Stupidest thing youve done for looksmaxxing

[maxmendietta]

I had pearly papules on my dick and tried to remove them with mint toothpaste (back part of the glans)

never following online advice again

 

[beyourself]

This is the kind of stuff that enriches .me knowledge base​

 

[Deleted member 1774]

shaving off my pubes

reminded me that I had a micropenis and there wasn't any reason I should shave it off.

 

[tylerhunter97]

I had pearly papules on my dick and tried to remove them with mint toothpaste (back part of the glans)

never following online advice again

I have them too and I like them, they are fascinating

 

[Zeta ascended]

I didn't do it yet. But I'm considering getting a beard transplant using the hairs from my dick.

 

[KEy21]

Almost shaving and spending 4k veneering my 4 front teeth that are already perfectly straight because they were 5% out of order and not noticeable to the human eye

Almost traveling for LL external with an Indian surgeon

 

[maxmendietta]

I have them too and I like them, they are fascinating

Yeah ive learned to embrace them, why you like them tho

 

[Wincel]

I took a big slimy shit and somehow it got all over the underside of my dick so I washed it off with hand soap and the next day I woke up and my dick skin was so fucking wrinkled it was like my dick aged 10,000 years, it was so crinkly it wasn't even like skin it was like leaves

Wore off the next day thankfully

still got a good 3 nuts in even with my 10,016 year old dick

 

[Cope]

Tried to exfoliate off my keratosis pilaris with retin-A and now I have huge scars on both my triceps

 

[beyourself]

Tried to exfoliate off my keratosis pilaris

not a single word fag​

 

[DidntRead]

Ordered collagen powder

 

[Rasputin]

I had pearly papules on my dick and tried to remove them with mint toothpaste (back part of the glans)

never following online advice again

Taking a shower

 

[KEy21]

Ordered collagen powder

Whats wrong with collagen powder? You mean oral collagen protein powder?

 

[beyourself]

Almost shaving and spending 4k veneering my 4 front teeth that are already perfectly straight because they were 5% out of order and not noticeable to the human eye

Dude I am so broke ATM I'm literally living with a giant hole in my tooth. My filling got off (been chewing, btw) and those shekels are insane for such a simple procedure. Just don't touch hot liquids with the tooth with the hole theory.​

 

[KEy21]

Dude I am so broke ATM I'm literally living with a giant hole in my tooth. My filling got off (been chewing, btw) and those shekels are insane for such a simple procedure. Just don't touch hot liquids with the tooth with the hole theory.​

I swallow coffee and sodas without them touching my teeth dead srs..I've been able to make it look normal

 

[tylerhunter97]

Yeah ive learned to embrace them, why you like them tho

I don't know I just like the way they look I took closer pics of them with HD camera actually its weird lol

 

[Deleted member 2486]

trying to grow my patchy beard when i have chad tier lower third

 

[Cope]

not a single word fag​

Why does your autistic ass center all your posts you fucking idiot

 

[beyourself]

Why does your autistic ass center all your posts you fucking idiot

FUCKYOUBEATCH​

 

[Slyfex8]

In the past I was thinking having big, round eyes was good, so I was opening my eyes as wide as possible, pure autism.

 

[Deleted member 3381]

I got a hammer and tried to break the hump on my nose, making it swollen, red, and make the skin dry and looked even shittier

 

[Deleted member 616]

Trimmed my brows to make them look straighter. But they ended up looking ridiculous

 

[LordNorwood]

In the past I was thinking having big, round eyes was good, so I was opening my eyes as wide as possible, pure autism.

I remember doing this in early high school and being insecure that my eyes were like slits instead of anime eyes lol

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Tried probiotic VSL#3 because I thought it would make me NT
And used Mk677 and peptides (cost me nearly $500) to "heightmaxx" at the age of 21. What a joke lol

 

[DarknLost]

makeup

 

[SayNoToRotting]

had a very short living bonesmash session back in December 2018.

Cring cringe cringe

 

[FatJattMofo]

had a very short living bonesmash session back in December 2018.

Cring cringe cringe

tyrone must have came quick then

 

[Deleted member 3902]

 

[SLA]

Thinking it would ever work or ever hide my autism or genuine inability to form relationships with females.

 

[invisiblecel]

Hard squinting all the fucking time, all of my work mates thought I was mad af for a week

 

[Mansnob]

getting an undercut with a narrow skull is never a good idea.

 

[nastynas]

i would raise my eyebrows thinking it would make me look cute it caused my uee to get worse. since i stopped in at start of this year my uee and ptosis is a lot less

 

[bassfreak]

In the past I was thinking having big, round eyes was good, so I was opening my eyes as wide as possible, pure autism.

i just must put this quote here , always hilarious AF pure gold :

What even more comical is that st my early teen years i thought it's cute to expose your eyes as much as possible with UEE and all and i looked like a absolute faggot cuck. I really want to punch my old self because of it

made my night i always trying to imagine this

getting an undercut with a narrow skull is never a good idea.

depends on how narrow ?

 

[robtical]

Made fruit mix mask of papaya and put on face so the acne goes away

 

[ritalinredemption]

Dude I am so broke ATM I'm literally living with a giant hole in my tooth. My filling got off (been chewing, btw) and those shekels are insane for such a simple procedure. Just don't touch hot liquids with the tooth with the hole theory.​

that face when you relate

 

[Eduardo DOV]

hit my chin with a hammer

 

[InZayn]

I got a hammer and tried to break the hump on my nose, making it swollen, red, and make the skin dry and looked even shittier

That would actually make it bigger lol

 

[Deleted member 3381]

That would actually make it bigger lol

yeah im pretty sure it looks bigger now.
more incentive to get a rhino ngl

 

[Void]

I was too high inhib to use a razor blade to slice off a skin tag, so I taped a cotton ball soaked in vinegar to my forehead.

The skin tag was gone but so was the skin around it, the scar it left was totally not worth it.

 

[Kinko]

Born perfect 10psl chad

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

 

[DianabolDownie]

Cutting my leg to scarmax, ill forever feel like an edgy retard, glad I realized how stupid it was before I went for my face

 

[Alibaba69]

I cut out a piece of my shirt and stuck it in my mouth as a chew in order to push up my maxilla and orbitals to get a positive canthal tilt.

 

[onnysk]

Considered LL and spent months doing PE exercises

Felt so good when I gave up on all

 

[Superking]

over-exfoliated my face, it kept looking better and better until it looks fucking horrible. thankfully the worst was just my forehead but damn it was bad. took like half a year for my skin to look good again after that.

 

[OOGABOOGA]

PE isn’t cope though. It worked for me.

How much did you gain brotha

 

[Time Travel]

Thinking it would ever work or ever hide my autism or genuine inability to form relationships with females.

 

[Melo95]

trying to grow my patchy beard when i have chad tier lower third

Should've stubbled. Everyone looks better with stubble even chads

i would raise my eyebrows thinking it would make me look cute it caused my uee to get worse. since i stopped in at start of this year my uee and ptosis is a lot less

THIS. I think a lot of guys think they can pull this off but truth is only prettyboy types can. Masculine guys look better with less uee

 

[RAITEIII]

Well when I was 12 or 13 I started to rub all sort of things on my face : tomatoes with salt, garlic, strange stuff with eggs and mayonese.

Subliminals to increase musculature... I used to cope so much that I'd even leave textbooks opened under my bed hoping that somehow I'd know everything next morning...

 

[OOGABOOGA]

I went straight to an extender. Used it religiously, and after a 3 months I’ve grown a quarter of an inch.

Hey not bad, stick to it bro. At that rate you’ll hit an inch in a year!