Status Does Not Allow You To Escape Looks Law

[Lumbersexual]

Natalie Portman criticises 'creepy' Moby over 'disturbing' account of friendship

Musician says in memoir the pair dated, but Portman disputes account, saying ‘my recollection is a much older man being creepy with me’

www.theguardian.com

Natalie Portman calls Moby "creepy" because he is ugly and denies ever having any relations with him (because he is ugly) and it would ruin her status, despite the fact he is a musician, albeit a shitty one. You cannot escape looks law by being famous.

 

[Insomniac]

bald = creepy

 

[Deleted member 1106]

hair is life, if you have no hair you have no life

 

[Lumbersexual]

Could he ascend with a hair piece? He'd still be creepy because ugly.

 

[rockndogs]

looksmatch

both disgusting jews

 

[itsoverbuddyboyo]

if I ever get past NW4 I will blow my head off

 

[rockndogs]

I will blow my head off

 

[Insomniac]

if I ever get past NW0 I will blow my head off

 

[itsoverbuddyboyo]

nah, a good transplant can still save a NW4, though it may be pushing it tbh.

 

[Deleted member 1084]

The Jason Bourne theme song must have been about his hairline

 

[Deleted member 1089]

Status matters and thats just it.

 

[Thushespokeofit]

Literally who? The guy is a nobody real status example would be ed Sheeran

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

Follicles me