LMAO coping dicklet strategies

[OCDMaxxing]

Just found this on braincels. How many of these apply to you?

B-b-b-but, m-m-muh average!!

 

[dogtown]

@dicklet4incher @dicklet12incher

 

[DeformAspergerCel]

did not watch

 

[Deleted member 483]

did not

 

[william]

bigger is better for everything

 

[FatJattMofo]

bigger is better for everything

 

[dicklet12incher]

@dicklet4incher @dicklet12incher

Women would take a pretty boy with a 4incher over an ugly ogre with a 9incher

 

[buflek]

90% of the people who claim these things have average to below average size. tell me one 7-8x5-5.5 guy who ever had problems satisfying his girl

 

[fobos]

0

I am aware of my dick

 

[Vanillestorms]

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Cut bread with your nose theory

 

[fukmylyf]

I choked to death

 

[OCDMaxxing]

JELQ OR DEATH

 

[fauxfox]

Literally the only thing I have going for me is my dick, its my only lifefuel idk where I'd be without it

 

[OCDMaxxing]

Literally the only thing I have going for me is my dick, its my only lifefuel idk where I'd be without it

wut r ur stats?

 

[fauxfox]

wut r ur stats?

7 inches bonepressed
I'm a fatfuck so it might end up 7 inches when I'm skinny

 

[OCDMaxxing]

7 inches bonepressed
I'm a fatfuck so it might end up 7 inches when I'm skinny

Uhh, sorry, that is too small.

 

[OCDMaxxing]

If you aren't jelqmaxxing, just off yourself

 

[FatJattMofo]

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If you aren't jelqmaxxing, just off yourself

brb lemme just... INJECT ( HCG ), RUB DHT CREAM ON COCK, CLAMP AND USE A PENIS EXTENDER AND INJECT ( HGH ).

 

[You]

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If you aren't jelqmaxxing, just off yourself

is jelqing legit?

 

[Kill_Jew]

is jelqing legit?

It doesn't work for me

 

[You]

It doesn't work for me

 

[her]

Is jelqing safe at 16?

 

[OCDMaxxing]

Is jelqing safe at 16?

yes