[JFL] My testosterone has been measured to be in the bottom 2.5% of males srs JFL @ My subhumanity.

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12 nmol (345 ng/dl)... It literally puts me at the same level of the buzzfeed phaggots lol. It feels like being an 85 year old man but Norwegian doctors are just so fucking cucked that they say it's normal. There's not a place in the world that has a lower iq than Norwegian hospitals. I envy the US where doctors easily prescribe shit, here you basically have to be at deaths door for them to give you anything yet americucks praise our healthcare system. These phaggots even killed one of my friends's friend by morphine overdose lol.

Tfw when hospitals are literally murdering patients here under the radar. I don't know why the universe decided that I had to exist but here I am. Just a fucking cluster of atoms complaining about what state they're in. Phuck diz gay universe.



The only thing I can hope for now is that my testosterone levels aren't the average for an 18 year old guy here. If you can even consider me a "guy" at this point. If my levels are "average" then our country is truly fucked up beyond belief. May Allah strike this country down for our sins.
 
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Time for self medicated trt boyo. Or get some roids and use them to fuck your natural test even more then go for bloodwork again and get prescribed trt.
Kek I would but my low T is making me too high inhib for that shit. It's a vicious circle.
 
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True true. It's retarded but most doctors won't hook u on test unless ur below 270 ng/dL. Normal range my ass
Try to optimize your t levels naturally and if u don't see any results within around 6 months then consider the above option ^^
(EAT PLENTY OF SATURATED FATS, SLEEP A LOT, SLEEP NAKED TO KEEP BALLS COOL , KEEP ELECTRONICS AWAY FROM BALLS, LIFT HEAVY, GET ENOUGH SUNLIGHT OR SUPPLEMENT VIT D3, REDUCE STRESS, EAT LOTS OF CARBS TOO)
Also discontinue using all plastic bottles and commercial shampoos/soaps. stop using that shit completely
 
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What test did you take? I want to test my trt too!!
 
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What test did you take? I want to test my trt too!!
Make sure to measure total testosterone as opposed to free/bound testosterone only
 
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What test did you take? I want to test my trt too!!
Just call up your doctors office and say that you want your hormones tested. It's pretty normal. Just make sure to do it before 8 AM most general practitioners have no knowledge within endocrinology and will take your tests at like 1 PM and shit. I got mine tested at like 9:30-10 so I'm most likely like 14-16nmol but that's still low as fuck for someone in my age group.
Omfg lmao :soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy:
I'm sorry bro...

Take funugreek supps too
My nibba if my levels reach any lower at this point then I'm gonna start writing buzzfeed articles. Do you think I can send in my T levels as a résumé?
 
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Time to zincmax and testmax in general. 20mg of zinc a day, all clean foods, start lifting and lose bodyfat, 8 hours of sleep a night, no videogames and no forums.
 
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Time to zincmax and testmax in general. 20mg of zinc a day, all clean foods, start lifting and lose bodyfat, 8 hours of sleep a night, no videogames and no forums.
I'd rope without the last two.
 
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Play competitive sports instead of videogames. do everything i put above and your test is guaranteed to go up

If not, inject.
My weak testosterone deficient body would be crushed by high T competitive alpha males.
-But that might just be my low T brain coping again.
 
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Time to F E A S T on T supplements :feelstastyman::feelstastyman:
 
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I think all doctors in all countries call that normal.. something like 200-1000 is normal jfl the minimum and maximum are a factor of 5 apart.. like 2 guys, one with 5x as much test as another can both be considered normal
 
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My nibba if my levels reach any lower at this point then I'm gonna start writing buzzfeed articles. Do you think I can send in my T levels as a résumé
Kek probably could do that ngl. Be the alpha soi of that group of soibois
 
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12 nmol (345 ng/dl)... It literally puts me at the same level of the buzzfeed phaggots lol. It feels like being an 85 year old man but Norwegian doctors are just so fucking cucked that they say it's normal. There's not a place in the world that has a lower iq than Norwegian hospitals. I envy the US where doctors easily prescribe shit, here you basically have to be at deaths door for them to give you anything yet americucks praise our healthcare system. These phaggots even killed one of my friends's friend by morphine overdose lol.

Tfw when hospitals are literally murdering patients here under the radar. I don't know why the universe decided that I had to exist but here I am. Just a fucking cluster of atoms complaining about what state they're in. Phuck diz gay universe.



The only thing I can hope for now is that my testosterone levels aren't the average for an 18 year old guy here. If you can even consider me a "guy" at this point. If my levels are "average" then our country is truly fucked up beyond belief. May Allah strike this country down for our sins.
Give it a watch, see if it helps
You can also mention that you've been feeling weaker, you've noticed decreased energy levels, and you've had trouble focusing and become more irritable. Those are all symptoms of low T, and could give them enough reason to put you on TRT
 
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True true. It's retarded but most doctors won't hook u on test unless ur below 270 ng/dL. Normal range my ass
Try to optimize your t levels naturally and if u don't see any results within around 6 months then consider the above option ^^
(EAT PLENTY OF SATURATED FATS, SLEEP A LOT, SLEEP NAKED TO KEEP BALLS COOL , KEEP ELECTRONICS AWAY FROM BALLS, LIFT HEAVY, GET ENOUGH SUNLIGHT OR SUPPLEMENT VIT D3, REDUCE STRESS, EAT LOTS OF CARBS TOO)
Also discontinue using all plastic bottles and commercial shampoos/soaps. stop using that shit completely
Don't get sunlight, get supplements instead or eat a proper diet/and supplement moar.
 
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Don't get sunlight, get supplements instead or eat a proper diet/and supplement moar.
Sunlight is a better source. With supplements there is a possibility of overdose
 
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It's ok bro you'll make a nice life partner. :bluepill:
 
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12 nmol (345 ng/dl)... It literally puts me at the same level of the buzzfeed phaggots lol. It feels like being an 85 year old man but Norwegian doctors are just so fucking cucked that they say it's normal. There's not a place in the world that has a lower iq than Norwegian hospitals. I envy the US where doctors easily prescribe shit, here you basically have to be at deaths door for them to give you anything yet americucks praise our healthcare system. These phaggots even killed one of my friends's friend by morphine overdose lol.

Tfw when hospitals are literally murdering patients here under the radar. I don't know why the universe decided that I had to exist but here I am. Just a fucking cluster of atoms complaining about what state they're in. Phuck diz gay universe.



The only thing I can hope for now is that my testosterone levels aren't the average for an 18 year old guy here. If you can even consider me a "guy" at this point. If my levels are "average" then our country is truly fucked up beyond belief. May Allah strike this country down for our sins.
that video made me fucking laugh. they were literally getting their soyboy level checked and obviously, eugene gets laid the most even though he's a bitch and has the most . JFL :feelsgah:
Omfg lmao :soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy:
I'm sorry bro...

Take funugreek supps too
how much mg should you take a day? 400mg?
 
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12 nmol (345 ng/dl)... It literally puts me at the same level of the buzzfeed phaggots lol. It feels like being an 85 year old man but Norwegian doctors are just so fucking cucked that they say it's normal. There's not a place in the world that has a lower iq than Norwegian hospitals. I envy the US where doctors easily prescribe shit, here you basically have to be at deaths door for them to give you anything yet americucks praise our healthcare system. These phaggots even killed one of my friends's friend by morphine overdose lol.

Tfw when hospitals are literally murdering patients here under the radar. I don't know why the universe decided that I had to exist but here I am. Just a fucking cluster of atoms complaining about what state they're in. Phuck diz gay universe.



The only thing I can hope for now is that my testosterone levels aren't the average for an 18 year old guy here. If you can even consider me a "guy" at this point. If my levels are "average" then our country is truly fucked up beyond belief. May Allah strike this country down for our sins.
Thats very low. Far too low to treat natty. Find a roid dealer and buy some test after learning how to run low doses of test by yourself properly (trt). No man should ever have to deal with this.
 
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I got 850 ng/dl, still incel asf tho. Gymcelling+Vit D supplements made me get it I think.
 
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I'm 5'6 and have never been to a gym in my life and still repping close to 700 test lol
 
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I'm 5'6 and have never been to a gym in my life and still repping close to 700 test lol
It's easier for your balls to provide a small body with testosterone. It's the least your balls offer you. Subhuman
 
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There's no hope for me when I live in a country that pours gallons of estrogen boosters in the water. Fuck living in Scandistan. Hopefully the mussies will change things when they take over.
 
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There's no hope for me when I live in a country that pours gallons of estrogen boosters in the water. Fuck living in Scandistan. Hopefully the mussies will change things when they take over.
Battle the system by taking DHT
 
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He doesnt need dht he needs t
what we do fucking need is the jews to stop messing around with our T, masculinity and society, just imagine a man with his same age in the 1850's with that same level of T, now it's considered normal but back then you'll be the biggest gays of the gays most would've ever know
 

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