Muslim teen drinking for the first time

[rtsssy]

I grew up in a moslem family and was restricted from literally anything pleasurable. For the past few months my faith has been declining. I mean I still identify as a moslem, but I don't pray, I don't read the quran or go to the mosque, I masturbate, watch porn etc. I've obviously never fukked tho

I've spent 18 years on this facking planet without touching alcohol. Tbh I thought I was going to live a non-alcoholic life despite being a non-religious muslim, but last night I got the sudden urge to drink. I don't care if I'm going to burn in hell for eternity, if that's even real loool. So i've decided to buy a shit-ton of alcohol on Monday and drink my pain away. I wouldn't bother dying from alcohol poisoning. Btw I have my own place now so my ugly parents wouldn't know

Could you guys recommend different alcoholic drinks? How much do I have to drink to become low inhib/drunk ????

 

[didntreadlol]

I grew up in a moslem family and was restricted from literally anything pleasurable. For the past few months my faith has been declining. I mean I still identify as a moslem, but I don't pray, I don't read the quran or go to the mosque, I masturbate, watch porn etc. I've obviously never fukked tho

I've spent 18 years on this facking planet without touching alcohol. Tbh I thought I was going to live a non-alcoholic life despite being a non-religious muslim, but last night I got the sudden urge to drink. I don't care if I'm going to burn in hell for eternity, if that's even real loool. So i've decided to buy a shit-ton of alcohol on Monday and drink my pain away. I wouldn't bother dying from alcohol poisoning. Btw I have my own place now so my ugly parents wouldn't know

Could you guys recommend different alcoholic drinks? How much do I have to drink to become low inhib/drunk ????

dont rot bro

 

[SeiGun]

alcohol is looksmin

 

[rtsssy]

alcohol is looksmin

it's over, who gives a fuck

 

[Ritalincel]

haram bro

 

[Redrighthand]

Allahu akbar you have discovered the way!

 

[Thushespokeofit]

Because your body isn't used to alcohol you have to take a lot at first dont listen to anyone else on here just start drinking as much as you can if you feel sick just keep drinking keep drinking keep drinking keep drinking

 

[rtsssy]

Because your body isn't used to alcohol you have to take a lot at first dont listen to anyone else on here just start drinking as much as you can if you feel sick just keep drinking keep drinking keep drinking keep drinking

you really want me dead huh

 

[xit]

Didnt read

 

[pisslord]

Salam my brother

 

[itsoverbuddyboyo]

you'd be beheaded for this in many lands...

 

[Deleted member 685]

Don't do it dude. I'm not Muslim myself and I still don't do it cause it's bad for you and tbh it doesn't even taste that good. Stay clean

 

[rtsssy]

Didnt read

holyyy fukk what am i supposed to do now

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Drinking is for normies you cuck

 

[rtsssy]

srsly can I get any recommendations tho? people my age drink smirnoff and beer a lot (i think)..... does it taste good?

 

[Framletgod]

I grew up in a moslem family and was restricted from literally anything pleasurable. For the past few months my faith has been declining. I mean I still identify as a moslem, but I don't pray, I don't read the quran or go to the mosque, I masturbate, watch porn etc. I've obviously never fukked tho

I've spent 18 years on this facking planet without touching alcohol. Tbh I thought I was going to live a non-alcoholic life despite being a non-religious muslim, but last night I got the sudden urge to drink. I don't care if I'm going to burn in hell for eternity, if that's even real loool. So i've decided to buy a shit-ton of alcohol on Monday and drink my pain away. I wouldn't bother dying from alcohol poisoning. Btw I have my own place now so my ugly parents wouldn't know

Could you guys recommend different alcoholic drinks? How much do I have to drink to become low inhib/drunk ????

i guess u life in germany since u write moslem instead of muslim

 

[FatJattMofo]

drink your own cum instead. because alcohol is gay

 

[rtsssy]

i guess u life in germany since u write moslem instead of muslim

lmaoo i dont, im just fucking around

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

Inshallah if god wills it, may he show you the way back into Islam. Do not follow the kafir brother.

 

[rtsssy]

Inshallah if god wills it, may he show you the way back into Islam. Do not follow the kafir brother.

holy shit you know a lot of islamic lingo for being a white dude

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

holy shit you know a lot of islamic lingo for being a white dude

I'm muslim

 

[rtsssy]

I'm muslim

JFLLLLL you're telling me not to follow the kafirs while being in a haram relationship....
Inshallah if god wills it, may I bathe in alcohol tonight.

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

JFLLLLL you're telling me not to follow the kafirs while being in a haram relationship....
Inshallah if god wills it, may I bathe in alcohol tonight.

Tbh tbh, I'm non practicing Muslim tho.

 

[hopemaxxer]

I'm muslim

bruh you're no where near what a muslim is jfl

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

bruh you're no where near what a muslim is jfl

Of course I'm doing haram things, but on paper I'm still Muslim, and I was raised in a muslim household.

 

[FatJattMofo]

Of course I'm doing haram things, but on paper I'm still Muslim, and I was raised in a muslim household.

convert

 

[Aids!]

Alcohol really sucks tbh.

 

[rtsssy]

Of course I'm doing haram things, but on paper I'm still Muslim, and I was raised in a muslim household.

same. i don't think i'll ever leave the religion regardless

 

[BigBoy]

if you do, no more halal bitches bro. your choice.

 

[hopemaxxer]

Of course I'm doing haram things, but on paper I'm still Muslim, and I was raised in a muslim household.

how the fuck does someone raised by muslim parents and in a muslim household ends up doing all of this and is only 18 damn

jahannam is not worth it bro

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

how the fuck does someone raised by muslim parents and in a muslim household ends up doing all of this and is only 18 damn

jahannam is not worth it bro

Only dads side is Muslim tbh, and I hate him so that explains my behaviour. Bro, I knew sluts who got pregnant at 14, what I'm doing is mild shit in comparison.

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

Serious reply here:

Bottled beers are usually about 4.5% alcohol which works out as 1.8 units per bottle. You should feel some effects of alcohol after two bottled beers but it’ll be underwhelming and probably just make you want more. 5 bottled beers is 9 units, for the average person who doesn’t drink much you should start to feel quite a bit tipsy at this point and your inhibition will be lowered. 6-8 beers will have you what I would class as moderately drunk, you’ll wake up with a hangover at this point and you’ll definelty feel different and much lower inhibition this is 10-15 units of alcohol. Over 10 beers for someone who has never drunk before you may begin to experience memory black outs , possibly vomit , nausea is likely and your inhibition will be so low you’ll probably behave like an idiot and embarrass yourself if you’re an experience drinker.

 

[Krezo]

Just start with a nice beer or some wine. Alcohol can be quite enjoyable.

 

[hopemaxxer]

Only dads side is Muslim tbh, and I hate him so that explains my behaviour. Bro, I knew sluts who got pregnant at 14, what I'm doing is mild shit in comparison.

doesn't matter bro just because some people chose to do haram things at a young age it doesn't make it any less haram.

you should repent start praying and asking for forgiveness day and night for all the things you've done before it's too late cause god won't spare anyone in judgment's day.

just an advice from a brother to another.

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

doesn't matter bro just because some people chose to do haram things at a young age it doesn't make it any less haram.

you should repent start praying and asking for forgiveness day and night for all the things you've done before it's too late cause god won't spare anyone in judgment's day.

just an advice from a brother to another.

Ye, jahannam awaits me tbh if I don't change

 

[rtsssy]

how the fuck does someone raised by muslim parents and in a muslim household ends up doing all of this and is only 18 damn

jahannam is not worth it bro

do you really believe in jahannam? ngl it seems retarded to punish a depressed and lonely person for drinking alcohol. god is supposed to be the most merciful being.JFLLL i bet my religious parents would've spared me from hell, so why won't god??
if hell exist then im ok with burning tbh, following the rules isn't worth it

 

[disillusioned]

lel at all the phaggots saying not to do it. Just be careful with the strong stuff since you can overdose on it easily. DO NOT take shots. That shit is fucking stupid and will either make you vomit all over the place or give you alcohol overdosing and/or a horrid hangover.

If you are a noob to alcohol I would suggest staying away from beer or wine since those things you have to develop a taste for before you truly like them. I suggest simple drinks such as vodka into orange juice (or any juice) or gin mixed with tonic water. Honestly the later is probably better though that's just my opinion. Stay away from more exotic things like wine or liquor such as rum, scotch etc. Also be careful to take into account that you won't feel the full effect of the alcohol instantly so even if you don't feel super drunk YET you might want to pause after 4-6 drinks.

I had 9 beers last friday btw. And my hangover was so bad that it lasted until sunday. Don't make that same mistake lol. 4-7 drinks is enough unless you are a large persion or somebody with high tolerance for alcohol.

 

[rtsssy]

Ye, jahannam awaits me tbh if I don't change

what else (hAraMmm) have you done besides being in a relationship? seems like you've done some fucked up stuff lol

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

what else (hAraMmm) have you done besides being in a relationship? seems like you've done some fucked up stuff lol

I came inside her cause I wanted to, literally gave zero fucks if she gets pregnant;
Get drunk on the reg cause sex is more fun then and I become more emotional and shit

 

[hopemaxxer]

do you really believe in jahannam? ngl it seems retarded to punish a depressed and lonely person for drinking alcohol. god is supposed to be the most merciful being.JFLLL i bet my religious parents would've spared me from hell, so why won't god??
if hell exist then im ok with burning tbh, following the rules isn't worth it

i don't wanna get too religious now and into the deep stuff but i believe that everything that god has said in quran was for us to benefit from even tbh there's stuff the i didn't understand when i was young but understand now.

drinking alcohol is literally poisining your body, why would you think god would allow that for us?

same thing with adultery, having sex before marriage increases degenerate societies which results in divorce and broken homes, that's why divorce rates are really low in muslim countries.

 

[disillusioned]

drinking alcohol is literally poisining your body

Simply by being alive you are slowly dying and turning into decomposing matter.

 

[hopemaxxer]

Simply by being alive you are slowly dying and turning into decomposing matter.

just because i'm going to die anyways it doesn't mean i should jump in a lake full of crocodiles br000

 

[rtsssy]

i don't wanna get too religious now and into the deep stuff but i believe that everything that god has said in quran was for us to benefit from even tbh there's stuff the i didn't understand when i was young but understand now.

drinking alcohol is literally poisining your body, why would you think god would allow that for us?

same thing with adultery, having sex before marriage increases degenerate societies which results in divorce and broken homes, that's why divorce rates are really low in muslim countries.

divorce rates are low bc females have to either get their husband's approval first or go to a muslamic court with evidence LOOOL. that's actually the reason why my parents aren't divorced but yeah i kinda get it

 

[hopemaxxer]

divorce rates are low bc females have to either get their husband's approval first or go to a muslamic court with evidence LOOOL. that's actually the reason why my parents aren't divorced but yeah i kinda get it

or maybe they are low cause there's no cheating you know

 

[Alexanderr]

doesn't matter bro just because some people chose to do haram things at a young age it doesn't make it any less haram.

you should repent start praying and asking for forgiveness day and night for all the things you've done before it's too late cause god won't spare anyone in judgment's day.

just an advice from a brother to another.

Odd, I did not expect so many religious people here.

 

[rtsssy]

or maybe they are low cause there's no cheating you know

nahh

 

[disillusioned]

just because i'm going to die anyways it doesn't mean i should jump in a lake full of crocodiles br000

But what about a lake full of alcohol and crocodiles

 

[OneMoreHero]

Start off with beer since that's usually around 4% alcohol. First time I had one at 22 i got a little tipsy. Now I usually need around 5 beers until I feel really drunk. 7-8 beers with a shot and cigarettes and I can't even sit straight and start puking.

For beers I recommend Desperados and Corona. It tastes awful at first but eventually you'll like/tolerate the taste like coffee. Cocktails taste really good though but they are much stronger and expensive.