How Often Do You Get Morning wOoD?

How often do you get morning wood?

  • Every Day Bro

    Votes: 27 38.6%
  • Most Days

    Votes: 19 27.1%
  • 50/50

    Votes: 7 10.0%
  • Once or Twice Weekly

    Votes: 5 7.1%
  • Almost Never bc Im a low T Fag

    Votes: 15 21.4%

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    70
OOGABOOGA

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Title baby

I'm 20 years old and basically never get morning wood, like less than once per month probably. I've even woken up mid-nut from a wet dream and was nutting flaccid. I have some symptoms of low test like the morning wood, lack of sex drive, lack of aggression, shit recovery, injury prone, shit focus and motivation, couldn't nut any of the times I've hooked up with a chica, etc. However, I also am 6', athletic, and bearded with solid frame, and a good bit of muscle for how little I train these days. Back when I thought muscles were more important than face like a good little blue/red pilled wienie I got my deadlift to 500 at 18 years old at 190.

I thought my depression/mood/energy/behavior issues could be low test because of my ween so I just got some blood work done and... mid 800s total,12-13 free. So if I were getting more sun, hadn't taken the last few weeks off from lifting, and didn't fraud by eating sugar, beating off, and staying up the night before it would probably be over 1000 total. Tomorrow I'll here back about the estrogen tests they're running because that could be the problem, but if that's not it do you guys have any ideas? Let me see your answers and any theories or tips you have. And feel free to roast my soft honky cock you dickheads.
 
I'm also 20 and 9/10 times get morning wood.
 
do you watch porn and beat off a lot
 
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I almost never get morning wood unless I wake up from a sexual dream in the morning. I do get "night wood" tho. I have the tendency to wake up like 3 or 4 times per night and most times I wake up with a boner or at least a semi boner.
 
if you want to cover your bases hormonally check your prolactin and progesterone. Stop beating off and staying up late would be my advice.
 
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i jerk off around 5 times per day currently, it used to be 10 when i was high t
 
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i jerk off around 5 times per day currently, it used to be 10 when i was high t
more than 3 per day and my dick is in physical pain lmao
 
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i used to get it every day and then i started doing a lot of sarm cycles with little time in between and jerking off a lot. lowkey destroyed my sex drive.

its like 50/50 now
 
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I dont get it either regularly. Like once a month
 
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do you watch porn and beat off a lot
On no fap I get morning wood almost everyday, otherwise I almost don't at all and if I start fapping it gets softer and softer every morning until it's non existent.
 
every day for me
 
Every morning when I open this forum, my morning wood becomes morning iron when I see @cocainecowboy
 
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literally every day, so fuckin hard not to coom when you wake up like that.
 
do you watch porn and beat off a lot
Was pretty hooked on porn back in high school but kicked that and went nine months on nofap my senior year. My dick was basically in hibernation, no morning wood. Still don’t watch porn but wack a few times/week.
if you want to cover your bases hormonally check your prolactin and progesterone. Stop beating off and staying up late would be my advice.
They said my prolactin is fine, not sure about progesterone. They’ll tell me about my estrogen today and I’ll ask about progesterone, but can you explain what that is/does? Also my sleep has been good, bad, and right now in between over the last few years but at no point do I remember consistently having morning would
i jerk off around 5 times per day currently, it used to be 10 when i was high t
You lucky bastard. If I beat off twice in a day I’d probably be permaflaccid for the next day or two
 
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Was pretty hooked on porn back in high school but kicked that and went nine months on nofap my senior year. My dick was basically in hibernation, no morning wood. Still don’t watch porn but wack a few times/week.

They said my prolactin is fine, not sure about progesterone. They’ll tell me about my estrogen today and I’ll ask about progesterone, but can you explain what that is/does? Also my sleep has been good, bad, and right now in between over the last few years but at no point do I remember consistently having morning would

You lucky bastard. If I beat off twice in a day I’d probably be permaflaccid for the next day or two
whats your diet like king
 
whats your diet like king
Pretty medium everything regarding macros, maybe a bit higher fat vs carbs. Don’t get enough vegetables or fruit but I think fruit is overrated health wise. Did carnivore off and on the last few months but now I’m back to normie diet but with less fast food, sugar/carbs/booze.
 
Just got the call, my estrogen is normal. Not sure what the range is but he said 19 I think. Going to an endocrinologist next Friday so maybe they’ll find something these guys missed but idk what that would be
 
if you want to cover your bases hormonally check your prolactin and progesterone. Stop beating off and staying up late would be my advice.
high progesterone is good righz
 
It can be caused by sleep apnea

Do you get a solid boner when you're masturbating ?
 
It can be caused by sleep apnea

Do you get a solid boner when you're masturbating ?
Yeah bro, that’s why I’ve put off getting this checked out. Thought it was normal ngl. Sleep apnea would be nice tho 😂 lefort my shit
It can be caused by sleep apnea

Do you get a solid boner when you're masturbating ?
How do I find out tho fr? Got a parent who’s high up at an insurance company so if I can put together a decent case insurance might come through and fix my face. Tryna get mse/msdo with copeandropes facepuller
 
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hard to tell, my dick is always hard in the morning, but thats cuz i wake up to morning head daily by your mother
 
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hard to tell, my dick is always hard in the morning, but thats cuz i wake up to morning head daily by your mother
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last time i got morning wood was ~4 years ago for some reason lol
 
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Porn and daily masturbation kill morning wood if u quit porn and jerking off it'll come back
 
my cock is always hard in the moring, but i don't have time to stroke that monster
 
Title baby

I'm 20 years old and basically never get morning wood, like less than once per month probably. I've even woken up mid-nut from a wet dream and was nutting flaccid. I have some symptoms of low test like the morning wood, lack of sex drive, lack of aggression, shit recovery, injury prone, shit focus and motivation, couldn't nut any of the times I've hooked up with a chica, etc. However, I also am 6', athletic, and bearded with solid frame, and a good bit of muscle for how little I train these days. Back when I thought muscles were more important than face like a good little blue/red pilled wienie I got my deadlift to 500 at 18 years old at 190.

I thought my depression/mood/energy/behavior issues could be low test because of my ween so I just got some blood work done and... mid 800s total,12-13 free. So if I were getting more sun, hadn't taken the last few weeks off from lifting, and didn't fraud by eating sugar, beating off, and staying up the night before it would probably be over 1000 total. Tomorrow I'll here back about the estrogen tests they're running because that could be the problem, but if that's not it do you guys have any ideas? Let me see your answers and any theories or tips you have. And feel free to roast my soft honky cock you dickheads.
its a curse really waking up with a massive boner while trying to no fap the quality of the morning wood is also so much more different

class day when we shag our women in the morning after all our ascensions
 
Porn and daily masturbation kill morning wood if u quit porn and jerking off it'll come back
Said above, I’ve done nofap for months at a time. Zero, or maybe infrequent at best, mourning would.
its a curse really waking up with a massive boner while trying to no fap the quality of the morning wood is also so much more different

class day when we shag our women in the morning after all our ascensions
We’ll make it brah

Let’s trade dicks I’ll venmo you
 
all day, every day, sir
 
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