I got high on Valium and now I'm in a relationship

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Last night I went on a date with this 3,5 psl girl. As always I popped 10 mg Valium and 50 mg beta blockers because I'm a social retard.

Date went well but then I went to the bathroom and popped 5 more Valium pills for some reason. After that I don't remember much. I know we went to the park, made out and ate pizza but I can't remember details. Here's a picture of pizza that I don't remember taking
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This morning I was re-reading texts. Apparently when I walked her to the bus station I slapped her ass and told her she's my girlfriend now.

Why am I like this?
 
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Post pic of foid.
 
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Balkan slayer tbh
 
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Imo you can get better than 3.5psl but gj on slapping that ass boyo
 
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quoting yourself is high t trait
 
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low iq pizza ngl
 
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SLAYER
 
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Mogs me
 
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spanks me
 
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inb4 soy kike mods permaban @fobos
 
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giphy.gif
 
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Based and benzopilled.
 
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Slayer af get out of here
 
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fuck i want benzos

alcohol is so shit compared to xanax imo
 
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Hahaha legend
 
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Apparently when I walked her to the bus station I slapped her ass and told her she's my girlfriend now.
Based and Redpilled tbh ngl
 
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Preety sure you can pull higher
 
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