The Zestomaxxing Guide | Vol. 1

[Deleted member 206]

The Zestomaxxing Guide
how to become like... @Zesto
Attention:This is satire, not a targeted attack. It's published with Zesto's agreement.​

Before we can start taking a further look on how to become like @Zesto, please make sure that your IQ is around 115. Is your IQ way too high? Well, that's no problem - just start watching anime and reading manga and it will decrease in no time.


STEP 1: Hate western girls, worship asian ones.

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these western pigs.

STEP 2: Express your feelings by using images and gifs of anime.

Example 1: If you think a post is high IQ use this



Example 2: If you find a post funny use this one

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I have hundreds of anime reaction pics

STEP 3: Plan a trip to "Tokyo in January" and post about it on any thread you can.

when I go to Tokyo in January

I will ask these girls for you when I'm in Tokyo.

until the eve of my trip to Tokyo in January

I will be once I ascend with my waifu in Tokyo this January

I'll tell you how it went from when I come back from my 2 week trip in Tokyo this January.

I want to be a boy forever even after I ascend with my waifu in Tokyo.

I'm terrified when I go to Japan (Tokyo) I'm not going to get any matches

STEP 4: Make countless maxxing threads that noone cares about.

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STEP 5: Show signs of being gay.

How does someone look at this big septic tank and not want to throw up?

THE FINAL STEP: Like every post of @Felix97.

FOLLOW ALL STEPS AND BECOME ZESTOMAXXED TODAY
upcoming guides: @ZyzzReincarnate maxxing; @Tony maxxing @Nibba maxxing​

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

thanks for this

 

[Zesto]

You forgot . . .

Step 6) I would've LowInhibMaxxed and posted this in LooksMaxxing discussion.

Spoiler: 10/10

 

[Deleted member 206]

You forgot . . .

Step 6) I would've LowInhibMaxxed and posted this in LooksMaxxing discussion.

Spoiler: 10/10

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I knew I'd forget stuff, that's why I called it "Vol.1"

 

[Tony]

I doubt you will be able to make accurate one of me.

 

[Deleted member 206]

I doubt you will be able to make accurate one of me.

 

[Tony]

 

[11gaijin]

JFL this is fucking good tbh. Gilded you. You should get your gold soon.

 

[Tony]

Gilded you

i want some too

 

[11gaijin]

i want some too

 

[Weishaupt]

Bro holy shit lmfaoooo

 

[Deleted member 206]

JFL this is fucking good tbh. Gilded you. You should get your gold soon.

gonna get your ass too boyo, don't even worry about it

 

[11gaijin]

gonna get your ass too boyo, don't even worry about it
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Hey hey hey
Ngl looking forward to it, kek

 

[averageblokecel]

@Tony maxxing

I really wanna see this one

@ZyzzReincarnate maxxing

interesting take, can't see how you will pull it out (like he hasn't posted that much yet, no offense zyz)

 

[Deleted member 206]

interesting take, can't see how you will pull it out (like he hasn't posted that much yet, no offense zyz)

Already have some stuff about him, but I agree he's the most challenging one out of the ones I picked. My Tony folder is full btw

 

[Nibba]

The Zestomaxxing Guide
how to become like... @Zesto
Attention:This is satire, not a targeted attack. It's published with Zesto's agreement.​

Before we can start taking a further look on how to become like @Zesto, please make sure that your IQ is around 115. Is your IQ way too high? Well, that's no problem - just start watching anime and reading manga and it will decrease in no time.


STEP 1: Hate western girls, worship asian ones.

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STEP 2: Express your feelings by using images and gifs of anime.

Example 1: If you think a post is high IQ use this

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Example 2: If you find a post funny use this one

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STEP 3: Plan a trip to "Tokyo in January" and post about it on any thread you can.











STEP 4: Make countless maxxing threads that noone cares about.

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STEP 5: Show signs of being gay.





THE FINAL STEP: Like every post of @Felix97.

FOLLOW ALL STEPS AND BECOME ZESTOMAXXED TODAY
upcoming guides: @ZyzzReincarnate maxxing; @Tony maxxing @Nibba maxxing​

FUCKING DO MINE NEXT FFS BRO THIS IS GOLD :CAGE: BEST THREAD YET BUT NOT AS GOOD AS THE GAMBLER TRIBUTE VIDEO IM WORKING ON CAGE

 

[VST]

It's over if you haven't Zesto Maxxed.

gonna get your ass too boyo, don't even worry about it
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Who else have you got?

 

[Tony]

Who else have you got?

tfw u are working with oldcels and now you hoping to be included

 

[VST]

tfw u are working with oldcels and now you hoping to be included

 

[Deleted member 206]

It's over if you haven't Zesto Maxxed.

Who else have you got?

Him and the 3 in OG. Thought about @TakaRyo and @JustChris. Not sure if I do you someday, so be aware of what you post.

 

[Nibba]

Him and the 3 in OG. Thought about @TakaRyo and @JustChris. Not sure if I do you someday, so be aware of what you post.

After me make a post on gambler :cage:

 

[Deleted member 283]

Make one about me