I had surgery and my nurse was hot

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She touched my dick to remove my catheter. She was wearing gloves but I still count it as ascending. She even smiled after.

Her face was damn near perfect. I was actually in awe at her bones. Her jawline was amazing and she had amazing massaters and cheekbones. Feminine eyes but 0 upper eyelid exposure.

And I was high on fentanoyl the whole time. Fucking sick. But then after I looked at my face and it was bloated as fuck due to being face down for 3 hours. So there was no sexual attraction FUCK.
 
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i googled catheter, im scare of hospital now
 
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she smiling cus u got a tube in ur pee hole homie
 
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She touched my dick to remove my catheter. She was wearing gloves but I still count it as ascending. .
you are not truely ascended until a femoid puts her tongue in your mouth
 
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T t-then she removed my kidneys to sell on the black market. Totally worth it
 
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Should’ve told her to deepthroat your cock after she removed it
 
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i googled catheter, im scare of hospital now
i had a nurse shove something similar up my poopchute. to this day i think its still up there somewhere srs
 
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i had a nurse shove something similar up my poopchute. to this day i think its still up there somewhere srs
did doctor get our consent before shoving anything to our body?
i cant imagine if getting in a accident and wake up with something going through my pee pee hole, thats a fucking horror story to me
 
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She touched my dick to remove my catheter. She was wearing gloves but I still count it as ascending. She even smiled after.

Her face was damn near perfect. I was actually in awe at her bones. Her jawline was amazing and she had amazing massaters and cheekbones. Feminine eyes but 0 upper eyelid exposure.

And I was high on fentanoyl the whole time. Fucking sick. But then after I looked at my face and it was bloated as fuck due to being face down for 3 hours. So there was no sexual attraction FUCK.
What surgery did you need that shit for? I'm getting circumcised soon :feelsbadman:
 
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What surgery did you need that shit for? I'm getting circumcised soon :feelsbadman:
They just removed the hardware in my spine from another surgery I had like 2 years ago. Shit was painful, chronic pain every day. This website inspired me to have it removed because I’ve never even held hands with a girl.
 
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She touched my dick to remove my catheter. She was wearing gloves but I still count it as ascending. She even smiled after.
Yeah she was totally mirin as she removed your dick tube bro
 
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Im sure the nurse totally wanted you bro, no girl wouldnt be down to fuck after removing a mans pissbag
 
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"it's against my personal philosophy to stick anything up my nob" - jeremy usborne
 
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A nurse touching ur cock with gloves on isnt ascending fag
 
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why would you let them fuck up your peepee like that?

first the jews invented circumscision

now theyre making the pp hole bigger

fuck (((them)))
 
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why would you let them fuck up your peepee like that?

first the jews invented circumscision

now theyre making the pp hole bigger

fuck (((them)))
Because I was too veggie to walk to the bathroom. I’m good now though.
 
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I was circumcized when i was 17, had a similar experience tbh.
I had to call the nurse to pee and she held it while i was peeing.
Guess I ascended at 17 then.
 
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I was circumcized when i was 17, had a similar experience tbh.
I had to call the nurse to pee and she held it while i was peeing.
Guess I ascended at 17 then.
Why did you get circumcised, might I ask?
 
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Dick problems xD
I had severe phimosis and I like the aesthetic of being circumcized.
Ah. I got lucky with the aesthetic part, I’m uncircumcised but it doesn’t look like a bloody banana either. The Jews lost this time.
 

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