Sleeping in car before date?

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Everyone knows when you wake up you are taller. What if you got a date then took a shower, drove to the location 8 hours before, went to sleep, and woke up fresh and tall for your date. First impressions matter a lot so every inch counts.
 
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If you’re not fucking her at 5’11”, you ain’t fucking her at 5’11.3”.
 
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I always wake up looking bad and have to take a shower :feelsrope:

Maybe wake up half an hour before the date, take a shower and brush teeth would work best for me. Still not losing that much height after 30 minutes.

But you're correct in theory.
 
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I always wake up looking bad and have to take a shower :feelsrope:

Maybe wake up half an hour before the date, take a shower and brush teeth would work best for me. Still not losing that much height after 30 minutes.

But you're correct in theory.
Sleep in the shower?
 
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Autism
If you're serious about this just buy an inversion table and use it for like 20 mins before
 
Sleep in the shower?
Very high IQ @slime
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I am almost 6'7 in morning and with 1.5 inch Airforces I can fraud 6'9
Legit theory
 
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sleeping in the car is uncomfortable
 
I know this is probably satire but sleeping in your car lowers your chances of fucking a girl way more than being half an inch taller would increase them
 

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