MAGNUS CARLSEN'S PARENTS GTFIH

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GUESS WHO GAVE HIM HIS BANANA FACE AND SUBHUMAN IPD? :lul:

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PUT THAT MOTHER INTO PRISON
 
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dont think he cares, hes the best chess player in the world right now and top 3 best players of all time
 
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hes a mogger tbh, just needs to lose weight. reminds me of @ddristhebestgermany
 
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face shape looks like his dad
 
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bruh his dad is the one thats genetically challenged

he can be glad he got his looks from his mother
 
No chess skill for his face
he can slay a different stacy every night solely because hes world champion

you are retarded if you deny the statuspill imo
 
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Despite his long face and jaw he is a moger.
 
His parents are looksmatched
 
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His looks are enough to get him to modeling while you rot in psl jfl
 
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"His looks" yea G-Star took pity on his subhumanity and hired him for 1 shot KEKW.
Still. He isnt bad looking and his brain is 10 000 times superior than yours
 
Still. He isnt bad looking and his brain is 10 000 times superior than yours

He looks like an inbred autist and his brain is only superior in logical thinking, he might be awful at linguistics and scientific thinking.
 
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No move for that subhuman face.
 
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dont think he cares, hes the best chess player in the world right now and top 3 best players of all time
He cares hence the coping with chess. No Chad ever cared about chess
 
reminder chess girls like the botez sisters only go for chad like all women
 
They look like polar opposite regarding side profile
 
He looks autistic or something like that
 
Offtopic section please
 
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Yeah he's ugly, but would still slay Roshan or Sid Malhotra or Fawad Abbas in noodle land.

Plus if I had his brain I'd be a billionaire 5 years from now.

Btw he most likely is somewhat autistic, most chess players are.

And no those guys who say they would beat him, the step up in chess is exponential same as any sport, it's like a fat out of shape 28yr old who stopped playing Sunday league after university saying he could beat Messi in some attacking challenge, the gulf is huge.

I'm fairly smart and used to be OK at chess and I played a riceman who was good enough to play in tournaments around China and even play internationally, but certainly nowhere near elite level like those guys who tour and get paid, and he beat me in less than 10 moves
 
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He IQ mogs the whole forum to suicide
 
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Hes also charismatic, confident and very rich.
 
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look at some interviews of him dude doesnt care about anything but slaying pawns and kings
 
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His gf is cute

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his father looks pretty decent
 

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