My experience larping as a 17yo on Yubo

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*Disclaimer: Not a brag thread. Just a response to this cope thread*



So i’ve been larping as a 17yo on Yubo for about a month and these are the results:




Out of those 4.5k matches about 450-500 girls messaged first. It says 269 unread messages bcos those were boring and i didn’t reply to them i replied to others

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Some interesting conversations from today:

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Btw out of all the matches i’ve only been called out once on my age by this girl.

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Pedomaxxing
 
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first
 
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"you'r kinda cute" nigga she said kinda, it's over
 
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most based thread i've ever read
 
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fuck I was reading it while picking my lips. When I saw the rape time pic I picked too much, now its bleeding jfl
 
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Unironically why am I alive
 
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Tongue goes on the roof of the mouth from now on
 
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Did you swipe on most?
 
Yubo is a friendship app. Any 16 or 17yo girl looking for serious action goes to tinder. Still, your tinder experiments are impressive.
 
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Very autistic convos
 
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nice
just punch filler around your eyes theory
 
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thats how much he does not care about this forums and lookism shit.
 
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Yubo is a friendship app. Any 16 or 17yo girl looking for serious action goes to tinder. Still, your tinder experiments are impressive.
 
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Yubo is a friendship app. Any 16 or 17yo girl looking for serious action goes to tinder. Still, your tinder experiments are impressive.
I was about to call him out for showing off the number of friends he had as well since even subhumans can get more than that but the messages indicate that he is indeed a Yubo slayer. I had foids offer me their virginity for real and wanted to meet up for sex when I was chadfishing.
 
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cringe af
 
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I was about to call him out for showing off the number of friends he had as well since even subhumans can get more than that but the messages indicate that he is indeed a Yubo slayer. I had foids offer me their virginity for real and wanted to meet up for sex when I was chadfishing.
Yeah, and I've agreed on friends with benefits with stacies on Badoo. Then when and where I asked when is good to meet, the conversation dried up. Bitches love playing around.
 
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Yubo is a friendship app. Any 16 or 17yo girl looking for serious action goes to tinder. Still, your tinder experiments are impressive.
True. Matches on yubo doesn’t mean anything. Most girls i see have “i swipe on everyone” on their bio.
 
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Bodycount of 1 jfl.
 
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for any giga retard who still thinks this larper crazy liar achieved this through mewing. Here is a simple desmontration that he did fillers.

Look at his upper eye. I think even you retards agree this is not possible to achieve through mewing scam, upper eye fat.
Ok.
If he did fillers to the upper eye, why would not he does it for everything else.

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Salludon did fillers theorem.
 
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Stock photo fbi agent working in his office on laptop and talking on mobile phone 608880983
 
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for any giga retard who still thinks this larper crazy liar achieved this through mewing. Here is a simple desmontration that he did fillers.

Look at his upper eye. I think even you retards agree this is not possible to achieve through mewing scam, upper eye fat.
Ok.
If he did fillers to the upper eye, why would not he does it for everything else.

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Nigga you always pop out of nowhere and start talking about my mewing transformation. This isn’t even the topic of discussion here.
 
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LOOKS ARE EVERYTHING !!!
 
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I legit thought yubo was like tinder but for getting friends, realized fast i was wrong JFL.

Imagine how good that would be.
 
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Nigga you always pop out of nowhere and start talking about my mewing transformation. This isn’t even the topic of discussion here.
fuck you liar.
you have to be exposed.
fuck these sand muslim retards are such liars for no reason. crazy people.
 
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for any giga retard who still thinks this larper crazy liar achieved this through mewing. Here is a simple desmontration that he did fillers.

Look at his upper eye. I think even you retards agree this is not possible to achieve through mewing scam, upper eye fat.
Ok.
If he did fillers to the upper eye, why would not he does it for everything else.

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Also rhinoplasty
 
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how many people with no knowledge believed this guy ?? lol. he is the villain.
 
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for any giga retard who still thinks this larper crazy liar achieved this through mewing. Here is a simple desmontration that he did fillers.

Look at his upper eye. I think even you retards agree this is not possible to achieve through mewing scam, upper eye fat.
Ok.
If he did fillers to the upper eye, why would not he does it for everything else.

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He mastered the art of permasquinting, it's that simple
 
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Thank you for the suicide fuel salludon.
 
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i thought u lived in pakistan?? how come u match with so many american girls?
 
“he making this all up as goes along, dont you see that“
 
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i thought u lived in pakistan?? how come u match with so many american girls?
Yubo isn’t like Tinder, you see girls all around the world on that app.
 
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are u srs still a virgin jfl
 
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why u keep using the same pics dont you look like that in every angle?
 
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