Gazzamogga
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So I was talking to these two cute 20 year old girls this morning when this guy with a mysterious foreign accent comes up to us and says hi. And holy shit this guy was easily the most confident motherfucker I’ve ever seen in my life. I could tell that the girls instantly gravitated towards this guy.
He had this exotic look which he referred to as ‘med’ and works at the local university. Tells us about how much he values cleanliness in life.
These girls were hanging on every word he was saying, constantly giving him IOI’s and shit tests which he passed with ease
He also suffers from male pattern baldness but he clearly wasn’t bothered by it since he just shaved that stuff off bro, which just oozes confidence and it was so obvious that the girls were so into it. If I wasn’t there they would probably have jumped him right there and then.
Another thing he had going for him is that he was like 5’2” so these girls didn’t feel threatened at all by him, further adding to his already sky high sex appeal
This really was one of the most traumatic experiences of my life bros, I immediately rushed home to sign up for the next RSD bootcamp so that I can be just like that gigamogger
tl;dr: it's fucking over
He had this exotic look which he referred to as ‘med’ and works at the local university. Tells us about how much he values cleanliness in life.
These girls were hanging on every word he was saying, constantly giving him IOI’s and shit tests which he passed with ease
He also suffers from male pattern baldness but he clearly wasn’t bothered by it since he just shaved that stuff off bro, which just oozes confidence and it was so obvious that the girls were so into it. If I wasn’t there they would probably have jumped him right there and then.
Another thing he had going for him is that he was like 5’2” so these girls didn’t feel threatened at all by him, further adding to his already sky high sex appeal
This really was one of the most traumatic experiences of my life bros, I immediately rushed home to sign up for the next RSD bootcamp so that I can be just like that gigamogger
tl;dr: it's fucking over
