If you are truecel, invest in sex toys and forget all this.

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Buy a fleshlight, VR glasses, and some sex robot. That's it. It's over for you anyway. You want to replace real girls with sex toys.

Be happy that the modern economic system produces things that make you have a somewhat okay-ish "sex life". You are privileged.

Next time you see a hot girl just know that at home you have (an artificial) pussy ready for you, you don't need that hot girl, you wouldn't get her anyway.

Because you own sex toys you don't have to simp for below-average girls and hence you will make life easier for normies.

Focus on your other hobbies. Gaming and whatnot. Be happy. No more humiliating rejections.

Tagging relevant people.

@mgtowmadness @TRUE_CEL @personalityinkwell @kjsbdfiusdf @SubhumanCurrycel @Baldingman1998 @Beetleking88 @eduardkoopman @disillusioned @Colvin76
 
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Cope
 
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@FastBananaCEO
 
dont forget foodmaxxing eat the best foods to cope and die early as a bonus
 
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hedonism and rape
 
Are you weirdos really looksmaxing to get pussy only? Jfl
 
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I'm more impressed of you suggesting me going to Portugal
 
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He called the tagged users truecels :lul:
 
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It’s about the validation from women not the sex.
I swear you are a foid tbh
 
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Pussy is overrated anyway. IOIs and cuddling are better than sex although sex is nice too.
 
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Wallenberg said:
Pussy is overrated anyway. IOIs and cuddling are better than sex although sex is nice too.
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Why are u trying to be brutal for what happened? Why are u making it seem brutal by saying “it’s over for you”

I laughed at the tagged users ngl

but I agree with fleshlights, VR, and sexdolls.
If u have artificial pussy at home there is no incentive to work anymore

u can just NEET and fuck ur sex doll 5 Times a day and be content with life
 
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Pubertymaxxingcel said:
Why are u trying to be brutal for what happened? Why are u making it seem brutal by saying “it’s over for you"
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? It's a funny phrase. Learned it from HeedandSucceed.
 
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Wallenberg said:
Be happy that the modern economic system produces things that make you have a somewhat okay-ish "sex life". You are privileged.
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This is the reason for failure in the first place. Like.. we should be thanking modern age for the state most men are.

Great thinking you got there...
 
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Wallenberg said:
? It's a funny phrase. Learned it from HeedandSucceed.
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I know it’s funny but brutal at the same time, also the tagged users made me laugh so hard
 
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sex toys are cope, your hand is free and better
 
just act in gay 4 pay romance scenes to etertain the audience of woke reality shows.
they hire you no matter you are chad or botched incel who wanted to ascend

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Wallenberg said:
@mgtowmadness @TRUE_CEL @personalityinkwell @kjsbdfiusdf @SubhumanCurrycel @Baldingman1998 @Beetleking88 @eduardkoopman @disillusioned @Colvin76
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White (or white passing) guys on the list should visit SEA
 
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Being Chad is better.
 
Entschuldigung said:
Are you weirdos really looksmaxing to get pussy only? Jfl
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i am looksmaxing to feel good in my body and personal image.Yes i am doing for girls too but becoming Chad or whatever is not important at all for me,just better version of myself.This forum is full of losers wanting to become their psl gods, its so pathetic.
 
ill just stick to my hand ✋
 
> i didnt get tagged as a truecel
> docility

shit thread
 
why would you ever fuck rubber pussies when you can hire escorts. you can fuck 18 yos into your 90s thanks to escorts
 
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Buy this srs:

Store - purchase The Handy, sleeves and accessories

Browse our product catalogue, ranging from The Handy to a large selection of sleeves and accessories. Want to go hands free?
www.thehandy.com www.thehandy.com

I got mine recently and legit feels somewhat like vaginal intercourse because of the texture and the tightness. It's also a fairly high end toy (albeit somewhat expensive) so its not junk. Supposedly you can also swap out the stroker that comes with it for one of your own, so long as it fits.
 
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That won’t make me happy. If anything, it’ll only make me angrier. Every time I look at my fleshlight I’ll be reminded that I only have it because I can’t get women. Getting laid is more about ego than physical pleasure to me—that’s why I don’t want to escortmax.
 
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thecel said:
That won’t make me happy. If anything, it’ll only make me angrier. Every time I look at my fleshlight I’ll be reminded that I only have it because I can’t get women. Getting laid is more about ego than physical pleasure to me—that’s why I don’t want to escortmax.
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Try VR and sex robots.
 
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disillusioned said:
Buy this srs:

Store - purchase The Handy, sleeves and accessories

Browse our product catalogue, ranging from The Handy to a large selection of sleeves and accessories. Want to go hands free?
www.thehandy.com www.thehandy.com

I got mine recently and legit feels somewhat like vaginal intercourse because of the texture and the tightness. It's also a fairly high end toy (albeit somewhat expensive) so its not junk. Supposedly you can also swap out the stroker that comes with it for one of your own, so long as it fits.
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Interesting. Is it better than real pussy?
 
thecel said:
Same effect as sex toys. They aren’t real women, and using them will just make me feel shitty.
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I think you put women on a pedestal now.
 
I love to fuck my vacuum cleaner, but I would still like to have a girlfriend that uses it
 
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lutte said:
I love to fuck my vacuum cleaner, but I would still like to have a girlfriend that uses it
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I think one should buy one vacuum cleaner just for that because if he uses the same vacuum cleaner that he uses to clean his house some nasty bacteria might get into his penis.
 
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Wallenberg said:
Interesting. Is it better than real pussy?
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No, but the feel is pretty close. This has less to do with the feel of the actual material, and more to do with the manner in which the toy actually fucks your penis. One of the major downsides with using a stroker toy with your hand (other than the fact that it gets tiring for your hand), is that the movements and feel isn't really anything like fucking a vagina, because your dick isn't properly enveloped by the material. Plus the fact that there is no real weight on top of you and no heat destroys the illution that you are actually fucking.

What makes the handy so great, is that it actually simulates having some hoe ride on top of you with some degree of realism.The strap means the stroker firmly envelopes your dick, which isn't really the case when using just your hand. The sliding motion is nearly perfect and will move up and down your whole penis (you can manually adjust stroke length though), and once the speed has been set to a decent level this will also cause the toy to slightly bob up and down which means there is actually a sense of weight on top of you (this is HUGE because the lack of weight/sense of presence when using your hand is one of the biggest illusion killers), plus the machine gets hot after a while which means body heat is also simulated.

Simply put, the handy is the closest you will ever come to feeling like there is actually a bitch riding you. Oh, and it can also fuck 10x faster than any real women ever could, though personally I like the medium settings with the highest slide the most.Typically I start with very small slide and high speed, and then increase the slide range over time while lowering speed. This feels super good. Easily 10x better than using your hand. It's not even a contest tbh.

Unlike fleshlights, the stroker is also very easy to clean and maintain which is a HUGE bonus (high maintaince was the main reason I threw away my fleshlight. I just couldn't be bothered).

Tbh I can't help but laugh at all the idiots who still think using toys is a gimmick and doesn't represent an upgrade over just using your hand. It's just comically untrue.
 
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I think you put women on a pedestal now.
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I’m after the variation and ego boost of being able to have sex with women. Me banging women is confirmation that I am a normal person, a man who is worthy of the same pleasure that other men experience. Me masturbating to VR porn with a Fleshlight just tells me that I’m inferior to other men and that I’m not a normal person capable of experiencing the very thing human life comes from.
 
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thecel said:
I’m after the variation and ego boost of being able to have sex with women. Me banging women is confirmation that I am a normal person, a man who is worthy of the same pleasure that other men experience. Me masturbating to VR porn with a Fleshlight just tells me that I am not on the same level as other men and that I’m not a normal person capable of experiencing the very thing human life comes from,
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You still have hope.
 
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