I will only marry if this criteria is met

[fobos]

Hello future wife.

1. You have to be a virgin. In fact, you shouldn't have a single boyfriend before me.
2. You have to succ this dicc on command. Accept that I will never go down on you or try to satisfy you.
3. You have to be at least 5 years younger than me. Once you get old I will leave you.
4. I have to mog mog mog you.
5. Accept that I bring nothing to the table.

Please don't even talk to me if you don't meet this criteria.

 

[androidcel]

goodluck

 

[fobos]

goodluck

Thanks bro. This is the only non-cuck way to marry.

 

[xom]

not unreasonable of a criteria to have not too long ago

 

[Zeta ascended]

You have to be a virgin. In fact, you shouldn't have a single boyfriend before me.

 

[Insomniac]

Maybe, just maybe, this is why you’re incel sweaty. Try lowering your standards.

Spoiler

 

[Deleted member 470]

1. and 2. are actually legit

 

[Insomniac]

1. and 2. are actually legit

Still considered high standards in 2019 tbh

 

[fobos]

Still considered high standards in 2019 tbh

This is the only way to save men.

 

[Deleted member 39]

I agree with number 1

 

[fobos]

I agree with number 1

Give me a reason why you don't agree with other 4

 

[kobecel]

She can still divorce rape you

 

[Deleted member 39]

Give me a reason why you don't agree with other 4

2: I wanna eat pussy
3: It doesn't have to be 5 years and I wouldn't leave her if she was loyal (impossible)
4: If I mog her she probably looks like some aboriginal subhuman woman, so nah I'd rather stay alone
5: I would want to bring more to the table than the girl otherwise it would feel cucked

 

[fobos]

She can still divorce rape you

She can suck on deez nuts on command

2: I wanna eat pussy

how many hubby points do you get for that

 

[Deleted member 470]

Still considered high standards in 2019 tbh

only because of both simps and chads with 0 standards

She can suck on deez nuts on command

daily reminder that you're getting cucked if ever in a relationship where your gf doesn't blow you on command

 

[fobos]

only because of both simps and chads with 0 standards

daily reminder that you're getting cucked if ever in a relationship where your gf doesn't blow you on command

If you were a Chad she'd be sucking your dick even when you don't want to