I knew it was too good to be true

[Mr_Norwood]

So i'm on Plentyoffish and i get chatting with some nice foreign lady who lives near me... She's a care assistant for the elderly...
She has quite a pretty face and guess what.. SHe's into me.. the conversation is going great

I knew something was up.. This shit was too good to be true, She only had 3 images of her face... which was nice enough.

I ask her for her facebook, she adds me.. and sure enough!

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

The laws of physics NEVER lie. high-value women do not hold down conversations and seem to be interested with guys that look like me. It just does not happen.
No exceptions. None.

 

[RedKeyboard]

Just date her and start sneaking some Clen into her meals bro

 

[Mr_Norwood]

She sent me a message first on messenger..

I'm too much of a nice guy to block and ignore

 

[gymcel]

 

[paulie_walnuts]

lol at having any standards when you are bald

 

[didntreadlol]

u arent chad stop having standards

 

[jefferson]

lol at having any standards when you are bald

brutal

 

[Mr_Norwood]

I've had genuine hot women in my lifetime.. it's hard to go down

 

[jefferson]

Just date her and start sneaking some Clen into her meals bro

DNP*

go hard or go home tbh ngl

 

[RedKeyboard]

DNP*

go hard or go home tbh ngl

Legit, but if you sneak in DNP, give it to her in the morning or something and get away from her ASAP!

She is going to STINK with all that sweat from the DNP

 

[Time Travel]

It's over

 

[paulie_walnuts]

I've had genuine hot women in my lifetime.. it's hard to go down

if she loses weight she will leave you faster than your hairfolicles

 

[haircutcel]

She sent me a message first on messenger..

I'm too much of a nice guy to block and ignore

this reminds me of some filipino kid that probably got starved and abused by his parents who always wanted to play bo2 zombies with me on steam. and he would send those fucking happy steam emojis to me. part of me died when i removed him as a friend.

 

[Mr_Norwood]

That's my lady..

Nah.. no chance boyos. She can be one of my beta orbiters on my facebook

 

[RedKeyboard]

That's my lady..

Nah.. no chance boyos. She can be one of my beta orbiters on my facebook

Tittyfuck her first and then dump tbh tbh srs ngl (post it on here when your done)

 

[Deleted member 1560]

That's my lady..

Nah.. no chance boyos. She can be one of my beta orbiters on my facebook

Landwhales spotted

 

[medialcanthuscel]

In 2020 she will be able to fuck Sean o pry, it's now or never bro

 

[Mr_Norwood]

I think i put her off with my one word answers..

I'm safe now

 

[didntreadlol]

I think i put her off with my one word answers..

I'm safe now

you put her off with your hairline

 

[Mr_Norwood]

Well, she's only been a member of POF for about an hour...
I guess she's just discovered her inbox is filling up with compliments from desperados

She will have deleted me on Facebook in a few hours time

 

[BigBoy]

this reminds me of some filipino kid that probably got starved and abused by his parents who always wanted to play bo2 zombies with me on steam. and he would send those fucking happy steam emojis to me. part of me died when i removed him as a friend.
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whyd u unfriend him

 

[haircutcel]

whyd u unfriend him

i din't really feel like playing bo2 zombies and he wanted to play at odd times because he was in the phillippines

 

[BigBoy]

i din't really feel like playing bo2 zombies and he wanted to play at odd times because he was in the phillippines

thats fucked up tbh, if u knew he was going through tough times it wouuldve been better if you let him down easier. a simple no would have done.

 

[haircutcel]

thats fucked up tbh, if u knew he was going through tough times it wouuldve been better if you let him down easier. a simple no would have done.

i feel bad about it tbh but don't actually think he was getting abused. was just sad because he was a small child who just wanted to play bo2 zombies and sent the heartwarming steam happy emoji frequently.

 

[Mr_Norwood]

i feel bad about it tbh but don't actually think he was getting abused. was just sad because he was a small child who just wanted to play bo2 zombies and sent the heartwarming steam happy emoji frequently.
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You are a cruel guy..

I would have personally made friend with him and maybe even sent some money... £20 would be a weeks wage over in PH

 

[haircutcel]

You are a cruel guy..

I would have personally made friend with him and maybe even sent some money... £20 would be a weeks wage over in PH

darktriadmaxxing tbh
honestly going to add him back and send him money now
hold up i actually never unfriended him, i guess he just hasn't played bo2 in forever? last online 2 days ago

 

[Mr_Norwood]

I might befriend this girl as access to the migration polish/Romanian girls that live here..

She appears to live in a shared house with hotties

 

[BrettyBoy]

You’re bald though so best to keep your standards low if you can but then again, a fatty isn’t everyone’s cup of tea.