UglyMan
NlGGA AUTISTIC GAY XD
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Ok so in college we got paired up in groups for the whole sem. My group has 3 guys(me incl) one girl. Lesson 1 we sit at a table and I just choose one seat. I was the first out of my team to arrive. Group members start arriving and the girl comes last and is sitting directly opposite me. How lucky!! Imagine if she sat next to me and I had to live with the fact that she sees my subhuman profile and bird beak and fish lips jfl. I would sui. I can’t handle that stress. My frontal is god tier compared to my profile though. Neutral tilt eyes with medium- low set straight positive eyebrows. Also wide cheekbones. Only wide though no forward projection so another falio to my side profile. It’s nothing special but my harmony pulls me through to standout from my worthless subhuman team members lmao. The others are so subhuman that she’s forced to look at me to avoid vomit. She’s so high inhib tho and I catch her glancing on and off sometimes trying not to get caught mirin. I don’t blame her tho bc I just spent 3 hours infront of the mirror. But my profile is aids tier so I must be facing her at all times or she’ll come to realise what I truely am - a disgusting subhuman
She is also insanely gling definitely higher than my looksmatch. No make up fraud. No make up at all in fact. Makes sense tbh why waste time doing that shit when your already gling. just top tier maxilla nose jaw eyes etc. Also she’s white, but you already knew that.
But what are the odds of such luck??
Mathematics : probability that all members choosing a specific seat such that I don’t expose my bird profile = 0.25*0.33*0.5*1=0.04 chance
and people say god isn’t real.
She is also insanely gling definitely higher than my looksmatch. No make up fraud. No make up at all in fact. Makes sense tbh why waste time doing that shit when your already gling. just top tier maxilla nose jaw eyes etc. Also she’s white, but you already knew that.
But what are the odds of such luck??
Mathematics : probability that all members choosing a specific seat such that I don’t expose my bird profile = 0.25*0.33*0.5*1=0.04 chance
and people say god isn’t real.
