CopeAndRope
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Ok, here's my guide to help all those motivated, productive members of this site that still haven't given up on their dreams, on how to get pure unfiltered depression from the abyss of hell.
The first essential thing is to never EVER live in the present moment! Instead, focus on the past. Do you have some unsolved traumas? Good, Keep your mind obsessing on those situations you can do nothing about it. No past traumas? Don't worry, focus yourself constantly on the future, on what could go wrong. We gotta ramp up the anxiety levels to get into that sweet demoralized state.
Second, your diet is very important to properly destroy your life. Replace water with carbonated drinks with high levels of sucralose and aspartame in it, you want to be sure you get a free insulin spike with every sip. Now, you can either be a vegan or eat the meat of cattle that has been predominantly soy-fed. Fuck proteins and healthy fats, those are for people that love themselves, you deserve something better like endless amounts of Complex carbohydrates, cuz your body loves struggling to digest a meal that you got 12 hours ago, and its way to thank you is through nocturnal acid refluxes.
Third, those dopamine receptors are pretty healthy regulated, and we don't want that right? Open multiple tabs of PornHub, and don't even think about watching some vanilla porn, you need la crème de la crème that internet can offer you: Interracial humiliation cuckold porn. Don't worry goy, you can handle the shame because in no time you'll achieve a blessed state where you'll be able to beat your meat only on amputee midget tranny porn.
Fourth, regular sleep patterns are for fags and you're not one as long as your porn-induced sexual dysphoria doesn't force to identify as one. So, be creative, is it 7AM and the sun rising up?! Fuck that giant ball of fire that regulates your circadian cycle and gives you vitamin D, it's time to sleep because you're exhausted from an endless unproductive social media scrolling session and as soon as the sun goes down it's time to rise like a Ghoul from the darkness ready for another endless useless thumb scrolling marathon. Focus your eyes on the blue light your screen emanates that's how your body knows is constantly day, because fuck the milky way, you live in the Andromeda constellation in a double-star solar system because you're in the future, remember?
CONCLUSION
The first essential thing is to never EVER live in the present moment! Instead, focus on the past. Do you have some unsolved traumas? Good, Keep your mind obsessing on those situations you can do nothing about it. No past traumas? Don't worry, focus yourself constantly on the future, on what could go wrong. We gotta ramp up the anxiety levels to get into that sweet demoralized state.
Second, your diet is very important to properly destroy your life. Replace water with carbonated drinks with high levels of sucralose and aspartame in it, you want to be sure you get a free insulin spike with every sip. Now, you can either be a vegan or eat the meat of cattle that has been predominantly soy-fed. Fuck proteins and healthy fats, those are for people that love themselves, you deserve something better like endless amounts of Complex carbohydrates, cuz your body loves struggling to digest a meal that you got 12 hours ago, and its way to thank you is through nocturnal acid refluxes.
Third, those dopamine receptors are pretty healthy regulated, and we don't want that right? Open multiple tabs of PornHub, and don't even think about watching some vanilla porn, you need la crème de la crème that internet can offer you: Interracial humiliation cuckold porn. Don't worry goy, you can handle the shame because in no time you'll achieve a blessed state where you'll be able to beat your meat only on amputee midget tranny porn.
Fourth, regular sleep patterns are for fags and you're not one as long as your porn-induced sexual dysphoria doesn't force to identify as one. So, be creative, is it 7AM and the sun rising up?! Fuck that giant ball of fire that regulates your circadian cycle and gives you vitamin D, it's time to sleep because you're exhausted from an endless unproductive social media scrolling session and as soon as the sun goes down it's time to rise like a Ghoul from the darkness ready for another endless useless thumb scrolling marathon. Focus your eyes on the blue light your screen emanates that's how your body knows is constantly day, because fuck the milky way, you live in the Andromeda constellation in a double-star solar system because you're in the future, remember?
CONCLUSION
