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I stayed away from tinder for the longest time because I always heard from black bill proponents about the 80/20 rule which slowly turned into like 90/10. That it’s not even worth it if you’re sub-8 real life standards and below 5’10 and even whales will reject you. I’m probably PSL 3.75 facially. 5’9 and my pics clearly show that I’m not tall since I’m around friends in some of them.

Yet I’ve managed to do decently on tinder. Up to 4 lays off of it now just in the past 1.5 months and you have to understand that I honestly don’t even put much effort into it at all with everything I’m working on right now (career, school, investments, boxing, potentially moving, etc). Even if you’re getting like 5% of the girls you swipe right on to like you back, that’s 5-10 girls a day depending on how many times you decide to swipe that day. In this case, the normies were actually not completely stupid. It is a numbers game and so as long as you don’t only accept PSL 7 stacies you’ll smash here and there.

This isn’t a thread opposing the idea that looks are really important. Obviously Chad gets way more matches and puts in way less effort. All I’m saying is that you can still fuck girls while you’re looksmaxxing. Don’t waste your youth.

PS. Blacked out the first girl because I actually know her in real life. Also, I realize a few of the girls aren’t attractive. Sometimes when I’m horny swiping my standards get dangerously low but then I come to my senses later. The girls I’ve actually put in the time to meet in real life off the app have been good though.
 

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NO FACE NO CARE. PM IF HIGH INHIB I WONT LEAK
 
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Show your face
 
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Most I’ll do. My frame and height suck but I gymcelled enough to look decent. Eye area is garbage tier by the way. Chin is recessed. Nose is bulbous. Maybe the worst zygo/cheekbone support on this site. I’m low body fat but my buccal fat area is bad. Narrow mouth. Only things I have going for me are hair, coloring, and leanness.
 

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another 6 rating as 3 here we go
 
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Most I’ll do. My frame and height suck but I gymcelled enough to look decent. Eye area is garbage tier by the way. Chin is recessed. Nose is bulbous. Maybe the worst zygo/cheekbone support on this site. I’m low body fat but my buccal fat area is bad. Narrow mouth. Only things I have going for me are hair, coloring, and leanness.
You're not psl 3.75 you're 5 on these pics unless you got bug eyes
 
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Most I’ll do. My frame and height suck but I gymcelled enough to look decent. Eye area is garbage tier by the way. Chin is recessed. Nose is bulbous. Maybe the worst zygo/cheekbone support on this site. I’m low body fat but my buccal fat area is bad. Narrow mouth. Only things I have going for me are hair, coloring, and leanness.
subhuman side profile tbh
 
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I'm a fatcel in curryland can't get laid ☹Over for me.
 
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You're not psl 3.75 you're 5 on these pics unless you got bug eyes
Not bug eyes but my eye area does suck. Brown eyes, rounded, lower end of IPD, etc. Very childish looking.
subhuman side profile tbh
Yeah...saving up for surgeries currently lol.
 
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Not bug eyes but my eye area does suck. Brown eyes, rounded, lower end of IPD, etc. Very childish looking.

Yeah...saving up for surgeries currently lol.
still you can have a décent front. if you want us to confirm just send a pm without the eye blur
 
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Cope. I use a boost every day and have tinder gold , always swipe right and I've been using it since the app came out and I get nothing. Jfl at being subhuman.
 
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i couldn't even close with the most attractive girls i've matched with because i'm not NT so instead i jerk off every so often with their pictures in my mind
 
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i couldn't even close with the most attractive girls i've matched with because i'm not NT so instead i jerk off every so often with their pictures in my mind
you mog my autism
 
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Cope. I use a boost every day and have tinder gold , always swipe right and I've been using it since the app came out and I get nothing. Jfl at being subhuman.
5130.jpg
 
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Yes lol if you are above average you can have some success on tinder
 
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I stayed away from tinder for the longest time because I always heard from black bill proponents about the 80/20 rule which slowly turned into like 90/10. That it’s not even worth it if you’re sub-8 real life standards and below 5’10 and even whales will reject you. I’m probably PSL 3.75 facially. 5’9 and my pics clearly show that I’m not tall since I’m around friends in some of them.

Yet I’ve managed to do decently on tinder. Up to 4 lays off of it now just in the past 1.5 months and you have to understand that I honestly don’t even put much effort into it at all with everything I’m working on right now (career, school, investments, boxing, potentially moving, etc). Even if you’re getting like 5% of the girls you swipe right on to like you back, that’s 5-10 girls a day depending on how many times you decide to swipe that day. In this case, the normies were actually not completely stupid. It is a numbers game and so as long as you don’t only accept PSL 7 stacies you’ll smash here and there.

This isn’t a thread opposing the idea that looks are really important. Obviously Chad gets way more matches and puts in way less effort. All I’m saying is that you can still fuck girls while you’re looksmaxxing. Don’t waste your youth.

PS. Blacked out the first girl because I actually know her in real life. Also, I realize a few of the girls aren’t attractive. Sometimes when I’m horny swiping my standards get dangerously low but then I come to my senses later. The girls I’ve actually put in the time to meet in real life off the app have been good though.
NIGGA ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU HAVE ALMOST 200 MATCHES WTF KILL YOURSELF PLS TY
 
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you mog my autism

my last match said she was attracted to broken guys who go to therapy or rehab and that's why she swiped on me
 
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still you can have a décent front. if you want us to confirm just send a pm without the eye blur
I’m good on that man. I just don’t like the idea of my uncensored pics being out there like that. I’m very self aware so I know what my issues are. I need to see Taban to get lower eyelid retraction and some zygomatic arch/infaorbital implants. First I need a genioplasty though. Technically bimax would be optimal but I don’t have the time for that so it’s whatever. Unlike a lot of people here I don’t need to become male model tier, I’m cool with PSL 5.25 and then letting my status, wealth, and charisma do the rest.
 
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so explain 2 matches with foids below my standards for me while im like 3.5-4psl on frauded pics i had and height seted to 6'3?
 
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meh
 
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I’d say that’s well earned tbh. I bet you look pretty good to those girls. I’m sure you don’t show your side profile in your pics, and when they meet you you recession is not so obvious that they would be put off. I bet they have you painted in a certain way in their heads from your photos that when they meet you they will subconsciously let a few flaws go unnoticed
 
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I’m good on that man. I just don’t like the idea of my uncensored pics being out there like that. I’m very self aware so I know what my issues are. I need to see Taban to get lower eyelid retraction and some zygomatic arch/infaorbital implants. First I need a genioplasty though. Technically bimax would be optimal but I don’t have the time for that so it’s whatever. Unlike a lot of people here I don’t need to become male model tier, I’m cool with PSL 5.25 and then letting my status, wealth, and charisma do the rest.
don't do a bimax. genio is enough. and taban will do Wonder. nose tip job maybe ?
 
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a compact midfaced guy who get laid with tinder, wow, really surprising
 
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Most I’ll do. My frame and height suck but I gymcelled enough to look decent. Eye area is garbage tier by the way. Chin is recessed. Nose is bulbous. Maybe the worst zygo/cheekbone support on this site. I’m low body fat but my buccal fat area is bad. Narrow mouth. Only things I have going for me are hair, coloring, and leanness.
do you use shirtless pic on tinder? if not can you show pics?
 
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a compact midfaced guy who get laid with tinder, wow, really surprising
lol if compact midface and decent eyes were everything i would have a good life yet i'm here
 
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Those of you saying you get no matches even with fat girls...

I GUARANTEE you look autistic or basement dweller in your profile pictures. Unless you’re Chad you have to look NT and social in your pics. You have to have good lighting and not weird angles. And pics with friends. I will help anybody here. Feel free to PM me.
 
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How many pictures did you put in your profile ,and which type of pictures...
Selfies ,pics with people ?
 
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don't do a bimax. genio is enough. and taban will do Wonder. nose tip job maybe ?
Thanks brother. Definitely would consider a nose tip job too since I have a bulbous somewhat droopy tip. If I do well in this stock market over the next year or so the sky is the limit lol.
 
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Most I’ll do. My frame and height suck but I gymcelled enough to look decent. Eye area is garbage tier by the way. Chin is recessed. Nose is bulbous. Maybe the worst zygo/cheekbone support on this site. I’m low body fat but my buccal fat area is bad. Narrow mouth. Only things I have going for me are hair, coloring, and leanness.
@streege brutal racepill. I'm not even surprised at this point

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I stayed away from tinder for the longest time because I always heard from black bill proponents about the 80/20 rule which slowly turned into like 90/10. That it’s not even worth it if you’re sub-8 real life standards and below 5’10 and even whales will reject you. I’m probably PSL 3.75 facially. 5’9 and my pics clearly show that I’m not tall since I’m around friends in some of them.

Yet I’ve managed to do decently on tinder. Up to 4 lays off of it now just in the past 1.5 months and you have to understand that I honestly don’t even put much effort into it at all with everything I’m working on right now (career, school, investments, boxing, potentially moving, etc). Even if you’re getting like 5% of the girls you swipe right on to like you back, that’s 5-10 girls a day depending on how many times you decide to swipe that day. In this case, the normies were actually not completely stupid. It is a numbers game and so as long as you don’t only accept PSL 7 stacies you’ll smash here and there.

This isn’t a thread opposing the idea that looks are really important. Obviously Chad gets way more matches and puts in way less effort. All I’m saying is that you can still fuck girls while you’re looksmaxxing. Don’t waste your youth.

PS. Blacked out the first girl because I actually know her in real life. Also, I realize a few of the girls aren’t attractive. Sometimes when I’m horny swiping my standards get dangerously low but then I come to my senses later. The girls I’ve actually put in the time to meet in real life off the app have been good though.
these girls actually look good. did u use a chadfish??
 
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he looks balkan tbh but yeah

This nigga is saying your a volcel if you don't use tinder but doesnt realize shitskins exist :lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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these girls actually look good. did u use a chadfish??
No lmao. I just used me. Shirtless pic similar to the one of me in a towel (but with shorts instead). One of me out at a club with friends. One of me with my pup. Close up face pic in the car. And a couple others. Keep in mind these matches came over the course of over a month.

he looks balkan tbh but yeah
Italian brah.
 
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I stayed away from tinder for the longest time because I always heard from black bill proponents about the 80/20 rule which slowly turned into like 90/10. That it’s not even worth it if you’re sub-8 real life standards and below 5’10 and even whales will reject you. I’m probably PSL 3.75 facially. 5’9 and my pics clearly show that I’m not tall since I’m around friends in some of them.

Yet I’ve managed to do decently on tinder. Up to 4 lays off of it now just in the past 1.5 months and you have to understand that I honestly don’t even put much effort into it at all with everything I’m working on right now (career, school, investments, boxing, potentially moving, etc). Even if you’re getting like 5% of the girls you swipe right on to like you back, that’s 5-10 girls a day depending on how many times you decide to swipe that day. In this case, the normies were actually not completely stupid. It is a numbers game and so as long as you don’t only accept PSL 7 stacies you’ll smash here and there.

This isn’t a thread opposing the idea that looks are really important. Obviously Chad gets way more matches and puts in way less effort. All I’m saying is that you can still fuck girls while you’re looksmaxxing. Don’t waste your youth.

PS. Blacked out the first girl because I actually know her in real life. Also, I realize a few of the girls aren’t attractive. Sometimes when I’m horny swiping my standards get dangerously low but then I come to my senses later. The girls I’ve actually put in the time to meet in real life off the app have been good though.
Pitt avi halo might be the reason
 
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No lmao. I just used me. Shirtless pic similar to the one of me in a towel (but with shorts instead). One of me out at a club with friends. One of me with my pup. Close up face pic in the car. And a couple others. Keep in mind these matches came over the course of over a month.


Italian brah.
still insane bro. so from 99 matches just 5 lays?
 
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If you think you cant go on tinder with your face and your body (I dont mean height) its over for me
 
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Facts
 
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tinder is boring tbh

 
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Most I’ll do. My frame and height suck but I gymcelled enough to look decent. Eye area is garbage tier by the way. Chin is recessed. Nose is bulbous. Maybe the worst zygo/cheekbone support on this site. I’m low body fat but my buccal fat area is bad. Narrow mouth. Only things I have going for me are hair, coloring, and leanness.
psl 3.75 theory 😂
 
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still insane bro. so from 99 matches just 5 lays?
197 matches. 5 lays. I’m telling you though, I don’t put in any effort. I only message 1 in every 4-5 girls or so and I have a hard time keeping up with conversations because like I said I have a lot going on in my life right now. Work, school, investing, fitness, planning my life, family stuff, this virus shit, etc. Even in the pics you can see a lot of them were left on read because too much time had elapsed by the time I saw the message. And then others, I just didn’t feel like going through the effort to set up a date. I get left on read too though. It goes both ways.

In a year once I have everything together I’ll put more effort into trying to slay as much as possible but right now I have other priorities I have to take care of.
 
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