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GorgeousDevil
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"With great power comes great responsibility" /Spider-man
I'm worried that if I keep soaking up all the looksmaxxing wisdom of this forum I will become too handsome.
Having been bullied all my life for being 5"3 there's too many suppressed feelings in my mind, that if I become ultra chad I don't think I will deal with it mature enough.
I fear that rather than ending relationships in mature matter, I will break girls heart left and right.
Rather than be humble about it, I will show up to my class reunion surrounded by models just to spite people.
Rather than forgive my bullies, I fear I will go around to each of their wifes and bang their brains out, then after they fall in love with me dump them saying "looks like you picked the wrong guy".
So.. I will take the advice to remove my neckbeard and ponytail, and let that improvement take me from virgin to a rotation of a modest 5 or so girls (topping up a new one whenever an old one drops out). That's it! To become some kind of ultra chad beyond that would only cause me problems, imagine all the men who'd be out to fight me if I sleep with hundreds of married girls.
So please ban me, I'm serious. It's time for me to take my shaved neckbeard and removed ponytail out into the real world and bang a modest 20 or so girls within this year.
I'm worried that if I keep soaking up all the looksmaxxing wisdom of this forum I will become too handsome.
Having been bullied all my life for being 5"3 there's too many suppressed feelings in my mind, that if I become ultra chad I don't think I will deal with it mature enough.
I fear that rather than ending relationships in mature matter, I will break girls heart left and right.
Rather than be humble about it, I will show up to my class reunion surrounded by models just to spite people.
Rather than forgive my bullies, I fear I will go around to each of their wifes and bang their brains out, then after they fall in love with me dump them saying "looks like you picked the wrong guy".
So.. I will take the advice to remove my neckbeard and ponytail, and let that improvement take me from virgin to a rotation of a modest 5 or so girls (topping up a new one whenever an old one drops out). That's it! To become some kind of ultra chad beyond that would only cause me problems, imagine all the men who'd be out to fight me if I sleep with hundreds of married girls.
So please ban me, I'm serious. It's time for me to take my shaved neckbeard and removed ponytail out into the real world and bang a modest 20 or so girls within this year.
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