My dad is willing to give me $1000 to invest in stocks and etc.

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If I earn profit, I get to keep the profit, and if I lose, I will have to become his slave and do carpentry work.

SEND ME STOCKS MONEYMAXXING TIPS AND RESOURCES NOW BOYS. THIS PLANDEMIC WAS PERFECT FOR THIS TO HAPPEN TO ME
 
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Wow. You're fucking dumb.
 
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A dad willing to teach his son the trade. And you're to fucking lazy to capitalize. Good luck in life bahaha ffs.
 
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Based dad's stupid son
 
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Buy cryptos instead
 
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If I earn profit, I get to keep the profit, and if I lose, I will have to become his slave and do carpentry work.

SEND ME STOCKS MONEYMAXXING TIPS AND RESOURCES NOW BOYS. THIS PLANDEMIC WAS PERFECT FOR THIS TO HAPPEN TO ME
Invest 60% in bitcoin, 20% in ether and 20% in speculative options or altcoins
 
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Based dad stupid son
 
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Invest in fast banana viral marketing
 
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i would unironically buy like a hotdog cart or something for the summer make some cash with that then invest whatever profits i get from that into stocks cuz with only 1k you're not going to make big bucks or much profit
 
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r/wallstreetbets
 
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Why not both you retard
 
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r/wallstreetbets
you wont learn anything from wsb lol, just rich autists doing dumb shit

r/stocks is a pretty good reddit

also this thread is pretty pertinent to you OP:
 
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Adidas seems a good option.
 
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just gamble bro
 
Imagine a middle class father, saving up $1000 for his son to learn a real world skill, just for his son to be a lazy fuck.

If your serious just invest in Tesla.
 
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imagine the magnitude of your fathers disappointment if he saw this post
 
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Imagine a middle class father, saving up $1000 for his son to learn a real world skill, just for his son to be a lazy fuck.

If your serious just invest in Tesla.
I was expecting to get recommended beginners guides on how to read stocks etc. to actually learn shit
 
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Imagine a middle class father, saving up $1000 for his son to learn a real world skill, just for his son to be a lazy fuck.

If your serious just invest in Tesla.
Tesla is way overvalued. Dont give shitty advice.
 
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I was expecting to get recommended beginners guides on how to read stocks etc. to actually learn shit
The intelligent investor, by benjamin graham is the best value investing book ever. He was warren buffet mentor.
 
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If I earn profit, I get to keep the profit, and if I lose, I will have to become his slave and do carpentry work.

SEND ME STOCKS MONEYMAXXING TIPS AND RESOURCES NOW BOYS. THIS PLANDEMIC WAS PERFECT FOR THIS TO HAPPEN TO ME
Wow
 
Imagine a middle class father, saving up $1000 for his son to learn a real world skill, just for his son to be a lazy fuck.

If your serious just invest in Tesla.
Tesla is too high IMO
 
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nigga just use that money to buy HGH and face surgeries, become a professional model, and earn the money back after signing your first contract.
 
nigga just use that money to buy HGH and face surgeries, become a professional model, and earn the money back after signing your first contract.
Only the profits I make from the stocks are mine
 
Hey that's awesome! Just don't waste it... investing in cryptocurrencies or metals like platinum or gold is always a good choice!
 
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start a paper trading account and start practicing ASAP.
experience is the best way to learn things, search stuff up and pick things up as you go along.
seekingalpha is a good website, reddit is always there too
 
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Retarded kid and his based dad

day 2
 
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1k isn't much tbqh. Not gonna succeed, son.
 
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“Based” dad? He may be well-intentioned but he’s just as stupid as the son.
 
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I’m pretty proud of the overall attitude and replies itt

1,000 aint shit. To earn decent profits with a thousand dollars in a short amount of time will involve very high risks, meaning there will be a higher chance you will lose a chunk of your capital than earn.And it will take a while to earn a somewhat decent return taking lesser risks routes, a decent return on 1,000 isn’t worth the trouble unless you’re not planning to use it in the following years or you willing to risk it all, but it’s not your money and you must pay it back.

So if I were you I would just take the trade anyways and save up on income while learning various means of passive income.
 
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Still enough to learn a life skill
You can learn with zero dollars using a paper/demo trading account
 
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I’m pretty proud of the overall attitude and replies itt

1,000 aint shit. To earn decent profits with a thousand dollars in a short amount of time will involve very high risks, meaning there will be a higher chance you will lose a chunk of your capital than earn.And it will take a while to earn a somewhat decent return taking lesser risks routes, a decent return on 1,000 isn’t worth the trouble unless you’re not planning to use it in the following years or you willing to risk it all, but it’s not your money and you must pay it back.

So if I were you I would just take the trade anyways and save up on income while learning various means of passive income.
You can learn with zero dollars using a paper/demo trading account
Thanks for the best responses
 
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Trading, how to take decisions etc.
How to take decisions? Lol you can learn that for free, pretty much
 
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Still enough to learn a life skill


My sides! :feelskek:

Gambling with other people’s money isn’t a life skill. You didn’t even know about paper trading accounts. You’re going to lose it all.

See you on the suicide hotline in a month. (I’m a volunteer counselor :oops:)
 
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If I earn profit, I get to keep the profit, and if I lose, I will have to become his slave and do carpentry work.

SEND ME STOCKS MONEYMAXXING TIPS AND RESOURCES NOW BOYS. THIS PLANDEMIC WAS PERFECT FOR THIS TO HAPPEN TO ME

American Airline call options at 11-12$ could be a interesting gamble ( buy like 50-60$ worth of optoions though max since there high leveraged ). You could then hedge with a put option on S and P 500 in case this dip ain't a dip and it dumped due to legit 2nd wave covid fears due to all the protestors spreading it.
 
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On the crypto market erd is flying. It could be a once in a lifetime opportunity.
 
I was expecting to get recommended beginners guides on how to read stocks etc. to actually learn shit
Read "A random walk down Wall Street". Probably the best book about investing ever written.
Don't listen to the idiots here that tell you to speculate/invest in cryptos etc. They don't know anything about long-term investing
 
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Read "A random walk down Wall Street". Probably the best book about investing ever written.
Don't listen to the idiots here that tell you to speculate/invest in cryptos etc. They don't know anything about long-term investing
I have a bba, a masters in corporate finance, a masters in financial engineering and I am about to finish my phd in stats. I worked 2 years as a trader in a brokerage firm. What are your accomplishments?
I love warren buffet, the intelligent investor by graham is the best value investing book ever. But there is a shorter route to success nowadays.
 
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I have a bba, a masters in corporate finance, a masters in financial engineering and I am about to finish my phd in stats. I worked 2 years as a trader in a brokerage firm. What are your accomplishments?
I love warren buffet, the intelligent investor by graham is the best value investing book ever. But there is a shorter route to success nowadays.
I have read "The Intelligent Investor", too. Great book, but I think "A Random Walk down Wall Street" is better for a beginner like him.

As far as my financial accomplishments go, I have none lol, I am 20 years old and I am graduating in aerospace engineering, so I am trying to learn something about investing for when I get a job.

If you are en expert in trading you can make a profit out of it obviously; if you did it, congratulations. You probably know a lot about trading, but for someone like me or OP, who don't have a fucking Master's degree in Finance lol, long-term investing is a much, much safer option.
Just because you were able to make a profit out of it doesn't mean everybody will.
For 99% of people trading isn't a safe choice. Plus OP is young so he doesn't need a "shorter route to success"
 
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I have a bba, a masters in corporate finance, a masters in financial engineering and I am about to finish my phd in stats. I worked 2 years as a trader in a brokerage firm. What are your accomplishments?
I love warren buffet, the intelligent investor by graham is the best value investing book ever. But there is a shorter route to success nowadays.
I have read "The Intelligent Investor", too. Great book, but I think "A Random Walk down Wall Street" is better for a beginner like him.

As far as my financial accomplishments go, I have none lol, I am 20 years old and I am graduating in aerospace engineering, so I am trying to learn something about investing for when I get a job.

If you are en expert in trading you can make a profit out of it obviously; if you did it, congratulations. You probably know a lot about trading, but for someone like me or OP, who don't have a fucking Master's degree in Finance lol, long-term investing is a much, much safer option.
Just because you were able to make a profit out of it doesn't mean everybody will.
For 99% of people trading isn't a safe choice. Plus OP is young so he doesn't need a "shorter route to success"
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Oh Fack. I forgot where I was. Sorry dawg. I'm just gamin anyway. Probably are improving your life while I rot.
No worries man, it was a good joke
 
I have read "The Intelligent Investor", too. Great book, but I think "A Random Walk down Wall Street" is better for a beginner like him.

As far as my financial accomplishments go, I have none lol, I am 20 years old and I am graduating in aerospace engineering, so I am trying to learn something about investing for when I get a job.

If you are en expert in trading you can make a profit out of it obviously; if you did it, congratulations. You probably know a lot about trading, but for someone like me or OP, who don't have a fucking Master's degree in Finance lol, long-term investing is a much, much safer option.
Just because you were able to make a profit out of it doesn't mean everybody will.
For 99% of people trading isn't a safe choice. Plus OP is young so he doesn't need a "shorter route to success"
so basically you called me an idiot and you didn't know my background..you assume that every guy into crypto is 15 year old boy trying to be the next wolf of wall street without knowing shit about finance...
 
so basically you called me an idiot and you didn't know my background..you assume that every guy into crypto is 15 year old boy trying to be the next wolf of wall street without knowing shit about finance...
I didn't call you personally an idiot, if you felt offended I'm sorry. Btw yes, 95% of people into cryptos doesn't know shit about finance.
Again, if you managed to get rich thanks to trading props to you, but advising a beginner to do the same thing isn't exactly "sound advice", unless you want to eliminate competition and make him lose his money lol
 
I didn't call you personally an idiot, if you felt offended I'm sorry. Btw yes, 95% of people into cryptos doesn't know shit about finance.
Again, if you managed to get rich thanks to trading props to you, but advising a beginner to do the same thing isn't exactly "sound advice", unless you want to eliminate competition and make him lose his money lol
I am offering free advice on another thread, so you are wrong again 🤷‍♂️
 
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not enough, wont do shit.
 
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