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SHARK

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Some girl from bumble is open to meeting tomorrow afternoon. Blonde and NOT FAT.

ER would be proud

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Will keep you updated. If this shit doesn’t work out I swear I’m gonna flip shit like never before.
 
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good shit my guy. just make sure she aint a catfish
 
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Proud of u bro. Looks like u will be out of the forum sooner than expected.
 
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We’re all gonna make it bro.
 
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get her on snap and ask her to send a live pic
Tfw you’re such a loser you don’t know how to use snapchat :feelswah:. Thanks I’ll do that
 
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I'll pray that you ascend bro
 
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she want free food
 
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u sure the chick is not angle fraudinng . I Would super analyze her photos but that again won't show much.I got catffished very well in the passed before.
 
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u sure the chick is not angle fraudinng . I Would super analyze her photos but that again won't show much.I got catffished very well in the passed before.
Yea her photos are very straight up and candid, no filters. Might be a catfish cuz all my other matches are landwhales.
 
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Make sure it’s really her before you meet up bro.

Unless you want a sausage surprise..
 
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I hope you ascend bro.
 
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ER would hate you actually but good luck.
 
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@Deformed Chico my profile picture mogs yours


btw can you send pics of the girl you are talking about op
 
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@Deformed Chico my profile picture mogs yours


btw can you send pics of the girl you are talking about op
Once I confirm she’s real yea
 
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I have a feeling she gon flake
@Swagwaffle
 
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Good luck bro.
 
lol have fun, dont be a high exptectationscel though
 
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RIP kidney
 
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How did the date go? she probably flaked huh.
 
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How did the date go? she probably flaked huh.

Haha no she showed up. I could tell within 10 seconds she was disappointed :lul:. It went ok but I definitely don’t think she likes me
 
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Haha no she showed up. I could tell within 10 seconds she was disappointed :lul:. It went ok but I definitely don’t think she likes me

Damn, Ayy atleast she showed up.
 
ok or bad? every time I thought it went 'okay' or 'alright' I never saw them again
I mean it was my first legit date ever so I don’t really have much to base it off of lol. She didn’t ask shit about myself
 
I mean it was my first legit date ever so I don’t really have much to base it off of lol. She didn’t ask shit about myself

alright man, just keep going on more dates. in 2k19 its over if u havent at least made out on the 1st date
 
Haha no she showed up. I could tell within 10 seconds she was disappointed :lul:. It went ok but I definitely don’t think she likes me
Do you height fraud? I remember 54manlet with his Chad face used to get dates on Tinder all the time. Of course once they saw his height it was OVER of course.

He ended up just deleting Tinder.
 
alright man, just keep going on more dates. in 2k19 its over if u havent at least made out on the 1st date
It’s over for me anyway. I’m literally a post college virgin. There’s no hope, nothing that can make up for those years.
Do you height fraud? I remember 54manlet with his Chad face used to get dates on Tinder all the time. Of course once they saw his height it was OVER of course.

He ended up just deleting Tinder.
Yea I said I was 6’1 when I’m really 5’11. Fuck it
 
If u don’t have the $5k secrets pick up lines program course then it’s ogre
 

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