwed me

 

[looksaboveeverything]

Damn, you fucked her on her moms bed WTF

 

[owlofathena]

Read every word, gave me an erection

Bruhhhh

 

[FootLongDong]

Sounds like she’s a whore a pussy shouldn’t feel like warm water...looks like she got a 10 inch nigga dick inside before

 

[UNCHAINED]

You’re so funny haha

Thanks for the dopamine hit faggot. Still didn't read OP's wall of shit

 

[bruh3610]

Thanks for the dopamine hit faggot. Still didn't read OP's wall of shit

Heres another one

 

[Hightwolf]

have better sex

 

[Torero]

good job bro how do u look?

 

[GamerCel]

how frauded is that pic? did she look like that irl and whats her age?
and ur age and PSL

 

[goat2x]

TALES FROM THE GREYCEL GHETTO

 

[Mouthbreath]

that's because you were unattractive to her, which is completely obvious from your story.

I mean she wanted you to fuck her, so congrats on that achievement. But she is a whore and lets a lot of people do it. It's like a guy jerking off every day, but instead if you're a woman you can get almost any guy you want to do it for you. The way she was too tired to do anything, didnt even want to kiss you should tell you something...

Don't say it's overrated just because she wasn't attracted to you.

 

[JustAFewMM]

lifefuel tbh thanks for posting

 

[buflek]

sex is sometimes good and sometimes sucks but jerking off always feels better imo

its just nice to bust into a foid thqt just came

 

[FilthyCasual]

Read every word, gave me an erection

I mean if you think about it its pretty hot, but the physical sensation is trash.

Sounds like she’s a whore a pussy shouldn’t feel like warm water...looks like she got a 10 inch nigga dick inside before

i don't think its that, its because she wasn't arching her back or anything, she was just laying there. I don't know if she is actually that trash in bed or she was deadass tired.

Yeah, sex isn’t all it’s cracked up to be

more of a pride thing than anything

I’d say lose your virginity then move onto other goals in life

Kinda true, but now that i've lost my virginity i kinda feel disappointed, but at the same time relieved, because everytime someone said online "stop being a fucking virgin" it lowkey kinda hit me. Its like if you're black someone says the n word it kinda hits you even though you've heard it a million times, now imagine one day you wake up white, now when someone says the n word you dont give a fuck.

have better sex

good job bro how do u look?

Check post history

how frauded is that pic? did she look like that irl and whats her age?
and ur age and PSL

She is 19 i'm 19 bout to turn 20. she looks like in the pics maybe a bit thiccer nothignt oo serious tho.
check my post history for pic of me

that's because you were unattractive to her, which is completely obvious from your story.

I mean she wanted you to fuck her, so congrats on that achievement. But she is a whore and lets a lot of people do it. It's like a guy jerking off every day, but instead if you're a woman you can get almost any guy you want to do it for you. The way she was too tired to do anything, didnt even want to kiss you should tell you something...

Don't say it's overrated just because she wasn't attracted to you.

Attracted to me or not that pussy felt trash even tho she was wet. The tired i mean she had a 8 hour work shift and came home at 10pm went to shower got ready for me so its kinda understandable if she is tired.

lifefuel tbh thanks for posting

Just stating fax bro.

Damn, you fucked her on her moms bed WTF

its kinda fucked up isn't it, i'm telling you these women out here wildin, the bed was wet as hell too afterwards.

 

[Deleted member 8919]

 

[wristcel]

good job on including salient details. Did read. Good job.

Yeah, it's weird. Having sex isn't amazing. Even with fairly hot girls. Yet it's still basically all I can think about lol

 

[Hero of the Imperium]

How did you match on Tinder again. New account or can you match with someone you unmatched

 

[eduardkoopman]

Ima keep this as short as possible cause yall have the attention span/iq of an 8 year old

I matched with this girl on tinder
https://gyazo.com/e0984d4969d6c92dea8f655ead1363ab
We went on the first date i gave her a kiss few days later i invited her to my place for "netflix and chill"
she came over, but when it got down to it she said shes on her period and just gave me head.
i snapped her "what are you up to today?" and she left it on read so i removed her from my friends.

About 2 months later we matched on tinder again and this is how the conversation went
Me: Well hello there?
Her: Hi
Me: What you been up to?
Her: Nothing much.
This is where i left the chat because i just felt she didn't care.
*3 days later*
Her: Are you in town?
Me: Yes, what are you up to to today?
Her: My tinder is lagging so hard, snap me


And so i added her back on snap and asked her to hangout she was like dodging the answer by asking "what you wanna do?" And "Where?" so i ignored her for half a day
then she sent me "come to my place, i'm home alone"
So i took a shower and and shaved dressed up and went to her place. keep in mind i got there at like mid night.


When i get there we start watching netflix and she is like laying down on the couch like next to me kind like this
View attachment 659990
I was like next to her ass. so i tell her "make some room i'm tryna lay down too" so i go like behind her
i instantly got a boner and i'm pretty sure she felt it. We were in that position for like 20 mins.
how i knew she was tryna fk is she kept saying "oh i'm so glad i'm home alone" and "i'm getting kinda tired"
So i put my hand on her hips and all of the sudden she just grabs my hand and puts it on her boobs, keep in mind
her boobs are fucking huge so at this point i was maximum bonerage mode. i tell her to turn around so we can start
kissing but she says "i'm tired" so i was like wtf is this bitch tryna fk or what. I tell her straight up you tryna do it this way? in this position?
She says "Yes" so i tell her "no foreplay nothing?" she says "there are other ways to foreplay than just kissing" I thought she meant like oral
so i tell her aite get on your back so i could like eat that pussy but she meant fingering.



So i start finger her i was focusing so hard on the fingering that i kinda lost the boner so she asks "do you like doing this?" because she felt the boner go away i say "yeah don't worry about me" she starts getting wet and you can start to hear that macaroni in a pot sound so that shit was started to get me hard again.
so i keep fingering her for probably like 5-8 minutes and then i say "alright i'm ready" she says "i'm not" while holding my hand to her pussy and kinda chuckling
i think its because she was enjoying it. I get up and tell her alright take your panties off, she says lets do in my moms room (which is kinda fucked up bro, this girl got fucked in her moms bed and her mom probably thinks she is a "good girl". she gets on the bed on her back and takes off panties and. i get in that shit and bro that i swear it feels just like you put your dick in warm water it almost feels like nothing, i feel like masturbating everyday with deathgrip6000 kinda fucked up my sensitivity down there. And she was legit doing nothing as well, she wasnt moaning, she wasnt moving anything bro. The only thing she did was wrap her legs around me in missionary. She did say she was tired and had work in 3 hours so thats probably why. A plus side of not having that much sensitivity down there is you can fuck for long as fuck, i didn't have timer but i'm sure we was doing it for 20 mins minimum, thats 20 mins of pure work she just laid there.


For all the virgins out there, bro losing your virginity is so fucking overrated. And stop masturbating. If you wanna feel what pussy feels like put your condom in hot water for a minute or 2 and then wear it on that exactly how it feels. But for me sex is more about the psychological aspect, that the woman opened her legs for me, she wanted me. Anyways you're not missing out on much by staying a virgin mostly just your "Pride".

Edit: for people that type. "Didn't read greycel" you're so original and funny

Nice story. My first time, was worse.
To add. You both had bad sex. It can be much more fun. But for that, she should be more into it and eexcited and pro-active. But That also depends on your input. I have managed a few times, to woop passive women into pro-action and getting into it. The key for that, was not asking and stuff like that. But being very leading, borderline aggressive. If she doesn't like it, she will tell it or show it.

 

[Deleted member 9355]

cause yall have the attention span/iq of an 8 year old

don't do my niggas like that

 

[Acnno]

I read every single word

 

[FilthyCasual]

good job on including salient details. Did read. Good job.

Yeah, it's weird. Having sex isn't amazing. Even with fairly hot girls. Yet it's still basically all I can think about lol

I can't blame you, its literally ingrained in your DNA.

How did you match on Tinder again. New account or can you match with someone you unmatched

I deleted my tinder, i matched with her 2 months later.

Nice story. My first time, was worse.
To add. You both had bad sex. It can be much more fun. But for that, she should be more into it and eexcited and pro-active. But That also depends on your input. I have managed a few times, to woop passive women into pro-action and getting into it. The key for that, was not asking and stuff like that. But being very leading, borderline aggressive. If she doesn't like it, she will tell it or show it.

The thing is i was kinda agressive i was like turning her but she just woudln't stay there she'd just go back to the original position. i don't know if i should even contact her anymore.

 

[SadnessWYJ]

Won't click link, take her pic and post it instead

 

[sorrowfulsad]

The thing is i was kinda agressive i was like turning her but she just woudln't stay there she'd just go back to the original position. i don't know if i should even contact her anymore.

fuck her again bro. so no fap and no porn so sex feels better and pop a viagra before you fuck her

 

[Morpheus]

Yeah I’ve had sex a decent amount in my life and the actual act itself really isn’t that great. I have a hard time feeling much too, and if there’s a condom involved just lol I don’t feel shit. Although my dick sensitivity sucks because I have some kind of pelvic floor issues along with death grip so I gotta fix that.

Good blowjobs feel pretty great though just because of the suction and the fact it’s raw. On the whole, if you’re living your life so focused on getting sex you’re going to be disappointed once your sex life does start kicking into gear. It’s good to “join the club” and get it out the way for the sake of your self esteem, but don’t forget to moneymaxx, build your career, travel, pick up hobbies, and get a good group of friends around you because those will contribute far more to your long term happiness.

 

[Madhate]

Bruh, you got starfish sex cus you didn't lead enough and she was bored of you.
You shouldn't ask her "Should i finger you" etc etc, just go for it, also she noticed that u didnt like fingering her and that turned her off. You could've done it so much better, that's why she didn't do any work, she was bored of you

 

[Madhate]

Yeah I’ve had sex a decent amount in my life and the actual act itself really isn’t that great. I have a hard time feeling much too, and if there’s a condom involved just lol I don’t feel shit. Although my dick sensitivity sucks because I have some kind of pelvic floor issues along with death grip so I gotta fix that.

Good blowjobs feel pretty great though just because of the suction and the fact it’s raw. On the whole, if you’re living your life so focused on getting sex you’re going to be disappointed once your sex life does start kicking into gear. It’s good to “join the club” and get it out the way for the sake of your self esteem, but don’t forget to moneymaxx, build your career, travel, pick up hobbies, and get a good group of friends around you because those will contribute far more to your long term happiness.

ye tbh.. condom sex is so garbage, but i'm too high inhib to fuck raw

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

Nice story. My first time, was worse.
To add. You both had bad sex. It can be much more fun. But for that, she should be more into it and eexcited and pro-active. But That also depends on your input. I have managed a few times, to woop passive women into pro-action and getting into it. The key for that, was not asking and stuff like that. But being very leading, borderline aggressive. If she doesn't like it, she will tell it or show it.

What was your first time like?

 

[Deleted member 685]

Read every word, gave me an erection

Same

 

[Deleted member 6873]

Same

gudrurection

 

[FilthyCasual]

Won't click link, take her pic and post it instead

Bruh do you think i'm gonna hack your bank account with 5$ in it?

fuck her again bro. so no fap and no porn so sex feels better and pop a viagra before you fuck her

I dont need viagra i don't have a problem with erection, i have it actually orgasming. Do you think i should contact her again? I'm kinda confused if she actually likes me or hates me.

Yeah I’ve had sex a decent amount in my life and the actual act itself really isn’t that great. I have a hard time feeling much too, and if there’s a condom involved just lol I don’t feel shit. Although my dick sensitivity sucks because I have some kind of pelvic floor issues along with death grip so I gotta fix that.

Good blowjobs feel pretty great though just because of the suction and the fact it’s raw. On the whole, if you’re living your life so focused on getting sex you’re going to be disappointed once your sex life does start kicking into gear. It’s good to “join the club” and get it out the way for the sake of your self esteem, but don’t forget to moneymaxx, build your career, travel, pick up hobbies, and get a good group of friends around you because those will contribute far more to your long term happiness.

True, i'm no fap for life now

Bruh, you got starfish sex cus you didn't lead enough and she was bored of you.
You shouldn't ask her "Should i finger you" etc etc, just go for it, also she noticed that u didnt like fingering her and that turned her off. You could've done it so much better, that's why she didn't do any work, she was bored of you

Thats true, but you gotta remember this was my first time and i wasn't sure if she even wanted to smash because she kept saying "i'm tired" "I'm sleepy" and on top of that i didn't know she was naughty like that, bruh the next time i'll start choking her ass and pulling her hair.

 

[LooksJourney]

How big is your dick bro, Sure you don’t just have a pencil dick?

 

[Deleted member 4797]

You fucked with a condom on or raw bro?

Also how bigs your dick, Bone-pressed erect length and Mid-shaft erect girth.

 

[Madhate]

Thats true, but you gotta remember this was my first time and i wasn't sure if she even wanted to smash because she kept saying "i'm tired" "I'm sleepy" and on top of that i didn't know she was naughty like that, bruh the next time i'll start choking her ass and pulling her hair.

Remember that every girl is naughty, yes EVERY girl, it's in their instincts, when you're in bed even if they act innocent they want to get roughed up and want you to be a man.

 

[Morpheus]

ye tbh.. condom sex is so garbage, but i'm too high inhib to fuck raw

Same especially with tinder girls I don’t know well. Imagine they’re anti abortion. If you fuck up, it’s over for you. Even when they say they’re on bc i’m too scared because I don’t know if they’ve been regularly taking it.

 

[sorrowfulsad]

Do you think i should contact her again? I'm kinda confused if she actually likes me or hates me.

youve got nothing to lose and who cares if she 'likes' you? you already fucked her, you can fuck her again

 

[wasted]

she starts getting wet and you can start to hear that macaroni in a pot sound

 

[Mr.cope]

Op has a small dick

 

[FilthyCasual]

How big is your dick bro, Sure you don’t just have a pencil dick?

My dick is def above average maybe like 6-7 inches somewhere in there

You fucked with a condom on or raw bro?

Also how bigs your dick, Bone-pressed erect length and Mid-shaft erect girth.

Bone pressed definitely atleast 7 inches

youve got nothing to lose and who cares if she 'likes' you? you already fucked her, you can fuck her again

True i suppose

Op has a small dick

YES

 

[Deleted member 4797]

My dick is def above average maybe like 6-7 inches somewhere in there

Bone pressed definitely atleast 7 inches

True i suppose

YES

7inch BP is great length. whats your mid shaft erect girth?

Also did u wear a condom?

 

[FilthyCasual]

7inch BP is great length. whats your mid shaft erect girth?

Also did u wear a condom?

The girth is about 5.5 inch and yes i wore a condom during it, thats why i felt nothing bro

 

[GamerCel]

What are you gonna do now? You gonna volcelmaxx from now on or continue tindermaxxing

 

[SadnessWYJ]

You fucked with a condom on or raw bro?

Also how bigs your dick, Bone-pressed erect length and Mid-shaft erect girth.

Next you will be asking for dick pics

 

[thotbuster420]

AHAHAH NICE STORY BRO DEFFENETNLY NOT FAKE LOL THIS GUY SAYING HE HAD SEX ROFL

 

[Mr.cope]

7inch BP is great length. whats your mid shaft erect girth?

Also did u wear a condom?

No its not jfl
girls dont even feel your bonepressed length so that doesnt mean shit
Hes 6 inches and thats small/average for women

 

[Deleted member 4797]

No its not jfl
girls dont even feel your bonepressed length so that doesnt mean shit
Hes 6 inches and thats small/average for women

6.5 NBPEL is pornstar length, he's hitting the cervix