thecel
narrow-orbits brachy-skull ogre
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FYI, this story was a larp.
Everything is true except for the pickup line and the part where I accidentally pulled her chair and she fell down on her ass.
IRL I was too high inhib to trip, so I used a different pickup line — “Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you’re the only ten I see!”
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