HOW THE FUCK IS MICHAEL B JORDAN SEEN AS A ATTRACTIVE? HE IS LITERALLY PSL 2

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WTF IS THIS DEFORMED FISH LOOKING SUBHUMAN DOING IN HOLLYWOOD? I AM SO FUCKING MAD RN
 
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Nigger halo. Good smile.
 
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Status from black panther and creed
 
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status and he has a masculine brood
 
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"durrrrrrr status" SHUT UP RETARD. DON'T YOU HAVE TO BE GL IN THE FIRST PLACE TO GET THAT STATUS? HE IS BEYOND UGLY

keep crying for michael b jordan
 
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Plus youve cherry picked a shit pic of him.
Literally every other google image pic of him hes well above average
Screenshot 20191216 015255 Samsung Internet
 
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He's average lookingm his chin is subhuman af though
 
Status>>>>>>>>>>>>face
 
he is ugly af lmao surprised they couldn't find a better-looking actor for black panther and creed

He is probably this famous and has this status bcs of his family
 
Clean face, no failos
 
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Women like his pheno + neoteny

That's all I got

It beats the hell out of me too in all honesty. The above are the only two possible explanations I can think of. I can't even say harmony because even at first glance he never struck me as a GL dude.
 
niggers don't need chins. also he has height and roid halo
 
Im convinced all of you are autists. He has 10/10 smv you stupid fuck, looksmaxxed, insane smile, movie star, muscular

fuck off
 
Statushalo. I call it the 'actor effect'.
 
Yeah I never understood it either. Guy is a chinless fish lipped freak. Just look at him in the wire when he was young, literally deformed
 
You are litterally coping so hard his body is godlike.
And he doesnt look bad.
Keep coping for this nigger manlet
 
Its literally all about status man. Everything I interpret only continues to confirm this for me.
 
Lol .is users mog his side profile hard
 

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tall and bbc
 
His face has round ugly features

You don't want round features in a male face, it's looks feminine, low testosterone
 
Never heard any girl talk about that faggot.
Literally has no appeal to prime white women.
 

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