Jordan is a curry.

Currycellmate

Currycellmate

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Think about it. How could one be so blessed?
Height :6'3
Face :10/10
Dick :9 inches:oops:
Skin : God's leather.
Hair : God tier

He has so many perks. This could have been possible if he was the (((greatest))) man to ever live.
Gandhi. Jordan is Gandhi reincarnate.
Lifefuel for curries.
 
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Too low iq to understand this
 
Too low iq to understand this
You were a Based Nazi who hated Jews. So he has given you this life to suffer. Of course God sticks up to the (((chosen ones)))
 
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He was probably a 1/10 indian janitor in his previous life, he stayed humble and hopeful and the universe rewarded him with the Jordan's body
 
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How do you know he has a 9 incher? Personal experience?
 
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He was probably a 1/10 indian janitor in his previous life, he stayed humble and hopeful and the universe rewarded him with the Jordan's body
Lifefuel tbh
 
Jordan who?
 
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Lol I thought you were talking about Michael Jordan, I was so confused.
 
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BigBoy
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Give him shitty skin of a 35 year old and he’s invisible

Yall need to swallow the collagenpill, we live in a collagen-based hierarchy
 
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who the fuck is jordan?
wait nvm
 
Give him shitty skin of a 35 year old and he’s invisible

Yall need to swallow the collagenpill, we live in a collagen-based hierarchy
Most people on here are in their early 20s though.
 
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Hes 6'1 and we dont know how big his dick is
 
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Most people on here are in their early 20s though.
You can still have low collagen in 20s if you don’t exercise, have lots of stress, or smoke

Cortisol can actually decrease collagen by so much it’s crazy. Ashwaganda negates this
 
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Jattan Bharat
 
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