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Before the internet and pua, you could hide in your sci-fi books and Magic the Gathering tournaments. But now manlets are being drawn from out of their basements to the siren song of false hope. Little halflings spend thousands of dollars just to be ridiculed for things they have no control over. Take Ryan:
https://incels.is/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fg4O3dHO.jpg&hash=197b45c6024a61961427038b729a3007
Approx. 5'7". Timid, deer-in-the-headlight expression. short face on a snow globe sized head. Chin that's gone into hiding for winter. Perfect. Next, bring in a "fashion consultant" to mog him:
https://incels.is/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fj.gifs.com%2Fo2rXgN.gif&hash=cf26f8c61f258cbb70feeda24a8f9118
Throw in some garden variety condescension and disrespect: "Looks quite young even though he's in his late twenties." Make him just generally look like shit in comparison to someone who's actually good looking -- all the while pretending that the manlet's poor looks are the result of fashion choices rather than genetics.
Now it's time to take him on the town. Bring him to some girls who whom he has no chance just to remind him what rejection feels like. Make sure to speak for him the whole time. Don't let him actually talk to the girls. Ask questions like "Would you date him?" or "What do you think of him?" Let the natural reaction happen:
https://incels.is/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fj.gifs.com%2F2kmDBW.gif&hash=6458de779267a14929119b564b2ec11f
He's been put in his place. We're off to a good start. Finally, play a little dress up. Make him look like a tool in even way posible. Never mind that your fashion consultant is wearing jeans and white t. Gloss over the fact that he looks good in everything -- including a faggy fedora. No, your manlet has to overcompensate:
https://incels.is/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FiKrWJhu.jpg&hash=43873909c0d10a934d74defe105d8ad5
https://incels.is/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F1MfZbgE.jpg&hash=d5cd07202514b2c136b19ad85ca22473
Seriously, there are oldcels with red sports cars compensating less than these outfits. But we gotta make him more masculine somehow, so let's go full douche.
The last step: take him back out for another round of rejections. This time, his look will be deemed "wannabe" and "try-hard."
https://incels.is/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FfwPVmsR.jpg&hash=1e866398ae9b052c959595348f8216f2
Absolute rock bottom. You've dressed in flashy clothes that draw attention to his hideousness, and made him stand up to a battery of rejections. Think we've made real progress today.
Full video:
tldr: manlets are funny
https://incels.is/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fg4O3dHO.jpg&hash=197b45c6024a61961427038b729a3007
Approx. 5'7". Timid, deer-in-the-headlight expression. short face on a snow globe sized head. Chin that's gone into hiding for winter. Perfect. Next, bring in a "fashion consultant" to mog him:
https://incels.is/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fj.gifs.com%2Fo2rXgN.gif&hash=cf26f8c61f258cbb70feeda24a8f9118
Throw in some garden variety condescension and disrespect: "Looks quite young even though he's in his late twenties." Make him just generally look like shit in comparison to someone who's actually good looking -- all the while pretending that the manlet's poor looks are the result of fashion choices rather than genetics.
Now it's time to take him on the town. Bring him to some girls who whom he has no chance just to remind him what rejection feels like. Make sure to speak for him the whole time. Don't let him actually talk to the girls. Ask questions like "Would you date him?" or "What do you think of him?" Let the natural reaction happen:
https://incels.is/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fj.gifs.com%2F2kmDBW.gif&hash=6458de779267a14929119b564b2ec11f
He's been put in his place. We're off to a good start. Finally, play a little dress up. Make him look like a tool in even way posible. Never mind that your fashion consultant is wearing jeans and white t. Gloss over the fact that he looks good in everything -- including a faggy fedora. No, your manlet has to overcompensate:
https://incels.is/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FiKrWJhu.jpg&hash=43873909c0d10a934d74defe105d8ad5
https://incels.is/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F1MfZbgE.jpg&hash=d5cd07202514b2c136b19ad85ca22473
Seriously, there are oldcels with red sports cars compensating less than these outfits. But we gotta make him more masculine somehow, so let's go full douche.
The last step: take him back out for another round of rejections. This time, his look will be deemed "wannabe" and "try-hard."
https://incels.is/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FfwPVmsR.jpg&hash=1e866398ae9b052c959595348f8216f2
Absolute rock bottom. You've dressed in flashy clothes that draw attention to his hideousness, and made him stand up to a battery of rejections. Think we've made real progress today.
Full video:
tldr: manlets are funny
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