[ideas] butt lifts to be taller when you are seated

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shoe lifts are great to look taller when you are walking, however they lose their efficiency when you are seated at the bar or in class.
my idea is putting objects like soles divided in half in your rear pockets so you get 1 extra centimeter every time you sit down
 
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XDDDD
Whats happening with ppl. Srsly (´・_・`)

PS. Sitting height depends from body mass, torso/leg ratio and from posture. I'm skinny 6'1 and I have 5'7/8 friend who while sitting is same height as me.
 
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You're not gonna get laid by sitting on a booster seat everywhere you go.
 
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put a dildo in your arse
 
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Just have a cock in ur ass bro!
I swear thats what I did to get ladies!
ikr, sitting on someones cock will give you a 5 inch boost, chad imo
 
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Dumbest idea i heard in a long time
 
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Dumbest idea i heard in a long time
butt lifts do increase height, while other practices like vitamic C megadosing, vitamin D megadosing, protein megadosing, leg training, mk677 and prettyboymaxing are completely useless
 
butt lifts do increase height, while other practices like vitamic C megadosing, vitamin D megadosing, protein megadosing, leg training, mk677 and prettyboymaxing are completely useless
Yes all of this is bs. Only thing that works are growth hormones before you stop growing. Imo No one gives a shit when you're sitting but normal shoelifts are a good cope imo
 
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jfl good autism
 
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:dafuckfeels:
 
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Why? My friend has short torso and looks a shorter than me than sitting. Doesn't make the heightmog any better at all.
 
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Just train butt
 
Are there any studies on sitting height mattering for attraction??
 
Pass the weed boyo... pass the weeeeeeeed
 
shoe lifts are great to look taller when you are walking, however they lose their efficiency when you are seated at the bar or in class.
my idea is putting objects like soles divided in half in your rear pockets so you get 1 extra centimeter every time you sit down
good idea tbh stratosphere iq
 
Lmfao, those are some heavy drugs.
 
No buttlifts for face
 
shoe lifts are great to look taller when you are walking, however they lose their efficiency when you are seated at the bar or in class.
my idea is putting objects like soles divided in half in your rear pockets so you get 1 extra centimeter every time you sit down
Chads hate him, figure out this one hack to heightfraud.
 
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