How to deal with drastic surgery changes in the work place?

[xdxdxnice1]

imagine you are working in an office and you take a three week break, you come back and you have a god tier jaw due to a implant. how are u supposed to even work there? normies dont approve of surgeries at all and will look down on you for getting them.

do you just quit job every time you get surgery?

 

[Deleted member 6217]

idk make anotjer drastice change to ur hair or something dye it to distract idk

 

[Deleted member 6217]

idk make anotjer drastice change to ur hair or something dye it to distract idk

over for my english wtf

 

[Deleted member 5694]

Say you started chewing lots of gum and working out

 

[Zyros]

imagine you are working in an office and you take a three week break, you come back and you have a god tier jaw due to a implant.

More like minimum three month break unless you want to go potatofaced from swelling and recovery

 

[Deleted member 6488]

flail your cock around it will remove the focus from your jaw

 

[xdxdxnice1]

More like minimum three month break unless you want to go potatofaced from swelling and recovery

implant recovery is really that long?

 

[middayshowers]

for jaw grow a beard right before you get it, then after be clean shaven

you don’t have to worry tbh, most normies are retarded and won’t notice. literally just say “oh really? i didn’t realize” then change the subject or some shit

 

[Zyros]

for jaw grow a beard right before you get it, then after be clean shaven

nice strategy

 

[Zyros]

implant recovery is really that long?

"major" surgeries have long recoveries its not like fillers or botox

 

[NVRH]

Just move out.

 

[Cares]

flail your cock around it will remove the focus from your jaw

Just go to jail for indecent exposure theory

 

[Deleted member 5467]

Say you got double jaw surgery for sleep apnea, or any other surgery make it seem like it was a medical reason.

I would location max anyway if you can

 

[Deleted member 5694]

for jaw grow a beard right before you get it, then after be clean shaven

you don’t have to worry tbh, most normies are retarded and won’t notice. literally just say “oh really? i didn’t realize” then change the subject or some shit

High IQ, depends if op can grow a beard that strong in 3 weeks

 

[nastynas]

just make it seem as an medical shit or just grow a beard and cut it off when swelling goes down

 

[xdxdxnice1]

High IQ, depends if op can grow a beard that strong in 3 weeks

op can’t grow a beard at all

 

[Deleted member 5694]

op can’t grow a beard at all

Then my previously stated idea will have to work, or he could say he had a slight underbite and needed jaw surgery to fix it

 

[lookismfugee]

by going er on ur workplace

 

[Bewusst]

Grow a full beard and gradually decrease its length and tell your coworkers you have developed bruxism from stress at home

 

[turkproducer]

you shouldn’t give a shit what they think. fuck them, let them stay blind

 

[Mateusz74]

Pull ur jaw back and make a double chin 24/7 and gradually release 1mm of jaw per week