How to rope?

[Deleted member 7125]

What are the best methods overall?

 

[Deleted member 7866]

Reading one of @Ritalincel's posts

 

[weallburninhell]

Don't rope bro, overdose sleeping pill much better

 

[Deleted member 7125]

Don't rope bro, overdose sleeping pill much better

sounds risky i don't wanna end up surving as a retardcel

 

[godlikesz]

just sleep

 

[RoundHouse]

Don't

 

[NormieKilla]

Don't rope bro.....use a shotgun instead

Nah just joking. Don't rope bro..seriously

 

[Deleted member 9274]

Thread smells like shit

 

[Selfahate]

What are the best methods overall?

And rope bro there are better options

 

[RaciallyAndrogynous]

Soon brother, soon

 

[Michael Myers]

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Soon brother, soon

just put the rope around your neck and your life changes in one moment.

 

[Deleted member 685]

Just cut your wrists
Good luck!

 

[RaciallyAndrogynous]

just put the rope around your neck and your life changes in one moment.

Unironically agree, the temporary solution to a permanent problem

 

[weallburninhell]

sounds risky i don't wanna end up surving as a retardcel

Suicide with passing assistance pods is now legal in China's Hawaii - The Maravi Post

Suicide with passing assistance pods is now legal in China's Hawaii - The Maravi Post

www.maravipost.com

 

[Polka]

 

[Morpheus]

Stop being a mentally weak bitch. Don't rope. Do whatever you need to do to improve your life. You could be eating out of a dumpster in Ethiopia right now with no education, no chance at making real money, and no possibility of a good life. Instead you're probably some 19 year old who whines and feels sorry for himself because his zygos aren't male model tier and his jaws are slightly recessed. Nothing is stopping you from grinding to get the procedures you want, living frugally if you need to in the mean time, and drastically improving your life within the next few years. If you think your best option is ending your shit and ensuring eternal nothingness then you're a moron and the sperm that made you must have been competing in a handicapped race to the egg because you weren't meant to make it.

 

[Deleted member 7866]

Stop being a mentally weak bitch. Don't rope. Do whatever you need to do to improve your life. You could be eating out of a dumpster in Ethiopia right now with no education, no chance at making real money, and no possibility of a good life. Instead you're probably some 19 year old who whines and feels sorry for himself because his zygos aren't male model tier and his jaws are slightly recessed. Nothing is stopping you from grinding to get the procedures you want, living frugally if you need to in the mean time, and drastically improving your life within the next few years. If you think your best option is ending your shit and ensuring eternal nothingness then you're a moron and the sperm that made you must have been competing in a handicapped race to the egg because you weren't meant to make it.

Well boys, we found it. The most shit post of all time.

 

[Morpheus]

Well boys, we found it. The most shit post of all time.

This is why none of you will ever ascend. This isn’t a place for looksmaxxing or lifemaxxing. It’s just a place for incels to bitch and complain without ever changing anything. What’s the fucking point of the black pill if you’re not going to use it to your advantage.

 

[Deleted member 9274]

Well boys, we found it. The most shit post of all time.

This isnt a shitpost retard. Go fucking rope then

 

[Deleted member 7866]

This is why none of you will ever ascend. This isn’t a place for looksmaxxing or lifemaxxing. It’s just a place for incels to bitch and complain without ever changing anything. What’s the fucking point of the black pill if you’re not going to use it to your advantage.

 

[Strafe]

If I ever am driven to suicide I’m going to just go on a motorcycle trip from Canada to the tip of Argentina with the last of my money and hope that I’m killed by the natives somewhere along the way.

 

[Deleted member 7866]

If I ever am driven to suicide I’m going to just go on a motorcycle trip from Canada to the tip of Argentina with the last of my money and hope that I’m killed by the natives somewhere along the way.

 

[NVRH]

What are the best methods overall?

HIGH T METHODS

One legged hanging - Nazis™ approved

Requirements : three legged stool, 2 ropes, balls

- Solidly tie your right leg bone to your right thigh with a rope.
- Then use your left leg to climb on a three legged stool.
- Put the hangman's noose around your neck.

This is it, you've done it. You won't be able to stand on one leg indefinitely.
So, at some point, after hours of struggling... you'll finally give up and gather ur last strengths to make a mini jump out of the stool.

Get in random fights - Tyler Durden approved

Requirements : 2 fists, 2 legs, balls

- Go outside
- Get in almost every fight you can with high T and muscular opponents
- Soon you'll get punched to death by an ogre or shot by angry latino.

This one is cool, cuz you may have a chance to unironically get a Lefort 3.

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Hi.

 

[Strafe]

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Quality meme tho, I’ll be stealing that

 

[Deleted member 7866]

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Quality meme tho, I’ll be stealing that

I will steal urs as well, before I had to post the youtube vid of dogs barking

 

[Mr_Norwood]

You're not supposed to rope. You're supposed to endure this garbage unjust life for about 80 years and then die naturally

 

[joeveniro]

I can teach you how to rape not to rope what about it

 

[Lux]

Don't rope bro the plan for ascension was good

 

[Deleted member 9499]

Stop being a mentally weak bitch. Don't rope. Do whatever you need to do to improve your life. You could be eating out of a dumpster in Ethiopia right now with no education, no chance at making real money, and no possibility of a good life. Instead you're probably some 19 year old who whines and feels sorry for himself because his zygos aren't male model tier and his jaws are slightly recessed. Nothing is stopping you from grinding to get the procedures you want, living frugally if you need to in the mean time, and drastically improving your life within the next few years. If you think your best option is ending your shit and ensuring eternal nothingness then you're a moron and the sperm that made you must have been competing in a handicapped race to the egg because you weren't meant to make it.

lifefuel

 

[Deleted member 2634]

Living is for low t faggots
Jump under a train

 

[JawGuyFatFaceGuy]

Well boys, we found it. The most shit post of all time.

Shut the fuck up pussy

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

This is why none of you will ever ascend. This isn’t a place for looksmaxxing or lifemaxxing. It’s just a place for incels to bitch and complain without ever changing anything. What’s the fucking point of the black pill if you’re not going to use it to your advantage.

It depends
Tell a 5'6 guy or asian jawlet to moneymax & surgerymaxx - its useless, if your base is shit you can actually rope

 

[Morpheus]

It depends
Tell a 5'6 guy or asian jawlet to moneymax & surgerymaxx - its useless, if your base is shit you can actually rope

One of my best friends is 5'6 and he has over 40 lays mostly through tinder. He's pretty average looking too. But he's gymcelled, really outgoing/NT, he travels a lot, mountain climbs/bikes, and he's a firefighter. He's also a lot happier than everyone on this forum, which is ultimately the goal of everything looksmaxxing is supposed to achieve. I'm not saying looks/height aren't important because obviously they make a difference so he's never gonna command every stacy's attention in the middle of a bar but do you really need to? Control what you can and become the best version of yourself possible, but don't waste your prime years crying and not experiencing life because you'll never be gigachad.

You guys who honestly think roping is the answer to your problems are probably just extremely young and depressed - potentially even due to something being wrong with your hormones which is why I advocate that everyone get their hormones, vitamins, etc checked. Becoming better every day in your looks, your career, your money, and your life experience should excite you and keep you going. As long as you actually grind it's only up from here, and I don't care if you guys call that blue pill cope. You guys constantly give yourself suifuel when the black pill should be used as an advantage over all other dudes in ignorance of it, who aren't taking care of themselves, who aren't getting surgeries, who aren't working as hard as they could in careermaxxing or other aspects of their life because they don't have the same motivation people here do to ascend.

Man up. Where's your testosterone? That shit should be flowing through you right now pushing you to get shit done instead of rotting and acting like things will never get better.

 

[Deleted member 5746]

overdose on opioids

 

[Deleted member 1400]

Why are so hasty? Human life span is so short. Enjoy your copes and you’ll die very soon.

 

[NothingCanStopMe]

Stop being a mentally weak bitch. Don't rope. Do whatever you need to do to improve your life. You could be eating out of a dumpster in Ethiopia right now with no education, no chance at making real money, and no possibility of a good life. Instead you're probably some 19 year old who whines and feels sorry for himself because his zygos aren't male model tier and his jaws are slightly recessed. Nothing is stopping you from grinding to get the procedures you want, living frugally if you need to in the mean time, and drastically improving your life within the next few years. If you think your best option is ending your shit and ensuring eternal nothingness then you're a moron and the sperm that made you must have been competing in a handicapped race to the egg because you weren't meant to make it.

Added to my motivation quotes.

 

[Chad69]

Don’t rope
Cope with drugs like benzos or alcohol
When I use valium I feel like the happiest person ever and then I fall asleep through entire day

 

[Deleted member 7863]

HIGH T METHODS

One legged hanging - Nazis™ approved

Requirements : three legged stool, 2 ropes, balls

- Solidly tie your right leg bone to your right thigh with a rope.
- Then use your left leg to climb on a three legged stool.
- Put the hangman's noose around your neck.

This is it, you've done it. You won't be able to stand on one leg indefinitely.
So, at some point, after hours of struggling... you'll finally give up and gather ur last strengths to make a mini jump out of the stool.

Get in random fights - Tyler Durden approved

Requirements : 2 fists, 2 legs, balls

- Go outside
- Get in almost every fight you can with high T and muscular opponents
- Soon you'll get punched to death by an ogre or shot by angry latino.

This one is cool, cuz you may have a chance to unironically get a Lefort 3.

The first one is confusing me jfl

 

[GetShrekt]

Stop being a mentally weak bitch. Don't rope. Do whatever you need to do to improve your life. You could be eating out of a dumpster in Ethiopia right now with no education, no chance at making real money, and no possibility of a good life. Instead you're probably some 19 year old who whines and feels sorry for himself because his zygos aren't male model tier and his jaws are slightly recessed. Nothing is stopping you from grinding to get the procedures you want, living frugally if you need to in the mean time, and drastically improving your life within the next few years. If you think your best option is ending your shit and ensuring eternal nothingness then you're a moron and the sperm that made you must have been competing in a handicapped race to the egg because you weren't meant to make it.

JFL I’m reading this after I tried bonesmashing my cheekbones, after autistically analysing my maxilla + feeling depressed due to my lack of o’pry tier zygos.