I hate hair and I think everyone should shave, these are my reasons:

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The only hair I accept is facial hair and on the top of your head. All the rest is worthless.

Humans only had hair to begin with to keep us warm back in the cavemen primate times. Now clothes and housing exist so they have become obsolete, they’re now mere relics from our primitive times.

Shaving is more hygienic. Hair accumulates sweat and allows other secretions to get stuck on it. After I shaved my armpits it takes a lot longer for me to get sweaty and once I finish the physical activity the sweat gets quickly evaporated since it doesn’t have anywhere to stay. If you shave your ass then you only have to wipe once, if you have a hairy asshole then you have wipe a thousand times and rinse. (imagine a hairy asshole, just ew)

I know the idea to shave it all seems a bit extreme since the vast majority of men don't shave. But wanting to keep hair just because everyone else does it is irrational. It’s just a nonsense tradition that will eventually end. There’s no logical reason to keep hair besides: “most men do it”. A hundred years ago most women also didn’t shave, but once they started to do it now they’re societally pressured to do so. Before it wasn’t a problem for women to be hairy because no one knew any better but after people got to see how better it looks and feels shaven now only shaven is acceptable. The same thing is bound to happen with men eventually.

Shaven body parts are more pleasant to the touch and aesthetically prettier and cleaner.

The only reason why evolution hasn't already gotten rid of body hair is because, although completely useless, it doesn't fuck with your chances of survival. If humans had started off with clothes and housing for the winter from the beginning our species wouldn't ever even have had useless body hair.

I have already started to get all of my body hair LASER REMOVED and I just don't give a fuck about "you're gonna look more feminine, bro". The mere notion that shaving is associated with femininity is inherently wrong. Most athletes shave their bodies, especially swimmers, the useless unnecessary hair on the legs adds friction and decreases their speeds in the water. Even porn stars do it, not all of them of course, but it's extremely common to see fully shaven porn actors, simply because it looks cleaner and more attractive for the public. If you're ripped, you're gonna be seen as manly whether you have gross useless hair or not, if your manliness depends on a bunch of little disgusting strands of thread coming out of your skin then that's just sad. SHAVE IT ALL, spread the shavingpill!!
 
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Cope
Also didn’t read a single word
 
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Shaving it all is extreme

Athletes do it to get an edge and have the body that allows it.

Body hair is dimorphic, having some at a certain amount in specific places is a helper to quite a few.

The notion that it is feminine is because it is dimorphic.

Yes there are areas you should trim and shave... you don’t need to be pure clean unless you’re body is gymcelled type
 
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This you OP?
 
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Din even red title
 
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hairs me
 
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This you OP?
JFL, my eyebrows and lashes mog 90% of people at least. And my hair is fine as well. I'm talking about bodyhair below your head. (btw in case ur wondering, I dont have a beard but Im okay with beards)
 
I think everyone should die
 
Humans only had hair to begin with to keep us warm back in the cavemen primate times. Now clothes and housing exist so they have become obsolete, they’re now mere relics from our primitive times.
what the fuck is up with those low IQ reasonings that our ancestors did something or did not do something? stop this low iq cope shit you stupid nigger
 
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OP, Bro, shave your legs then. Do it, I dare you.
And your armpits.
 
It's definitely a case-by-case thing.

Ever seen a dude with smooth legs? They're usually gingers, gays, or even worse, both. That shit is never acceptable, women would always prefer bear legs over seal legs.

Patchy pubey hippy facial hair? Shave and make everyone's life better.

Unibrow? People only remember Frida Kahlo because she was ugly.

A colony of 6" long tentacles hanging from your nipples? You know the right thing to do.

People mistaking your asshair for a vestigial tail? Stop being a fucking ape

Armpit hair long enough for a Dutch braid? Lose it
 
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Body hair is sexy, JFL if you actually spend time shaving your legs and dick
 
It also depends on hair color too. My body hair is white on my limbs and dark on my chest. If I had dark hair on my arms I'd look like a fucking guido gorilla
 
cope thread of the year so far JFL

thanks op made my evening
 
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