How to Ego-maxx

[ZyzzReincarnate]

hello and welcome to zyzzretard's guide on how to egomaxx!

DISCLAIMER:
must be somewhat attractive
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STEP 1:
Get together your best looking pictures. Fraudmaxx, fitlermaxx, even fucking morph it if you want


STEP 2:
Download the app "Yubo" on your cellphone and make an account. Use a bio and pictures similar to mine. Set your age below 18 even if you aren't so you can match with JB's. This app isnt like tinder, you can use basic selfies and shit quality pictures because thats what everyone fucking uses.


STEP 3:
Swipe yes on literally EVERYONE. You're not here to fuck, you're not here to find a girlfriend, you're here for validation.

let the messages roll in and fuck with those foids as much as you possibly can LMFAO. Omega dick hungry JB's will message you INSTANTLY. Have fun and use this as a lil ego boost whenever you feel ugly.

some examples of my journeys on this fucking retarded ass app. pretty good passtime TBH. Would recommend it to all of the semi attractive people on here who think they're subhumans because of some small flaw, or to the extreme narcy self obsessed retards who want to fuel their ego even more. Have fun!



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[bobs_pls]

How to Ego-maxx:
No.1 - stop visiting this forum

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

How to Ego-maxx:
No.1 - stop visiting this forum

yikes thats not the case for a lot of people on here O_O

 

[bobs_pls]

yikes thats not the case for a lot of people on here O_O

well, my confidence in my good looks definitely fell down since I'm here ;-)
and by staying here I'm constantly reminded of the things I'm lacking, so yeah...

 

[badromance]

Legit

 

[UltraExtremeIntense]

My tip, know that no amount of validation or material gain will give you true happiness. That is internal and must be practiced daily. Happiness is your ego, you ever see a sad person with a good ego?

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

My tip, know that no amount of validation or material gain will give you true happiness. That is internal and must be practiced daily. Happiness is your ego, you ever see a sad person with a good ego?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GIGA OMEGA COPE BULLYING FOIDS ON AN APP BRINGS ME HAPPINESS AND IT WILL BRING U HAPPINESS AS WELL

 

[UltraExtremeIntense]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GIGA OMEGA COPE BULLYING FOIDS ON AN APP BRINGS ME HAPPINESS AND IT WILL BRING U HAPPINESS AS WELL

If that is how you feel then carry on.

 

[nibbamaxxing]

Quality thread

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

Quality thread

like it

 

[bobs_pls]

ike it

all the validation you can get, huh?

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

all the validation you can get, huh?

thats the key to being a successful looksmaxxer

 

[elfmaxx]

Gonna try it, except for the part about setting my age below 18 lol..

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

Gonna try it, except for the part about setting my age below 18 lol..

Its an app to make friends bro just dont do anything illegal. set ur age below 18

 

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[elfmaxx]

Its an app to make friends bro just dont do anything illegal. set ur age below 18

mirin pics tbh
Consider downplaying your gymcelling tho tbh, you want these hoes to think that you look that way without you even trying, that you just have amazing genetics.

 

[SeiGun]

you are egomaxxing by posting this here

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

mirin pics tbh
Consider downplaying your gymcelling tho tbh, you want these hoes to think that you look that way without you even trying, that you just have amazing genetics.

i have amazing genetics and i let them know that

 

[Phad]

Would u recommend shirtless pics? Or just face

 

[Mansnob]

LMAO this is priceless. Definitely going to give this app a try now.

 

[Coping]

Those young JBs are the biggest sluts on this earth

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

Would u recommend shirtless pics? Or just face

shirtless if u have a good physique, but they remove a lot of my shirtless pics cuz i get reported a bunch

 

[Phad]

shirtless if u have a good physique, but they remove a lot of my shirtless pics cuz i get reported a bunch

They don’t u want to get a monopoly on all the hoes

 

[JellyBelly]

N

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

They don’t u want to get a monopoly on all the hoes

my bio triggers so many foids its fucking hilarious

 

[GenericChad1444]

my bio triggers so many foids its fucking hilarious View attachment 21612

Jfl she probs says that after being gangbanged by misogynistic women abusing chads just last week

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

Jfl she probs says that after being gangbanged by misogynistic women abusing chads just last week

shes not attractive enough for chads ???

 

[HorseFace]

Got like 200 matches on that app and 1 match on tinder

 

[GenericChad1444]

shes not attractive enough for chads ???

Even the ugliest jb's think their God's greatest gift lmao

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

Got like 200 matches on that app and 1 match on tinder

foids on there will swipe on everyone to get validation from beta males the same way i swipe on everyone to get validation from foids

Even the ugliest jb's think their God's greatest gift lmao

fat chicks piss me off the most. cant believe they think they can possibly get with someone fit like me. how fucking delusional is that?

 

[MentalCel]

How are u supposed to get validation if you just get a bunch of ugly jb's messaging you

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

How are u supposed to get validation if you just get a bunch of ugly jb's messaging you

bc bullying them is funny

 

[MentalCel]

bc bullying them is funny

Each to their own, at least it's a good app to notification mog people

 

[Zeta ascended]

View attachment 21597

 

[Extra Chromosome]

HOLY SHIT LMAOOO
Might gymcel and try this OP, thanks.

 

[androidcel]

lol, i gonna try this at some point lmao.

 

[Apex]

110% legit anti suicide fuel

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

110% legit anti suicide fuel

will actually raise ur self esteem no meme

 

[kobecel]

But why not try to fuck them?

 

[FatmanO]

In the summer I did that when my confidence was lowest, was pretty good tbh

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

But why not try to fuck them?

you match with people who are far as fuck its not like tinder

 

[androidcel]

Whats your current slay count? You look like a legit slayer in those gymcel pics tbh.

 

[Madness]

I can confirm it is fun to get stacies to call you 10/10 and beg for your dick. Too bad I’m a location cel in this case

 

[Extra Chromosome]

Legendary thread.
Mandatory bump.

 

[Limerencel]

Trying this rn

 

[androidcel]

I already have 16 matches in under hour lol even tough im way below average looking

 

[Einon]

Fucking hell.It took me less than a minute to get 4 matches.

 

[Nibba]

Dunno how I missed this gem lol

 

[Time Travel]

How to Ego-maxx:
No.1 - stop visiting this forum

 

[fobos]

Nigga are you texting children