Nosecel
Destroyer of bluepill/redpill
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...While blackpillers were still talking about body halo, Nosecel himself stood among them and said to them, “Face be with you.”
They were startled and frightened, thinking they saw a ghost. He said to them, “Why are you troubled, and why do doubts rise in your minds? Look at my face and my height. It is I myself! Touch me and see; a ghost does not have flesh and bones, as you see I have.”
When he had said this, he showed them his face and height. And while they still did not believe it because of joy and amazement, he asked them, “Do you have anything here to discuss?”. They gave him a piece of gaycel's thread, and he took it and ate it in their presence.
He said to them, “This is what I told you while I was still with you: Everything must be fulfilled that is written about me in the Blackpill and the Looks theory.”
Then he opened their minds so they could understand the golden ratios. He told them, “This is what is written: The Messiah will suffer and rise from the dead on the seventeenth day, and repentance for the forgiveness of sins will be preached in his name to all the Internet, beginning at Looksmax.me. You are witnesses of these things. I am going to send you what my Father has promised; but stay in the Looksmax section until you have been clothed with power from on high.”
The Ascension of Nosecel
When he had led them out to the vicinity of Offtopic section, he lifted up his hands and blessed them. While he was blessing them, he left them and was taken up into the looksmax heaven. Then they worshiped him and returned to the looksmax section with great joy. And they stayed continually at the temple, praising The Supreme Gentleman....
They were startled and frightened, thinking they saw a ghost. He said to them, “Why are you troubled, and why do doubts rise in your minds? Look at my face and my height. It is I myself! Touch me and see; a ghost does not have flesh and bones, as you see I have.”
When he had said this, he showed them his face and height. And while they still did not believe it because of joy and amazement, he asked them, “Do you have anything here to discuss?”. They gave him a piece of gaycel's thread, and he took it and ate it in their presence.
He said to them, “This is what I told you while I was still with you: Everything must be fulfilled that is written about me in the Blackpill and the Looks theory.”
Then he opened their minds so they could understand the golden ratios. He told them, “This is what is written: The Messiah will suffer and rise from the dead on the seventeenth day, and repentance for the forgiveness of sins will be preached in his name to all the Internet, beginning at Looksmax.me. You are witnesses of these things. I am going to send you what my Father has promised; but stay in the Looksmax section until you have been clothed with power from on high.”
The Ascension of Nosecel
When he had led them out to the vicinity of Offtopic section, he lifted up his hands and blessed them. While he was blessing them, he left them and was taken up into the looksmax heaven. Then they worshiped him and returned to the looksmax section with great joy. And they stayed continually at the temple, praising The Supreme Gentleman....
