There is a gym for your face.

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Idk if this will work. I did see a low t male in there but lots of beautiful women (idk if face gym did it). Anyway I find it funny that now when people ask is there a gym for your face you can say yes
 
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you cannot train your face muscle without moving your face
i only see hand move
 
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Lol.:ROFLMAO:

Before Facegym :incel:

After 0.3 miliseconds of FaceGym :chad:
 
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this is just massaging a face lmao
 
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you cannot train your face muscle without moving your face
i only see hand move
Yeah idk how this would work. They did some crazy heat gun Shit which might move the muscles
 
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:lul::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh:
 
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Buccinator... Do not ever train that. Zygomaticus either unless you want nasiolabial folds. Stick to masseters (chewing gum) and MAYBE mentalis.
Mewing Trains buccinator? Isn’t that what gives hallow cheeks or is the opposite
 
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Its the opposite, the smaller the muscle the more hollow your cheeks are. Swallowing as Mike Mew instructs will shrink the buccinators.
Ah I remember now. Took me almost a month to get the swallow
 
:feelsmega:All that face skin manipulation is going to cause a lot of premature wrinkles
 
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It's called a plastic surgeon's office.
 
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Training facial muscles can be really good (and I do certain ones) but when some retards want to slap your face around they are going to just train everything and make you look ugly, old, and bloated. Also how the fuck does slapping target the muscles to induce hypertrophy exactly?
I don’t know lmao. Bonesmashers will say Wolfe’s law or whatever. Tbh I just thought this was funny
 
Too bad there is no gym for genetics
 
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Will tapping my biceps count as training and make them develop as well? :soy:

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Foids beauty BS $$ Industry, why is this shit on this forum?
 
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Will tapping my biceps count as training and make them develop as well? :soy:

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Foids beauty BS $$ Industry, why is this shit on this forum?
I found it funny because anti gymcels always say is there a gym for your face
 
the equivalent of slapping ur arms and expecting bicep hypertrophy
dam someone already made that joke before me
 
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@mojopin post there is gym for ur face pic
 
the equivalent of slapping ur arms and expecting bicep hypertrophy
dam someone already made that joke before me

if you bang your head against the wall, itll become bigger, volcel if u dont
 
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if you bang your head against the wall, itll become bigger, volcel if u dont
bonesmashing works but not too a great extent, it more so just makes the bone more thicker/blunt, like how fighters shins look, the bone didnt grow in volume just got more dense like rock
 
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Too bad there is no gym for genetics
I don't agree with the assumption that it's all genetics but good joek nonetheless you subhuman
 
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You cannot change muscles without progressive overload through resistance. Massaging does not load the muscle. By far one of the most hokey things I've ever seen. It's right up there with coffee enemas.
 
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You gotta admit this shit is relaxing as hell to watch though
 
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Undercover mew thread is a success.
 
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Bumo,

Have you tried it, OP?
 
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People who fall for this are retarded.

You can’t manipulate muscular size with massage, otherwise people would be sitting at home all day massaging their biceps.
 
this is just massaging a face lmao
Eh at least it will improve blood flow to the face and give red undertones. Anyway, it's a way to go out and socialise, and perhaps you can try and chat up the girl who's massaging you. Better than what half the cunts here are doing.
 
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Seems like a huge cope
 
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