Life story

[blackoutwhitein]

I’m interested in doing a life story of how I came to be, but it’s a lot of effort, so I don’t know. You guys will just spam lose weight, so it’ll most likely be a waste of my time.

 

[androidcel]

yes after putting mcmeal down

 

[Blitz]

Yes boyo

 

[Insomniac]

Name explains it all.

 

[blackoutwhitein]

Name explains it all.

I’m talking a biography.

 

[Extra Chromosome]

About what? Going to from daycare to school and from school to daycare?

 

[Hunter]

give us a backstory better than batman!

 

[blackoutwhitein]

I think you should be focused on school. I don’t know where you’re from.

 

[xz90]

Post it already

 

[blackoutwhitein]

You guys SEEM serious about me doing this. It’s probably gonna get lengthy.

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

BlackinWhiteout

 

[Hunter]

You guys SEEM serious about me doing this. It’s probably gonna get lengthy.

you can pin it to one of my kings speeches if you want

 

[Sizzurp]

About what, is it about that one day your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

 

[blackoutwhitein]

BlackinWhiteout

Go ER Jr.

 

[quinn24]

write an essay on oreos

 

[blackoutwhitein]

I don’t think I’m doing a life story. Yet. It’s time to stop dwelling on the past and focus on the future, boyos.

 

[Extra Chromosome]

 

[jefferson]

is it worth unblocking him to read this or nah?

 

[Extra Chromosome]

is it worth unblocking him to read this or nah?

I blocked him again.
His threads still appear in the main page right?
Fucking annoying.

also not worth the read because there is literally nothing

 

[jefferson]

I blocked him again.
His threads still appear in the main page right?
Fucking annoying.

also not worth the read because there is literally nothing

Ok thanks for the heads up. Yeah I still see the threads but just other people replies.

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

 

[Extra Chromosome]

Ok thanks for the heads up. Yeah I still see the threads but just other people replies.

Yup.
Stay safe brother.

 

[dodt]

yes after putting mcmeal down

Cuz u want to eat it yourself, JFL @ u

 

[mido the slayer]

Over for the future tbh

 

[AntiSocial-Fakecel]

 

[nattycel]

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So basically, he wuz kang?

 

[quinn24]

story of how I came to be

In 1898, several baking companies merged to form the National Biscuit Company (Nabisco), the maker of Oreo cookies. By 1902, Nabisco created Barnum's Animal cookies and made them famous by selling them in a little box designed like a cage with a string attached (to hang on Christmas trees).

In 1912, Nabisco had a new idea for a cookie—two chocolate disks with a creme filling in between. The first Oreo cookie looked very similar to the Oreo cookie of today, with only a slight difference in the design of the chocolate disks. The current design, however, has been around since 1952.

Nabisco made sure to file for a trademark on their new cookie on March 14, 1912, being granted registration number 0093009 on August 12, 1913.

Changes
The shape and design of the Oreo cookie didn't change much until Nabisco began selling various versions of the cookie. In 1975, Nabisco released their DOUBLE STUF Oreos. Nabisco continued to create variations:

1987 -- Fudge covered Oreos introduced
1991 -- Halloween Oreos introduced
1995 -- Christmas Oreos introduced

The delicious interior filling was created by Nabisco's "principal scientist," Sam Porcello, who is often referred to as "Mr. Oreo." Porcello is also responsible for creating chocolate-covered Oreos.

The Mysterious Name
When the cookie was first introduced in 1912, it appeared as an Oreo Biscuit, which changed in 1921 to Oreo Sandwich. There was another name change in 1937 to Oreo Creme Sandwich before the modern name was decided upon in 1974: Oreo Chocolate Sandwich Cookie. Despite the official name changes, most people have referred to the cookie simply as an "Oreo."

So where did the name "Oreo" come from? The people at Nabisco aren't quite sure. Some believe that the cookie's name was taken from the French word for gold, "or" (the main color on early Oreo packages).

Others claim the name stemmed from the shape of a hill-shaped test version; thus naming the cookie in Greek for a mountain, "oreo."

Still, others believe the name is a combination of taking the "re" from "cream" and placing it between the two o-shapes in "chocolate"—making "o-re-o."

And still, others believe that the cookie was named Oreo because it was short and easy to pronounce.

No matter how it got named, over 362 billion Oreo cookies have been sold since it was first introduced in 1912, making it the best selling cookie of the 20th century.

 

[blackoutwhitein]

In 1898, several baking companies merged to form the National Biscuit Company (Nabisco), the maker of Oreo cookies. By 1902, Nabisco created Barnum's Animal cookies and made them famous by selling them in a little box designed like a cage with a string attached (to hang on Christmas trees).

In 1912, Nabisco had a new idea for a cookie—two chocolate disks with a creme filling in between. The first Oreo cookie looked very similar to the Oreo cookie of today, with only a slight difference in the design of the chocolate disks. The current design, however, has been around since 1952.

Nabisco made sure to file for a trademark on their new cookie on March 14, 1912, being granted registration number 0093009 on August 12, 1913.

Changes
The shape and design of the Oreo cookie didn't change much until Nabisco began selling various versions of the cookie. In 1975, Nabisco released their DOUBLE STUF Oreos. Nabisco continued to create variations:



The delicious interior filling was created by Nabisco's "principal scientist," Sam Porcello, who is often referred to as "Mr. Oreo." Porcello is also responsible for creating chocolate-covered Oreos.

The Mysterious Name
When the cookie was first introduced in 1912, it appeared as an Oreo Biscuit, which changed in 1921 to Oreo Sandwich. There was another name change in 1937 to Oreo Creme Sandwich before the modern name was decided upon in 1974: Oreo Chocolate Sandwich Cookie. Despite the official name changes, most people have referred to the cookie simply as an "Oreo."

So where did the name "Oreo" come from? The people at Nabisco aren't quite sure. Some believe that the cookie's name was taken from the French word for gold, "or" (the main color on early Oreo packages).

Others claim the name stemmed from the shape of a hill-shaped test version; thus naming the cookie in Greek for a mountain, "oreo."

Still, others believe the name is a combination of taking the "re" from "cream" and placing it between the two o-shapes in "chocolate"—making "o-re-o."

And still, others believe that the cookie was named Oreo because it was short and easy to pronounce.

No matter how it got named, over 362 billion Oreo cookies have been sold since it was first introduced in 1912, making it the best selling cookie of the 20th century.

Lul

 

[Sean O'Aspie]